Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 129433 times)

Emaline · « **Reply #600 on:** 10 May 2009, 20:32 »

Quote from: Tyler on 10 May 2009, 20:14

You are kind of a bitch.

I do not deny this.

Quote from: Zombiedude on 10 May 2009, 20:18

What are you doing tonight?

If this is directed at me, probably texting this dude, reading about video games, and then maybe playing Bioshock, or reading my copy of my new Batman detective comics, before passing out.

Lines · « **Reply #601 on:** 10 May 2009, 20:42 »

You should probably stop. Cheating is no good.

(You said try to convince you and that's all I got.)

Dazed · « **Reply #602 on:** 10 May 2009, 20:47 »

Yeah, I'd stop before your friend does something to fuck up his relationship then blames you for the whole thing and then you lose your friend.

Emaline · « **Reply #603 on:** 10 May 2009, 20:50 »

We've both agreed that as long as he is with this girl(and they've just started dating) that nothing physical can come from this, and that it will remain nothing more that a texting thing. Once they start actually having sex, I imagine he'd be less interested in me, and more interested in the real thing. I don't know. It's terrible and we both know it. Basically, I am not sure how I feel about it at this point.

We aren't even really good friends, which I'm not sure if that makes me feel worse about it or not. Basically, he is a dude that has been chasing me since forever, and I have been rejecting him since forever, and now this.

Tyler · « **Reply #604 on:** 10 May 2009, 20:53 »

Stop. Seriously. This makes you a terrible person. You are a terrible person.

Also, it is fucking sexting. This is what they talk about high schoolers doing on news specials.

What the shit.

Emaline · « **Reply #605 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:01 »

Never once did I claim to be a good person.

Emaline · « **Reply #606 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:11 »

I did say maybe, so I guess not really.

iamiam · « **Reply #607 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:15 »

oh, i see. so you were just asking people to tell you to stop for the attention.

Emaline · « **Reply #608 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:18 »

I was actually asking people to tell me to stop to give my post a bit more of a point beyond ranting and getting things off my chest. I thought this was the sexually frustrated thread, and I guess I was blogging about my sexual frustrations.

Eris · « **Reply #609 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:34 »

Emaline · « **Reply #610 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:37 »

hahahahahah Oh man. Eris, I love you. Seriously.

Candle · « **Reply #611 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:50 »

the dude is sexting you while dating some broad

is he really a boy you want to be around?

Emaline · « **Reply #612 on:** 10 May 2009, 21:57 »

if he is just a boytoy, why does it matter? My feelings aren't the ones that are going to get hurt. The worst that will happen is this will become something physical, and we'll fuck, and he'll cheat on his girlfriend. He'll get hurt, she'll get hurt, I'll lose a friend/fuck buddy. Seeing as I'm not close to the dude it won't be a huge loss, and in the mean time I will build my confidence back up because I will be having good sex that I prompted with someone I trust who will be telling me that it is good, plus letting me switch and experiment.

Basically, it sucks that people's feelings have to get hurt for me to feel better about myself, but I'm a bitch and beyond caring. Like I said, I never claimed to be a good person.

Tyler · « **Reply #613 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:01 »

What is the option that will make you post the least in this thread?

Lets go with that.

Emaline · « **Reply #614 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:04 »

People to stop responding? Jesus. This isn't rocket science.

Tyler · « **Reply #615 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:11 »

Basically I want you to stop making masturbatory posts asking for help then ignoring it completely, because its annoying, childish, and ruins my lovely forums.

Stop ruining things.

Will · « **Reply #616 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:13 »

Quote from: Tyler on 10 May 2009, 22:11

Basically I want you to stop making masturbatory posts asking for help then ignoring it completely, because its annoying, childish, and ruins my lovely forums.

Stop ruining things.

THIS

SilentJ · « **Reply #617 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:16 »

Regardless of anything Emaline has said, the biggest issue here is that the word "sexting" has been used twice in the last 20 posts, neither of which were directly making fun of the media.

Even if they were used appropriately, what the shit you guys it is not a real word

EDIT: Plus, I thought "sexting" was supposed to be sending naked pictures to people via SMS? Which is an issue because usually it is technically child pornography?

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #618 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:30 »

Man my friend at the liquor store last night was telling me about sexting. It is the dumbest term, plus it is totally something a lot of people do? Only hopefully without the child porn aspect. I've gotten pictures of boners before from dudes I was sleeping with (usually when they were out of town/I was busy).

Lines · « **Reply #619 on:** 10 May 2009, 22:35 »

Yeah, lets not talk about that anymore.

Patrick · « **Reply #620 on:** 10 May 2009, 23:40 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 10 May 2009, 19:29

...but Patrick, you are making out with like every chick in Albania. How are you spaquia'd at all?

