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0bsessions:
They do, despite your sudden and shocking demise at a very young age. Hell, it's almostbecause you died. It's like A Wonderful Life, except everyone is better off without you.
I wish I had telekinesis.
the_pied_piper:
You have telekinesis but it is completely uncontrollable and you accidentally use it to detonate all nuclear weapons on the earth. Everyone is now dead.
I wish i could sleep more.
Masterbainter:
You fall into a coma and your family eventually pulls the plug... after 1 week.
I wish I could see into the water when fishing so so I knew where all the fish were!
0bsessions:
You can see into the water because you have fallen into the lake. You scare off all the fish, lose your pants and hit your head on the boat on your way down, knocking yourself unconscious. You drown with your bare ass floating to the surface once you've reached bloat.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Masterbainter:
Past relationships show up with children that are yours and the state throws you in prison as you can not pay child support. Bubba keeps you pretty busy.
I wish I could dance and sing!
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