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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #50 on: 18 Jun 2009, 10:46 »

Most of those dance parties happen pre-searing Ascalon. So basically Ascalon was a rocking club party before the Charr came and burned it all up.

Some guilds (like the one I was in) continued the dance party tradition to well after the Searing, and through the expansions.  Though most of the time we kept it to the guild hall so we wouldn't corrupt poor innocent minds...
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #51 on: 19 Jun 2009, 07:58 »

I stopped playing about 2 months ago. Was getting slightly bored.

Funny you guys talk about Goldshire, in my server Goldshire is where lvl 80 alliance meets up to duel, although now people are just dueling right outside the SW gate.

The naked ladies dancing for money is done on top of the mailbox in front of the bank in SW.  :roll: Just gets me pissed when I'm trying to click on the mailbox to get my auctions, which is why I now have a toon with a guild sitting at the mailbox in Exodar, always empty to use the AH, always empty to mail stuff.

I see Pintzie as an undead warlock or perhaps a blood elf ... hmmm ... something. He probably did roll a DK to do arena though.

For me Sven would be a BE pally, dunno why.

Hanners rolled a gnome but she spends the entire day organizing her guild's bank.  :laugh:
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #52 on: 21 Jun 2009, 16:37 »

Sven and Marigold are in the same guild. They play on the Dark Iron (US) Server, and their guild leader is a rogue name Aquinas.
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« Reply #53 on: 22 Jun 2009, 00:28 »

Goldshire is the town in the human start area that is the unofficial capital of "ERP". Erotic Role Playing. You see various female character in only their skivvies giving lap dances, and god only knows what's being said in the private messages
Oh, kind of like Second Life then?  :lol:
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #54 on: 22 Jun 2009, 06:03 »

When I first started I would dance all up on the NPCs. I would also strip off and dance on top of stuff. It was funny to me. It boggles my mind that people would pay someone to strip a toon down and dance.
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« Reply #55 on: 22 Jun 2009, 10:35 »

I completely agree.  I have a hard time wrapping my mind around that too.  I wonder who started this burgeoning capitalistic venture?  How similar is this disturbing trend to real-life stripping?  Do the "strippers" have their own pimps?  Wait... do real-life strippers even have pimps, or are pimps solely for prostitutes?  I don't even know.   :?
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« Reply #56 on: 22 Jun 2009, 11:20 »

A friend of mine removed clothing on stage while in University.  He had an agent to book shows for him.  Similar in concept the agent wasn't breaking the "living off the avails of prostitution" laws
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #57 on: 22 Jun 2009, 12:16 »

I see.  So, basically a pimp, just one that doesn't have to worry about getting arrested for being a pimp?  In that case, I think I may become a WoW "agent."  That'll be my contribution to this clearly awesome subculture!
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« Reply #58 on: 22 Jun 2009, 19:03 »

Sven= Belf rouge... Couse were sexy and do it from behind
Pintsize = Belf mage.... mage's make more thing's go boom them lock
Raven= LvL 6 belf healer.... Prolly spending her time in the barren's *horde version of goldshire*
Faye(if she ever tried)= Prolly be eather human or belf and a Pally or warrior
 Marten= Would prolly get bullied into being the healer
Dora... A undead lock couse she is spooky pant's like that...
Hanners.... Gnome... lvl 10 and is a perfeshnal gb orginizer...

That's all i got...
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« Reply #59 on: 22 Jun 2009, 19:08 »

Sven= Belf rouge... Couse were sexy and do it from behind
Pintsize = Belf mage.... mage's make more thing's go boom them lock
Raven= LvL 6 belf healer.... Prolly spending her time in the barren's *horde version of goldshire*
Faye(if she ever tried)= Prolly be eather human or belf and a Pally or warrior
 Marten= Would prolly get bullied into being the healer
Dora... A undead lock couse she is spooky pant's like that...
Hanners.... Gnome... lvl 10 and is a perfeshnal gb orginizer...

