It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.
Cross-dressing national monuments are always exciting.
I think what he's looking for is a chain.. Ruin someone's wish and then wish for something.I wish I had a million dollars.
In grade six one of my classmates during sex ed asked if the penis could be broken. The teacher's response was "Not in the same way you'd break a bone. I still wouldn't take a hammer to it or anything."
[22:49] Quietus: I'm personally imagining a white supremacist locked in his basement, furtively listening to Parliament on headphones[22:49] Quietus: "Oh, lawd, why must them coons rock me so"
I am a cowboy / on a steel horse I rideI am wanted / Dead or alive
Guys guys I got this condition it is called "Involuntary Lottery Loser" guys don't laugh it is a disorder.
Unaccustomed to your height, you hit your head on everything.I wish I was a baller.
I wish I was a roadie for Iggy Pop
[00:30] KharBevNor: Crawling undead terrorcocks
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews
I am pretty miserable at going down on a lady
I can't really work out in my head why it's not cool to bone your sister as long as you don't make babies
A wizard has turned you into a whaleshark. Is this awesome? [Y/N]
The island is Bylot Island, the largest uninhabited island in the world. You freeze to death.I wish I was not at work.
I wish my preferred pizza place was less expensive.
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."
I wish I had a denim jacket with Bedazzled rhinestones spelling out the words "Rock and Roll" on the back.
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.
WTF you talkin' 'bout? I'm right here!Quote from: Dire bacterium on 15 Jun 2009, 07:09Unaccustomed to your height, you hit your head on everything.I wish I was a baller.THANK YOU! I was hoping someone else would keep running with that!Hmmm...time to get this thread moving again.I wish I was a roadie for Iggy Pop
rather than place the blame on somebody's undeveloped irony sensor, let's just blame the internet, k?
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.