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KickThatBathProf:
Kill it, please

ViolentDove:
Dear Shane,

What are ther best golf-related double entendres to woo a female golfer?

Kind regards,

-Nick.

Hat:
Dear Shane,

What is an unacceptable amount to drink on the golf course if drinking with people with no regard for the consequences of their actions?

Love, Brett.

Liz:

--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 03 Mar 2009, 23:03 ---What are ther best golf-related double entendres to woo a female golfer?

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"I'd like to birdie your hole."

"I'll use my wood on this one."

"I promise you I won't bogey on your course."

"I won't leave any divets on your green." (I... I don't know if this one works.)

Patrick:

--- Quote from: Hat on 03 Mar 2009, 23:05 ---Dear Shane,

What is an unacceptable amount to drink on the golf course if drinking with people with no regard for the consequences of their actions?

Love, Brett.

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I think you know the answer.

Liz, wouldn't it be more accurate to say "I won't birdie on your course"? 'Cause see, bogey is one shot above par, meaning you finished later then you were expected to. If you birdie, you're finishing early.

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