That's all i got...

pretty good, but Raven has nerd-potential, don't forget; she plays D&D. I think she'd go hunter.

Marten, totally the healer, and probably a druid.

Contrary to popular belief, not all goths play undead 'locks. And for some reason, I see marten and dora playing alliance.

I think Faye would be the undead 'lock, probably destruction spec.

I don't know what hanners would be but she'd win the auction house. :laugh:
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« Reply #60 on: 22 Jun 2009, 19:13 »

Hmm, Yea i can see raven being a hunter...

But i really see faye beign a meelee and trying to kick some ass....

*zug life to mah hordies out der*
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #61 on: 22 Jun 2009, 19:20 »

In terms of dirty guild names; i made a guild called Ebony Knights.
Google it if you want.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #62 on: 23 Jun 2009, 02:28 »

So, basically a pimp, just one that doesn't have to worry about getting arrested for being a pimp?
Sounds like a recruitment consultant.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #63 on: 23 Jun 2009, 04:09 »

In terms of dirty guild names; i made a guild called Ebony Knights.
Google it if you want.

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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #64 on: 23 Jun 2009, 11:48 »

Sven= Belf rouge... Couse were sexy and do it from behind
Pintsize = Belf mage.... mage's make more thing's go boom them lock
Raven= LvL 6 belf healer.... Prolly spending her time in the barren's *horde version of goldshire*
Faye(if she ever tried)= Prolly be eather human or belf and a Pally or warrior
 Marten= Would prolly get bullied into being the healer
Dora... A undead lock couse she is spooky pant's like that...
Hanners.... Gnome... lvl 10 and is a perfeshnal gb orginizer...

That's all i got...

You were preempted, Sven is officially a mage, but since he's horde probably right about the belf part

http://twitter.com/svenbianchi

And Faye would be an Orc warrior, unless she's just in denial.
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« Reply #65 on: 23 Jun 2009, 12:47 »

Intresting... But yea if he's not a belf that wouldent seem like him...
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« Reply #66 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:39 »

That game is becoming part of our culture more and more everyday. It starting to scare me.
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« Reply #67 on: 23 Jun 2009, 15:41 »

Yea, But it's not to bad of a game.. I play leasuraly. But i do now people obsesivally addicted..
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« Reply #68 on: 23 Jun 2009, 20:09 »

Jonsey, it's called Firefox. Has a spell-checker built into it.
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« Reply #69 on: 23 Jun 2009, 22:25 »

The man speaks truth.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #70 on: 23 Jun 2009, 23:25 »

Yep, that sentence was painful.  But I do get Jonsey's point.  Too much of anything can be a bad thing.  I may not understand WoW, and personally think its stupid, but a lot of people think it's fun.  Some people are even obsessed with it.  Personally, I try to stay clear of such addictions.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do some heroin and strangle some hookers.  You know, something productive.
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« Reply #71 on: 24 Jun 2009, 02:35 »

Jonsey, it's called Firefox. Has a spell-checker built into it.

Ok, Firefox hated my computer at first. So i had to format and factory reset after back up. But the spell checker is nice.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #72 on: 04 Jul 2009, 11:26 »

Sven= Belf rouge... Couse were sexy and do it from behind
Pintsize = Belf mage.... mage's make more thing's go boom them lock
Raven= LvL 6 belf healer.... Prolly spending her time in the barren's *horde version of goldshire*
Faye(if she ever tried)= Prolly be eather human or belf and a Pally or warrior
 Marten= Would prolly get bullied into being the healer
Dora... A undead lock couse she is spooky pant's like that...
Hanners.... Gnome... lvl 10 and is a perfeshnal gb orginizer...

That's all i got...

If Hanners were a gnome, she would be obsessed with cleaning up Gnomeregan.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #73 on: 05 Jul 2009, 15:22 »

If Hanners were a gnome, she would be obsessed with cleaning up Gnomeregan.

