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[Zingoleb]

Slave boy.

[Skibas_clavicle]

Dream boy:

26-28
Brooding, mopey, angry. Preferably tall, and skinny. And pale. Reads Gaiman, and comics. Listens to angry music, NIN, Puscifer, Android Lust, as well as old goth music, The Smiths, The Cure, My Bloody Valentine. Secretly enjoys Belle And Sebastian, and twee. Doesn't believe in God, and complains about religion often. Smokes cloves. Wears mostly black, and olive green. Makes very sarcastic, witty jokes often. A beast in the sack. Possibly Jewish. Makes me feel like a child.



Dream Girl:

19-21
Crazy, weird, a train wreck. Worse than myself. Shaped interestingly. Boyish. Immature. Likes bright colors, and vulgar poetry. Sings Peaches to me as a way to be romantic. Brings me lunch at work. Makes me believe in love. Makes me fall head over heels. Makes me cry often. Breaks my heart constantly. Does puzzles with me. Lets me dress her up. Fucks me. In dressing rooms. Wakes me up early in the morning to drive across the country unplanned, just because. Reads Softer World.

The boy part makes me think "Emaline, stay the hell away from my boyfriend!" but the girl part kinda turns me on.

i basically want a rocker from the early 90s to slap me around and make me feel like a real girl

Goddamnit, Sam, this is why I love you!

[Slick]

Julia is my dream indie boy.

[Skibas_clavicle]

I sort of am a 'dream indie boy' type when you think it. Except for that fact that I occasionally wear dresses and have great tits.

[Kevin Barnes]

You're basically Winona Ryder with tits.

[JD]

Classy

[J-cob9000]

[Scarychips]

Jesus isn't indie since The Passion of the Christ.

[J-cob9000]

Hm. I could settle for this guy, I guess.

[jhocking]

mine is my sister's boyfriend.

I am the beginning of an epic tragedy

[Josefbugman]

I like how satan is looking around like a hungover student "Oh Jesus what did I Do last night? Why am I dressed like a roman soldier with bat wings?"

[Gemmwah]

Dream Girl:

19-21
Crazy, weird, a train wreck. Worse than myself. Shaped interestingly. Boyish. Immature. Likes bright colors, and vulgar poetry. Sings Peaches to me as a way to be romantic. Brings me lunch at work. Makes me believe in love. Makes me fall head over heels. Makes me cry often. Breaks my heart constantly. Does puzzles with me. Lets me dress her up. Fucks me. In dressing rooms. Wakes me up early in the morning to drive across the country unplanned, just because. Reads Softer World.

Oh hi.

[BeoPuppy]

i basically want a rocker from the early 90s to slap me around and make me feel like a real girl

Any one specific in mind because I cannot remember a single one from the early ninties able to throw a punch.

[Ballard]

Yeah, just a bunch I'd punch immediately upon contact.

[E. Spaceman]

I would eat my own balls rather than take John Stanier on a fight.

[michaelicious]

Reis/Froberg Tag Team Champions of the World.

[David_Dovey]

Kim Gordon will obviously destroy you. She is not a boy but that don't mean nothin' to nobody.

[Dollface]

WANT SEX NOE WITH THIS PERSON!!! NOW!!!

[Sox]

my ideal indie boy provides unconditional love.

[MrBlu]

(first person to guess who wins a prize)

Micheal Normal Manley?

Ok then. I now feel bad for being late to this thread, regardless that I don't think I was alive when he was still our Prime Minister.

[Inlander]

Was his second name really "Normal"?

How reassuring!

[Hat]

My dream indie boy would be emotionally distant, declare that he doesn't really listen to Indie anymore and is way more into Minimal Techno and Horror-core, would wear the same pair of sneakers and jeans every day without fail with a different ridiculous and obtuse t-shirt. He would drink way too much and stay out way too late and cuss more than necessary and always forget to get a haircut so he'd look ruffled but not the effortless kind of cool wind-swept ruffled, the kind where you look like you stuck your head out of a car on the highway. He would have no redeeming features whatsover apart from the fact that interesting things seem to happen when I was around him.

[Radical AC]

No, it's Norman.  If you look at the URL it says normal.

[pwhodges]

Girls, get out your time machines and go and brighten the life of an eligible mopey teenager from 1963:

[Johnny C]

Horror-core

your dream indie boy's ears are broken

Any one specific in mind because I cannot remember a single one from the early ninties able to throw a punch.

There's a picture of Greg Dulli in this thread for a reason and the reason is I would seriously not want to get on Gentlemen-era Dulli's bad side.

[BeoPuppy]

In December 1998 Dulli was hospitalized suffering a skull fracture at the hands of a bouncer following an altercation at the Liberty Lunch Club in Austin, TX.

Meh ... not impressed.

[Josefbugman]

Wow... I wear clothes like that... Mr hodges I do apoligise but I appear to have stolen your style.

[Lila]

My friend and I have made up boyfriends... mine fits in well to this thread, I think.

