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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #350 on: 17 Jun 2009, 14:45 »

The courts need 1 more sets of votes from the remaining live citizens who have so far shirked their duty to properly administer judgement.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #351 on: 17 Jun 2009, 15:07 »

Everyone's guilty, I say! If we guilty and innocent alike had to perish, so must ALL.

I mean come on, I baked you fuckers cookies. Get a move on before they start rotting.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #352 on: 17 Jun 2009, 15:20 »

They must taste horrible if they rot.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #353 on: 17 Jun 2009, 17:39 »

I demand an immediate scourgifying of these meddlesome spectres.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #354 on: 17 Jun 2009, 17:47 »

ackblom12 and Dazed.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #355 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:14 »

The scene was set for the first set of public executions under new leadership but unlike at the polls the crowd couldn't reach an agreement. Many names were bandied around but only one stuck. That person was ackblom12.

From the rest of the crowd came four names who couldn't be separated, Objects Inside Clouds, A Wet Helmet, Look Out! Ninjas and RallyMonkey. By law only one of these men can be executed at this stage. Who will it be?

Please choose one of the four to be executed.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #356 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:41 »

Shit... I'm booking for the hills. 
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #357 on: 17 Jun 2009, 18:55 »

A Wet Helmet
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #358 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:00 »

a wet helmet
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #359 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:27 »

A Wet Helmet

You're already dead.  That shit don't count
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #360 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:30 »

Nah, no execution yet, he's on death row.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #361 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:32 »

The accused and the awaiting execution can still vote. You have the right to vote until you are dead and gone.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #362 on: 17 Jun 2009, 20:49 »

I demand an immediate scourgifying of these meddlesome spectres.

I will haunt you til the day you die. Mostly because I have nothing better to do. Who's with me?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #363 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:38 »

A Wet Helmet. 'Cos bandwagons suuuure are comfy!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #364 on: 17 Jun 2009, 22:12 »

With ackblom12 already in position to be the first person to try out the new guillotine the new administration had decided was more humane to use he realised there was nothing to lose and loudly exclaimed "A Wet Helmet is a Jet!". This immediately led to rumblings in the crowd until one voice shouted "Kill the Jet" and the whole crowd picked up the chant.

Although halfway through the crowd on his way to the hills to avoid almost certain punishment he was muscled back to the stage proclaiming his innocence all the way. "For the charge of murder and of treason to his own kind ackblom12 must suffer to watch his kin die and look him in the eyes during his final breath" announced the executioner. A Wet Helmet was then forced into the guillotine and ackblom12 forced to his knees to look him in the eye. Only the two of them noticed the gleam in ackblom12's eyes and the slight grin on his lips but it was too late for a cry of mercy as A Wet Helmet's head landed eyes up in the basket never leaving the other's gaze.

The ceremony was repeated for ackblom12 almost immediately after to cheers from the crowd. However, these cheers soon turned to dismay as it was revealed from the Jet tattoo on ackblom12's arm that he was in fact a gangster yet there was no trace of ink at all on the body of A Wet Helmet.

So, one more Jet gangster down yet another civilian cruelly dragged along with him. Who will the gangs remove from the streets next? Night falls once again and it is time for some good old fashioned gang violence. As before, PM me your choices.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #365 on: 17 Jun 2009, 22:40 »

Hey, is that Salsa?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #366 on: 17 Jun 2009, 22:48 »

Nope, just some chopped tomatoes with chili and lime juice

and blooooooood


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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #367 on: 17 Jun 2009, 23:28 »

no, no...the tomatoes have braaaaaiiiiiiiins....it's the punch that has the blooooooood in it.

and also rum, i'm pretty sure.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #368 on: 18 Jun 2009, 03:38 »

You bastards
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #369 on: 18 Jun 2009, 05:01 »

Here, have a cookie!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #370 on: 18 Jun 2009, 05:06 »

Well, now it's all better.   Thanks!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #371 on: 18 Jun 2009, 06:07 »

The cookie is made from kiiiiiiiittennnnsssss
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #372 on: 18 Jun 2009, 06:59 »

Then it is really all better!   Love me some minced kitten meat.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #373 on: 18 Jun 2009, 08:59 »

The toppingskittens contain potassium benzoate.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #374 on: 18 Jun 2009, 18:11 »

Come on gangs, you haven't got all night. You need time to get back to your hideouts aswell.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #375 on: 18 Jun 2009, 18:29 »

Man kittens are delicious!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #376 on: 18 Jun 2009, 18:29 »

The second night of new leadership was come to pass and the clouds had failed to provide ample cover for movement without shadow. RallyMonkey was tottering home from a bar after the guilt of helping to execute another innocent civilian had made him turn to hard liquor. Approached by masked men in the darkness he tried to scream but found his mouth couldn't open and when he tried to run all he could do was stumble. The next morning he was found hanging from a lamppost with a note pinned to his jacket. "We will leave this town when we decide".