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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #74 on: 10 Jul 2009, 03:36 »

You were preempted, Sven is officially a mage, but since he's horde probably right about the belf part

http://twitter.com/svenbianchi

And Faye would be an Orc warrior, unless she's just in denial.


Haha you nailed Faye. Also if you do not get WoW, you are lucky. Cocaine is an easy habit to drop by comparison, I only managed to get out of WoW when my GMs gf slept with our 2nd in command and the entire guild disbanded while I was overseas for work. Thank. God. I'm 'self employed' and I basically didn't work for like a year. FML. So much fun though.

BTW if you play horde, look for 'Cannibal Corpse Interview Corpsegrinder Likes WoW'. Hilarious.

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« Reply #75 on: 11 Jul 2009, 18:54 »

Just makin' a comment on an earlier post:
<Sapped Girls Can't Say No> was banned on my server. (The Underbog)
Other Rejected Guild/Arena Names:
<Third Leg of Thrall>
<Giant Communist Robots>
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Obviously things along those lines are no-gos.
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« Reply #76 on: 11 Jul 2009, 22:15 »

...I only managed to get out of WoW when my GMs gf slept with our 2nd in command and the entire guild disbanded while I was overseas for work...
My God.  I didn't even know this kind of thing happened.  This is going to be the next big thing on Jerry Springer.
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« Reply #77 on: 12 Jul 2009, 04:46 »

...I only managed to get out of WoW when my GMs gf slept with our 2nd in command and the entire guild disbanded while I was overseas for work...
My God.  I didn't even know this kind of thing happened.  This is going to be the next big thing on Jerry Springer.
LOL. That's pretty funny, no offense.

I once had my own guild and it disbanded because majority of men in our guild were late 20s and early 30s... and we had a 15 year old girl in guild. When she got on Ventrilo... The men should have been arrested. I have NEVER heard such dirty language spoken to a child... and she prompted it. Needless to say, I was so disappointed and disgusted with those men, they were my officers (majority of 'em), and one was my second in command.
I packed up my guild bank and skipped out. After I left, guild fell apart and majority of 'em are now living on other servers. Haha.
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Re: Sven plays WoW.
« Reply #78 on: 12 Jul 2009, 15:09 »

My God.  I didn't even know this kind of thing happened.  This is going to be the next big thing on Jerry Springer.

Oh, trust me, that kind of thing really isn't unprecedented. I used to play on MUDs, the ancestor of today's MMORPGs and such shenanigans were even more common. You see, MUDs are home brewed contraptions ran by enthusiasts in their spare time. This means that it isn't unusual for some random college student or a bright high schooler to be running their own li'l fiefdom for the benefit of IRL friends and online buddies. So, basically, you have a World of Warcraft ran by someone with no real stake in making sure everything runs in an impartial manner and a very high probability that a core portion of the user base knows each other personally. Usually this just amounts to some favoritism and a few IRL arguments spilling into the digital world but in one memorable case a MUD I had played on for a year and a half suddenly disintegrated for reasons best described as "dorm drama."
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« Reply #79 on: 12 Jul 2009, 21:45 »

There are just too many dark corners of the internet which I have yet to be made aware of.  It's an incredible beast, truly.
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« Reply #80 on: 15 Jul 2009, 04:06 »

Greatest guild name ever: <ONYXIA GIVES EPIC HEAD>

It lasted two weeks on my server until some no-fun GM came along.
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« Reply #81 on: 27 Jul 2009, 14:50 »

I have played WoW. Even started my own guild... But by God did it get boring quick (I think i managed to get my human paly to lvl 34, and by that stage i was just going through the motions).

The only MMO i have ever TRUELY enjoyed was an MMORTS by the name of Mankind ( http://www.mankind.net/ ). I have been relyablely informed that the guild me and a mate of mine started in high school (Im class of 2002 btw) is still alive and kicking despite the fact that niether of us play any more. Now that was a fun game. Graphicaly it was like Homeworld, but you were on planets as well as in space.
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