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ViolentDove:
There are plenty. Unfortunately, they're in Cambridge, England.
I wish someone would bring me breakfast.
0bsessions:
A young lady in a racy maid outfit brings you breakfast. Said young lady is your first cousin. Your nine year old cousin. Awkwardness ensues and you lose your appetite.
I wish I was eating a chick-fil-a sandwhich and that nothing even remotely bad would come of this wish.
phooey:
Nothing remotely bad comes of your interaction with this delicious chick-fil-a concoction. Unfortunately, nothing remotely good comes of it either. The whole experience is an exercise in wishy washy mediocre unfeeling. The sandwich turns into an unremarkable paste in your mouth, but you don't mark it. The crippling ennui which eventually leads you to alienate all you love and take your own life has already taken root within your helpless psyche. Though this sounds pretty awful, it's not even remotely bad by your own point of view; it's just remote.
Wish I had better quality clothing QQ
0bsessions:
You have an entire new wardrobe of better quality clothing. Unfortunately it is all twelve sizes too big. You feel it would be a waste not to wear them, so you balloon up a couple hundred pounds. You die of a heart attack at age 42, miserable and lonely because of your grotesque lifestyle.
I wish I had nicer abs.
phooey:
Well, you do! I've just fitted you up with a great, shiny, new Antilock Braking System. Clear skies ahead, sir!
I hope my mother, father, brother and dog all have safe, happy, and spiritually fulfilling lives.
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