I have only made out with the one girl but I am doing my best. As for spaqija, there is only the one cure :\

SirJuggles · « **Reply #621 on:** 10 May 2009, 23:54 »

TEXT-UAL INTERCOURSE

ruyi · « **Reply #622 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:00 »

that's pretty much liberal arts

Inlander · « **Reply #623 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:02 »

Are you sure you're not getting intercourse confused with wankery?

Inlander · « **Reply #624 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:05 »

Actually I love the arts. Even the liberal ones. But I can't help but associate the phrase "liberal arts" with arts academia, which seems to be a pretty wanky field.

ruyi · « **Reply #625 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:06 »

you're right, it is merely masturbation

but unfortunately I can't make a pun with that and 'text' and 'discourse'!

ruyi · « **Reply #626 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:07 »

...i guess i'm not a very good rhetoric major after all

Johnny C · « **Reply #627 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:12 »

rhetoric majors

Dollface · « **Reply #628 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:13 »

I like his style.

ruyi · « **Reply #629 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:19 »

I enjoyed the responses more than the question I think.

Also this seems fitting for the thread.

Inlander · « **Reply #630 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:24 »

Also appropriate for the "dream indie boy" thread.

Johnny C · « **Reply #631 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:33 »

Inlander · « **Reply #632 on:** 11 May 2009, 00:46 »

Dog tongues are so velvety and soft.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #633 on:** 11 May 2009, 01:01 »

This thread got about 300% better in the past hour

Ballard · « **Reply #634 on:** 11 May 2009, 01:44 »

oh man fuck this thread

Kieffer I know how much you want for this thread to go away and I was ready to disagree with you but now just do whatever you want you have won the war. Fuck.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #635 on:** 11 May 2009, 14:12 »

I think Emaline just wanted a chance to assert that she "didn't really care at all" to avoid guilt. Emaline, how about you be the decent person and end this, and find a guy who is not apparently a total skeevy asshole and that actually makes you feel like you are worth something? Don't let this guy use you to vent his sexual frustration, that is fucked up. Show the tiniest little bit of compassion for other people, even if you don't know them well (gasp!) and end it.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #636 on:** 11 May 2009, 21:09 »

I was worried I had missed all the drama, but then Cartilage Head posted!

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #637 on:** 11 May 2009, 21:29 »

Sorry, I wasn't aware that "genuinely trying to give advice" was the same as starting drama.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #638 on:** 11 May 2009, 21:42 »

My post was 90% tongue-in-cheek. I was only noting that your response seems kind of late, especially since she hasn't posted in this thread in a bit.

Nothing against you, Cartilage Head! You seem like an okay person, all giving actual advice on an internet forum when everyone else was being a dick to a stranger.

Ballard · « **Reply #639 on:** 12 May 2009, 00:06 »

Yeah Corey's post was actually the best and the most genuine.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #640 on:** 12 May 2009, 08:41 »

You're sexually frustrated?

Man, it could be a lot fucking worse

Patrick · « **Reply #641 on:** 12 May 2009, 17:36 »

Man, that's why I never got into bestiality. Least my ex could understand me if I said she was going too far with her teeth.

Vern LaVey · « **Reply #642 on:** 12 May 2009, 21:28 »

Quote from: Inlander on 11 May 2009, 00:46

Dog tongues are so velvety and soft.

All good for the dog owners, sure, but I have 2 cats. Ever get a REAL CLOSE LOOK at a cat's tongue? Owwch.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #643 on:** 12 May 2009, 22:04 »

As a general rule, I try and keep "my eyeballs" and "things that are like prehensile sandpaper" as far apart as possible, so no I haven't looked.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #644 on:** 12 May 2009, 22:14 »

BEHOLD!!

Ballard · « **Reply #645 on:** 12 May 2009, 22:28 »

Inlander · « **Reply #646 on:** 12 May 2009, 22:32 »

Quote from: Vern LaVey on 12 May 2009, 21:28

All good for the dog owners, sure, but I have 2 cats. Ever get a REAL CLOSE LOOK at a cat's tongue? Owwch.

My first cat spent his formative years living with a dog. He licked everyone and everything as would a dog.

De_El · « **Reply #647 on:** 13 May 2009, 11:05 »

So, getting bloggy about sex: jesus am I sore for a bonin'. This is actually pretty unexpected too! I hadn't slept with anyone since March and was basically accepting of the fact I wasn't liable to get any for a while until last Saturday, last drunken hurrah of my first year at college, when I hooked up with a sort-of friend of mine and it was essentially mind-blowing. Which is awesome! I am totally grateful for this. But whether or not under other circumstances it would have been a one-time deal, the year ended and now she's in New Hampshire and my libido has been reactivated something fierce. Basically I am now strongly considering my joke-plan of using the summer to sleep with all the people I had crushes on in high school.

Tyler · « **Reply #648 on:** 13 May 2009, 15:47 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YLSSHCL8Y

Jens, feel free to pleasure yourself to this.

Vern LaVey · « **Reply #649 on:** 13 May 2009, 18:50 »

I cracked up at "Scenic Downtown Detroit".

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