Benji Jackson is 16 or so (I'm 15, not pedophilia). He has shortish black hair and nice muttonchops that are fuzzy and fun to play with and end in a reasonable place. We go to awesome concerts together and the barista in the coffee shop around the corner from his house knows our names and our order. We talk about Gd, love, human nature, and other fun deep things... and then dumb stuff a minute later. We have a secret handshake and it involves modern dance. He's taller than me but not like a foot taller and wears nondescript clothes... just like tees and jeans. We make obscure references from the internet and movies and have fun. He can't dance any more than I can, but we do our best and make asses of ourselves together. He knows how to help me when I'm slipping into a pool of misery and he puts up with the mess that is my mind. He gives the best hugs ever and we can just sit in the park and watch people and be at peace.
I don't really care about his music, but he has to put up with mine and not insult it and I should be okay with his too. It would be nice if he had money, enough to pay for my coffee or T fare sometimes at least.
It's not awkward when I go to kiss him - he kisses me back.

*sigh*

[Hat]

Horror-core

your dream indie boy's ears are broken

Gravediggaz are sweet though dude

[Liz]

Girls, get out your time machines and go and brighten the life of an eligible mopey teenager from 1963:

I would have dated teenage Paul if I were alive at that time.

[MrSteevo]

*sigh*

Cheer up! I'm 16 and have at least two friend like that. The key is:
Look for them on the West Coast, closer to Canada.

[Johnny C]

Gravediggaz are sweet though dude

actually they might be the only rap crew kharbevnor would enjoy, he likes 2000AD comics and stuff

[David_Dovey]

My dream indie boy would be emotionally distant, declare that he doesn't really listen to Indie anymore and is way more into Minimal Techno and Horror-core, would wear the same pair of sneakers and jeans every day without fail with a different ridiculous and obtuse t-shirt. He would drink way too much and stay out way too late and cuss more than necessary and always forget to get a haircut so he'd look ruffled but not the effortless kind of cool wind-swept ruffled, the kind where you look like you stuck your head out of a car on the highway. He would have no redeeming features whatsover apart from the fact that interesting things seem to happen when I was around him.

Brett you can not date yourself

[MrBlu]

Was his second name really "Normal"?

No.

 

Oh, I just realized I didn't say anything about my dream indie [significant other].


Uh... She has to be hot, wear sweatpants a lot, dance, and listen to Nujabes.

I'm not a very imaginative boy.

[allison]

Girls, get out your time machines and go and brighten the life of an eligible mopey teenager from 1963:

But I don't want to ruin this current reality! Haven't you seen Back to the Future, Paul? Christopher Lloyd warned us about messing with the space-time continuum.

[SWOON! at My Gravitas]

My dream indie boy is Steven Wilson, but with tighter jeans.

[pwhodges]

But I don't want to ruin this current reality!

I'll let you off, then.

Haven't you seen Back to the Future, Paul?

Long ago - but the point was made by H G Wells in The Time Machine (the only film my father ever took me to see), and any number of other science-fiction writers (I recall one short story in which a time tourist trod on a butterfly and returned to a different world, but can't remember who wrote it).

[Ballard]

That's a short story called A Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury. It's one of my favorites.

[E. Spaceman]

It's also a plot point in a Treehouse of Horror episode which was much better

[Johnny C]

It was also made into a movie that looked like this:

[Gurkburk]

Hey!

Hey girls!!

I am your ideal indie boy!!!

No really, I am!!!!

Yes, I am for real!!!!!

Send me $20 and I'll be yours!!!!!!

That's 20 real dollars, i.e. not canadian or australian.

[öde]

Shaved or partially shaved head. The rest should fall into place if that's what she's rockin'.

[Ballard]

It's also a plot point in a Treehouse of Horror episode which was much better

Did you really just attempt to one-up Ray Bradbury with a Simpsons Halloween special?

[Johnny C]

Did you really skim past Ben Kingsley: The Man From Glad?

[Ballard]

Ben Kingsley's been in some pretty good movies.

I wasn't aware there was a movie version of A Sound of Thunder. I guess I have to watch it now.

[Yayniall]

My dream indie girl is Evelyn Waugh.

[MrBlu]

My friend and I have made up boyfriends... mine fits in well to this thread, I think.

Benji Jackson is 16 or so (I'm 15, not pedophilia). He has shortish black hair and nice muttonchops that are fuzzy and fun to play with and end in a reasonable place. We go to awesome concerts together and the barista in the coffee shop around the corner from his house knows our names and our order. We talk about Gd, love, human nature, and other fun deep things... and then dumb stuff a minute later. We have a secret handshake and it involves modern dance. He's taller than me but not like a foot taller and wears nondescript clothes... just like tees and jeans. We make obscure references from the internet and movies and have fun. He can't dance any more than I can, but we do our best and make asses of ourselves together. He knows how to help me when I'm slipping into a pool of misery and he puts up with the mess that is my mind. He gives the best hugs ever and we can just sit in the park and watch people and be at peace.
I don't really care about his music, but he has to put up with mine and not insult it and I should be okay with his too. It would be nice if he had money, enough to pay for my coffee or T fare sometimes at least.
It's not awkward when I go to kiss him - he kisses me back.

*sigh*

That's vague enough to (me) fit quite a (me) bit of (me) people here (me).
Except, I'm like 6'3".

[Lila]

That's vague enough to (me) fit quite a (me) bit of (me) people here (me).
Except, I'm like 6'3".

Fine, one more thing - he has to live near me. Like, no more than a 45 minute drive to my house. and he has to be able to drive if it is that far.

[valley_parade]

Dude's got a boat, doesn't he?

[Cire27]

I wasn't aware there was a movie version of A Sound of Thunder. I guess I have to watch it now.

A fair warning:  The movie is horrible and features time-waves.  It is as bad as a Sci Fi original.