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are you feeling lonely?
Radical AC:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 15 May 2009, 11:43 ---Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
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You should go into marketing. I'm decently charismatic and good looking, and I'm almost ready to settle after reading that.
StaedlerMars:
--- Quote from: Josefbugman on 15 May 2009, 11:53 ---... wow Ballard. I was wondering can I get your permission to use that phrase on a series of posters?
Sort of want people to think a little bit, so I am quite tempted to put them up all around campus.
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I am going to do this.
ledhendrix:
Do it StaedlerMars. I have a quite a few friends at Edinburgh Uni. Would be excellent to see if they mentioned it, or I could ask them to get their reactions.
StaedlerMars:
It's on a sticky on my computer.
I have unlimited printing in the computing labs, and my exams are basically over tomorrow.
I guess along with that goes that semester is over.
Maybe I should save it for next year...
Josefbugman:
Thats what I am planning, also I am going to get it printed out on little sticky "name tag" like stickers and put them up all around, so that people can hopefully notice them.
You never know, it may get sdome people to think.
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