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Shane teaches you how to become a better golfer

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valley_parade:

--- Quote from: Elizzybeth on 03 Mar 2009, 12:37 ---Shane,

Is it a fashion faux pas to wear a tennis skirt on the golf course?

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I guess some of the professional female golfers wear skirts. I don't see a problem with it.


--- Quote from: Misconception on 03 Mar 2009, 13:02 ---Oh my god. Chicagocon idea. Frisbee golf in your most ridiculous golf gear! Argyle and flat caps all around!

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What the fuck is ridiculous about a flat cap? I'd wear mine on a daily basis if I hadn't left it at Jon's during Bostoncon.


--- Quote from: SilentJ on 03 Mar 2009, 13:26 ---Shane,

A cousin of mine has managed to not only hit a drive straight up (and have it hit him on the head), but also slice a ball so bad that it bounced off a tee marker and almost hit everyone in the group.  Is there any hope for his game?

Also how much am I allowed to laugh at him about this?

-Jeff

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I've done the latter. Judging by my group's reaction, you can mock him for the next three holes.


--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 03 Mar 2009, 23:03 ---Dear Shane,

What are ther best golf-related double entendres to woo a female golfer?

Kind regards,

-Nick.

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I think Liz covered this. See Jon's thread for relationship advice.


--- Quote from: Hat on 03 Mar 2009, 23:05 ---Dear Shane,

What is an unacceptable amount to drink on the golf course if drinking with people with no regard for the consequences of their actions?

Love, Brett.

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As long as you don't flip the golf cart, Brett. Drink as much as you want.

Gilead:
I'm going to drive straight up your green baby.

snalin:
Or, if you are a woman: "I keep my green trimmed. Want to inspect it?"

Patrick:
I'd launch something white in one of your 18 holes.

KickThatBathProf:
Actually it's really launching near the holes, not in them

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