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Bedazzled thread
Aimless:
It's 2004 again. You can't help but notice that it's not as good as you remembered. You find little solace in your knowledge that 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009 are going to be pretty rubbish too.
I wish I could SING.
Ballard:
You can sing beautifully and suddenly find yourself with a four octave range. Unfortunately, in a freak accident, the only musical accompaniment that remains available on planet earth is Microsoft Songsmith.
I wish that the weather forecast for the next week (as well as the last three) wasn't straight thunderstorms.
Christophe:
The next week's weather forecast is not straight thunderstorms. Instead, you get three straight weeks of HELLFIRE.
I wish for to eat a good grilled cheese sandwich with bacon. I want the entire sandwich to not affect my health negatively, I don't want any part of it to be cursed, I don't want to die immediately after eating it, I don't the pig the bacon was cut from nor the cow the cheese was milked from to suffer, I don't want any of my friends or family to die as a result of the making or eating of the grilled cheese sandwich with bacon, I don't want an anvil to fall on my head just as I take the first bite, and there had better be some fucking crust on the thing. I am not twelve and the sight of crust on my grilled cheese sandwich will not cause the fall of Western Civilization.
nobo:
the anvil falls and misses your head as you take your first bite, unfortunately, it crushes your nutsack
I wish there was a cure for cancer that was cheap and available to all human beings
pen:
There is! The problem with it is that it causes AIDS.
I wish there were nice, cheap apartments to be found in Cambridge in an area that I won't be likely to get mugged/raped.
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