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Fucking with Google Translate
JD:
Take a quote and stick it in the google translator, see what happens. I took a quote from the scout, translated it to japanese, then back again.
English: Yeah? Why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy? Bonk!
Japanese: Yeah? Why, to say is please come and see my face, I'm a tough guy? Sex!
You could also put song lyrics in, which would be hilarious.
evilbobthebob:
There is a perfect song for this: NOFX's Cool and Unusual Punishment.
So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction
English>Japanese>English
If the result is a reward
They are unusual in that the disposition of cool
Japanese leader to get your knee
Cigarette burns or rope, forget the health concerns
This support is pure self-destruction
Huh. It almost still makes sense. Damn.
scarred:
Old 97's, "Timebomb"
I got a timebomb, in my mind Mom,
It's gonna go off, but I don't know when
I need a doctor to extract her
I got a feeling she'd get right back in again
I got a timebomb, in my mind Mom,
I got it badly for a stick-legged girl
She's gonna kill me, and I don't mean softly
I got it badly for a stick-legged girl
English>Japanese>English
I'm at my mom's, a time bomb
I'll leave it, I do not know
I need to extract her doctor
I have a feeling that her right back in again
I'm at my mom's, a time bomb
I have to protect the girl's leg was badly
She is going to kill me, but I do not have to moderate
I have to protect the girl's leg was badly
Joseph:
The first few paragraphs of Ulysses, translated from English to Russian to Italian to English
Original
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
--_Introibo ad altare Dei_.
Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:
--Come up, Kinch! Come up, you fearful jesuit!
Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
Morphed
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, after bowl of foam in which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. Yellow dressinggown was supported ungirdled softly behind him The mild morning air. He held in the air, and a bowl intoned:
- _Introibo Classifieds Dei_ altar.
Arrested, has to peer the dark winding stairs and called the approximately:
- Come on, kinch! Come, you are afraid of the Jesuits!
Round and was solemnly installed gunrest. He seriously blessed to three times the tower, the surrounding land and the awakening of the mountain. Then caught sight of Stephen Dedalus, She bent toward him and cross quickly into the air, gurgling his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, the discontent and drowsiness, arms at the top of the stairs, and cold shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and in light of untonsured hair, grained and hued like Pale oak.
Doesn't actually come out as poorly as I hoped, though I like that the bowl now speaks, and that Kinch is now afraid of Jesuits, as apposed to being one.
look out! Ninjas!:
More Joyce. This time Finnegan's Wake. A book written in what can just barely be called English anyway.
English>Japanese>English
--- Quote ---riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, to avoid the coastal bend of the bay, near the Castle and the recirculation hose commodius vicus brings us back.
SATORISUTORAMU, violer d 'AMORESU, fr'over short sea, and his war penisolate wielderfight from North Armorica on this passencore scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor rearrived: Laurance gorgios County and the Rock River SUTORIMUOKONI topsawyer They were also themselse exaggerating, every time I went mumper doublin: avoice fire from the tauftauf thuartpeatrick mishe mishe bellowsed: yet, venissoon after regardless, kidscad was, all vanessy fair, sosie sesthers are outraged, Isaac bland old: yet buttended twone nathandjoe. Complaints of malt, PA aquaface to corrupt the ringsome seen or Jhem Shen arclight regginbrow been brewing and the end of Raleigh.
--- End quote ---
Holy balls, it makes less sense.
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