As the night started to fade several blocks away ledhendrix was walking home himself and whistling nonchalantly, not knowing that all the time he was being followed. As he approached the door of his apartment he saw the shadow behind him and turned quickly. "Oh, its you". "Yes, its me". Later that morning his body was found sitting at his kitchen table with a single bullet hole through the forehead.

Two more deaths have continued this plague on the city, who will be held responsible? Citizens, it is time to get up in arms again and cast your votes.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #377 on: 18 Jun 2009, 20:44 »

Kickthatbathprof and Dazed
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #378 on: 18 Jun 2009, 21:27 »

Yayniall didn't vote for ackblom12 last round, and did vote for the innocent A Wet Helmet. And is now voting for the innocent me. off with his/her/its head.

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #379 on: 18 Jun 2009, 23:38 »

Dazed, you just bought yrself a death vote!

Also, because I have no idea who is still alive at this point, Yayniall!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #380 on: 18 Jun 2009, 23:44 »

Yayinall always seems to cast the first stone, which makes me really doubt he is without sin. Guilty dog, barking first, etc etc.

Don't have a second vote yet.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #381 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:03 »

I agree with Yayniall. Too suspicious.

And yeah could we get a list of those not at the ghost party?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #382 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:11 »

It's one page back, but I'll just delete the dead folks.

Updated list of players current status:

Participants:
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look out! ninjas!
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #383 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:13 »

Damn guys, the only thing I'm guilty of is being innocent.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #384 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:26 »

Exactly what a mobster would say
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #385 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:47 »

Yayniall

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #386 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:50 »

2 votes each, people. Exercise your democratic rights to the fullest degree.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #387 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:51 »

Can I vote for him again
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #388 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:54 »

Well, from the vote count it looks like he is dead anyway so why not try to kill someone else aswell?
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #389 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:57 »

Totally arbitrarily, Professor Snuggles
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #390 on: 19 Jun 2009, 14:07 »

Totally arbitrarily, Professor Snuggles

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #391 on: 19 Jun 2009, 15:45 »

Once again the courts require the votes of 1 more citizen to properly adjudicate a majority decision.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #392 on: 19 Jun 2009, 16:14 »

Dazed and Yayinall
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #393 on: 19 Jun 2009, 16:17 »

Man that was just totally uncalled for.

Not cool.

I realize that I'm probably totally dead already, but I'm totally innocent and you non-mob types who may or may not be voting for me are going to be quite sad when I am deaded.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #394 on: 19 Jun 2009, 17:00 »

Afternoon arrives and the citizenry once again assembles around the town gallows. "Who committed these horrible murders and deserves righteous punishment?" was the cry from the judge. Once again Yayniall was the first to answer; "Kickthatbathprof" and "Dazed" was the cry from the crowd. However, mumblings began when the other civilians realised who had given their opinion first once more and suspicion was cast upon him. "Yayniall is always trying to push us away from him, it is him who is a gangster", came an anonymous shout. "I agree", came another and soon the whole crowd had picked up the name of Yayniall.

"No, no, i am innocent. No, please, what about Dazed? He casts suspicions too, just like i do. He tries to lead you on, what about him?" "Bring Dazed to be questioned" cried the executioner. Bundled up to the stage by other citizens preventing his escape Dazed is forced to his knees and asked for proof of his innocence. "I, I, I..." is all the voice he can produce under such pressure. "He is just as guilty as Yayniall", proclaimed the judge. "Execute them both".

"Now to prove their guilt from the ink that they hide so cleverly during the day".

Sadly, yet again the civilians had been turned upon each other as the arms of both Yayniall and Dazed were bare and the survivors started shuffling agitatedly upon the knowledge that there were still gangsters in their midst.

Night falls and the citizens stay restless. Who is an easy target for the gangs? PMs for the victims again please.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #395 on: 19 Jun 2009, 17:09 »

Updated Survivors list:

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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #396 on: 19 Jun 2009, 17:25 »

You fuuuuuuuuuuuucks
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #397 on: 19 Jun 2009, 18:14 »

I just liked accusing people. sob
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #398 on: 19 Jun 2009, 19:52 »

Dang, being a ghost has gone all mainstream yo. I was a ghost before it was cool.
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Re: Manhattan: 1955
« Reply #399 on: 19 Jun 2009, 19:58 »

Wait, ghosts? So you're all dead?
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