Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 90595 times)

Patrick · « **Reply #450 on:** 03 May 2009, 10:24 »

Therein lies the problem, I am not actually Kim Jong-Il.

I kindof miss my old username, heh.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #451 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:39 »

Looks less like Kim Jong Il and more like Chow Yun Fat in that picture

Edit: I take that back, after having google searched and found this

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #452 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:53 »

so cool

Patrick · « **Reply #453 on:** 03 May 2009, 13:43 »

Kim Jong-Il is a bad mother fucker and I am getting so sexually desperate that I would probably fuck him right now.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #454 on:** 03 May 2009, 13:56 »

Maybe that's the key to this whole situation. Kim Jong-Il isn't a maniacal dictator. Just a man who desperately needs some lovin.

Christophe · « **Reply #455 on:** 03 May 2009, 13:57 »

Patrick, you need to save yourself. For marriage. Just because he's a Glorious Leader ain't mean he a Glorious Manslut.

EDIT: USER WAS HUNTED DOWN BY THE DPRK FOR THIS POST

Inlander · « **Reply #456 on:** 03 May 2009, 16:43 »

Oh great, now the forum's gonna get nuked. THANKS, CHRISTOPHE.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #457 on:** 03 May 2009, 17:18 »

Quote from: SilentJ on 03 May 2009, 09:26

So last night I went to the club with a friend of mine, and I made eyes with this chick all night. Not stunningly attractive, but she was pretty cute, and goddamn she could dance. Then the last time we locked eyes, I went to make a move... and she went to the bar to drink until the place closed. So I'm still pretty sexuallly frustrated.

And to make matters worse,

pretty much sums up the club I was in. Hit on by like three gay dudes. Sorry, guys, not interested.

Uh... were you trying to pick up girls in a gay bar? 'Cause that might have been your problem.

Eris · « **Reply #458 on:** 03 May 2009, 19:33 »

Fuckin' White Pill Week.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

SilentJ · « **Reply #459 on:** 03 May 2009, 20:01 »

Quote from: ViolentDove on 03 May 2009, 17:18

Quote from: SilentJ on 03 May 2009, 09:26
So last night I went to the club with a friend of mine, and I made eyes with this chick all night. Not stunningly attractive, but she was pretty cute, and goddamn she could dance. Then the last time we locked eyes, I went to make a move... and she went to the bar to drink until the place closed. So I'm still pretty sexuallly frustrated.

And to make matters worse,

pretty much sums up the club I was in. Hit on by like three gay dudes. Sorry, guys, not interested.

Uh... were you trying to pick up girls in a gay bar? 'Cause that might have been your problem.

See, I wasn't expecting to do so since I was being taken to a gay club. But once I got there is when I realized that there are, in fact, straight women in a gay club.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #460 on:** 03 May 2009, 20:07 »

It's true. There are straight women in gay clubs. They go to avoid having dudes hit on them all night, among other reasons. So straight men go to gay clubs to hit on women who might make out with other women for fun. It's really a no-win situation for everyone involved.

SilentJ · « **Reply #461 on:** 03 May 2009, 20:28 »

Pretty much. Plus, even though I have nothing but respect for the gay community, it's still pretty uncomfortable to get hit on by gay men, so the girl that took me there didn't understand why I thought the whole night was pretty weird.

So basically, straight people only go to gay clubs if they really are just looking to dance all night. Otherwise it leads to sexual frustration!

...oh, hey thread. What's up?

Wasteroo · « **Reply #462 on:** 03 May 2009, 20:54 »

Not much dude, just getting vicarious entertainment from your life.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #463 on:** 03 May 2009, 22:31 »

I've avoided this thread for 10 pages.

Oh fuck. Wait no, wrong thread for that.

Slick · « **Reply #464 on:** 03 May 2009, 23:44 »

I'm just going to man a picket line right here. No one is can cross post 494 without crossing me.

That's okay Jimmy Slicko, I'll just add anything I have to say by post-jacking your posts. But not always the same one. I'm going to hunt down your posts from the past, too, long-dead ones, and revive them, and inhabit them like a digital tapeworm, and if you want to know what I have to say about anything in this thread you're gonna have to find it.

If I can be bothered. - Inlander

Slick · « **Reply #465 on:** 03 May 2009, 23:57 »

I like the idea of having you inside of me.

Slick · « **Reply #466 on:** 03 May 2009, 23:57 »

OH FUCK POST 495 BREAKS THE CREEP-O-MEETER

ruyi · « **Reply #467 on:** 03 May 2009, 23:59 »

So like...are we getting married or what?

ruyi · « **Reply #468 on:** 03 May 2009, 23:59 »

I mean you proposed to me.

ruyi · « **Reply #469 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:00 »

It's not like you can, you know, un-propose. It's not even a real word.

ruyi · « **Reply #470 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:00 »

What I'm saying is fuck your picket line also where's my rock bitch!!

Slick · « **Reply #471 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:02 »

I love you more and more each day.

Slick · « **Reply #472 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:02 »

what I'm saying is I'm broke how about we'll just use aluminum and craft you one out of that
it'll be shiny.

ruyi · « **Reply #473 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:03 »

I love myself more and more each day too! <3

Slick · « **Reply #474 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:04 »

>3

Oh shit he more-than-threes you! What the fuck does THAT mean?! - Inlander

ruyi · « **Reply #475 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:14 »

It's a pair of scissors or an eyeless lion face.

Obviously.

Inlander · « **Reply #476 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:18 »

The lion lost its eyes due to an unfortunate incident with a pair of scissors. There's a lesson in this for all of us.

"Go for the eyes."

