Your mother is very fat, but she's a seal, so it's natural and healthy. The fat insulates her from the viciously cold Antarctic oceans. Without it she would die.Oh, and you're a seal also. In case you were wondering. Obviously, because your mother is a seal.
you do lurk below the surface of the forum, emerging occasionally to pluck a young man from our ranks before plunging back into the murky depths from whence you came
You are pretty totally creepshow, yelley
luckily she had life alert and was able to get an ambulance to come and pick her up.
rather than place the blame on somebody's undeveloped irony sensor, let's just blame the internet, k?
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
Everything with mass has yo' mama.
You just came back to shit in my heart, didn't you Ryan?
Yo' dawg, I heard you liked Yo' Mama jokes, so I put yo' mama inside yo' grandmama so you can laugh at yo' mama while you laugh at yo' mama.That was really fucking awesome.
I guess now I'll just say yo mamma jokes aren't terribly funny.
Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.
Yo mama claims Twilight is a literary masterpiece
With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0. So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership.
To quote Dovey, yo' mama so fat she got two myspace accounts.
Yo' mama is not really fat, she is however pregnant with 9 kids. See she wanted a TV show on TLC and it seemed to her that taking an unhealthy amount of fertility drugs and having a litter of children was the best way to do that.
Hey guys let me tell you about my intercourses.My intercourses, let me tell you about them.
Once I got drunk and threw up in the vegetable drawer of an old disused fridge while dressed as a cat
wasn't it 8 kids totalling 14. I read we're not suppose to critisize her on MSN news or something...