If Faye's eyes get any bigger, a weird Japanese theme song will start playing while dragons and spaceships fly through the shop windows. Riding one of the dragons will be Pintsize, Winslow and the Roomba, of course. This will anger Faye, who's mood will be reflected in the multiple veins popping out of her forehead and the wall of flame that spontaneously erupts behind her, while Momo-tan appears solely for the purpose of displaying the obligatory sweat-drop effect.
Is all of that bizarre enough for a QC anime intro, or am I missing something?