Zingoleb · « **Reply #477 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:37 »

That or lions are twitching when getting haircuts. I mean, would you really want to try and shave a lion's mane? You'd have to get them drunk and say that they did it themselves, though. Also, shave off the hair on their ass and tattoo them with a heart and some other guy's name to make all the lioness's think they're gay. Ahahaha! Take that you dumbfuck lions!

I should sleep one of these days

Inlander · « **Reply #478 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:46 »

Man I wouldn't mess with a lion like that, if he can't get any lioness action then that's gonna be one majorly sexually frustrated lion, and that's not a creature I want to come across. All cryin' into his booze, complaining about how lioness never go for the nice lions, talking that shit 'bout "Who needs lionesses anyway." Heads up buddy, you do! You think you're gonna take down an antelope by yourself? I don't think so!

Fuckin' lions think they can come in and shit up my bar with their problems, god-damn.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #479 on:** 04 May 2009, 00:55 »

That's when you hire some hooker lioness to distract him for awhile and lock him out. They're fairly cheap, too, they need their Colombian Nip.

Lines · « **Reply #480 on:** 04 May 2009, 05:28 »

Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 03 May 2009, 20:07

It's true. There are straight women in gay clubs. They go to avoid having dudes hit on them all night, among other reasons. So straight men go to gay clubs to hit on women who might make out with other women for fun. It's really a no-win situation for everyone involved.

I go because it's more fun. Actually, a bunch of people I know go to gay bars/clubs because of that reason.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #481 on:** 04 May 2009, 05:33 »

What is at all "fun" about a club, you get drink spilled on you, no-one actually sees you in the dark, all they see is whatever part of you you are wiggling at that precise moment, you can't hear a damn thing anyone is yelling, the music is generally so bad that it can cause brain tumours, the list goes on. Give me a nice pub or bar where you can hear other people, randomly chat to them or just talk to your friends and get sh*tfaced.

TL;DR version "get off my lawn ya durn kids!"

supersheep · « **Reply #482 on:** 04 May 2009, 06:26 »

You're not taking enough/the right drugs.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #483 on:** 04 May 2009, 06:33 »

Or you're just not the type who likes to dance I guess?

Dollface · « **Reply #484 on:** 04 May 2009, 06:37 »

My nuts send death threat to me it said "get laid within the week or i go jihad on your sorry ass!!"

im really worried because last time we got in to fight i got my black ass shot.

McTaggart · « **Reply #485 on:** 04 May 2009, 06:39 »

People go to clubs to get away from people who hate fun.

Dollface · « **Reply #486 on:** 04 May 2009, 07:42 »

I had this stupid idea.

You know to info broads in shops where you can put selling/buying/other note what if i put note like this on what would happen.

"dear mr/mrs sex offender/rapist. wanna do it to me? im *************** i will be waiting in the parking lot behind this store at 5pm.

love
your next victim

"

Liz · « **Reply #487 on:** 04 May 2009, 08:01 »

Quote from: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 08:43

Quote from: negative creep on 02 May 2009, 17:10
seriously. My first actual kiss was when I was 18.

19.

20!! I win (or lose, who knows?)

Anyways. Sexually frustrated thread! Liz got some makeouts, etc. on Saturday night/Sunday morning so that is pretty awesome. yay me!

Josefbugman · « **Reply #488 on:** 04 May 2009, 08:14 »

I don't take drugs, I can ballroom dance and can do a mean headbang or charleston, but I wouldn't force my random failings and piss poor attempts at waggling things on anyone.

I don't hate fun, but clubs aren't really fun... plus I like to talk too much.

Also if your nuts are talking to you you may want to seek immediate medical help.

Alex C · « **Reply #489 on:** 04 May 2009, 08:16 »

No, see, you actually really do hate fun. Sorry.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #490 on:** 04 May 2009, 08:18 »

Awhhhh, does that mean I have to start wearing a cape and maniacally cackling?

Jace · « **Reply #491 on:** 04 May 2009, 09:41 »

Quote from: Misconception on 04 May 2009, 08:01

Quote from: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 08:43
Quote from: negative creep on 02 May 2009, 17:10
seriously. My first actual kiss was when I was 18.

19.

20!!

13. Also lost my virginity at that age too.
Hey, I'm still in this boat, but I don't mind it so much anymore.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #492 on:** 04 May 2009, 11:08 »

I can't imagine how lame that experience must have been for the girl you lost it to.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #493 on:** 04 May 2009, 11:13 »

Yeah, most guys voices haven't even changed by then. Even if she was 13 too, ugh.

Jace · « **Reply #494 on:** 04 May 2009, 12:17 »

Quote from: TheFuriousWombat on 04 May 2009, 11:08

I can't imagine how lame that experience must have been for the girl you lost it to.

She was actually all about the sex, I was just along for the ride. She seemed to enjoy it more than I did.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #495 on:** 04 May 2009, 12:18 »

A sexual dynamo at age 13?

No wonder you're so fucked up.

Patrick · « **Reply #496 on:** 04 May 2009, 12:49 »

I got kisses today. It was great. It's kindof weird not being in a relationship now, so I get to basically make out with whoever else feels like making out with me.

Liberating, for sure, but does nothing for my spaqia.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #497 on:** 04 May 2009, 13:26 »

spaqia?

Patrick · « **Reply #498 on:** 04 May 2009, 14:06 »

I am trying to introduce that word into English to replace the lengthy "sexual frustration". Same thing anyway, but "spaCHEEa" is a lot easier.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #499 on:** 04 May 2009, 14:09 »

I pronounced it as "spa-quena" when I read it, which apparently means gentle in Russian. Fail!

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