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Be My Head:
Sitting here with a loaded gun, waiting to go off....I've got nothin' to do but, shoot my mouth off.

Yes, that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this.

As for the actual topic, I hate too much speaking.

feerqeer:
Babelling incessantly and boorishly is not a problem for me, having a constructive and useful conversation can be.  I tend to get lost in the flow of the conversation.  Plus the sound of other peoples stupidity makes me nauseous or angry.  The french totally have this problem covered though, you say enough that eventually something meaningful happens.  My opinion, talking at people is easy, talking with people? No so.  http://ludic-society.net/  

Hat:
I have a really bad problem with running my mouth off without consciously realising it to the extent that I have developed a kind of tic that when I cover my mouth with my hand or place the tip of a finger to my lips that is almost certainly a sign that I am thinking something really offensive or stupid and making sure that I am DEFINITELY not saying it out loud

For extra laughs, try asking me to repeat something I have actually said with my hand in front of my mouth because I will suddenly become super embarrassed having realised what I have just said (and you have hopefully not properly heard) and will have to attempt some kind of mondegreen on the fly.

Darryl dogg I cannot give you advice on how to talk to people because I basically forced myself to learn to talk to people by getting a job that required it and it was kind of hard and in some (lots of) situations I am still as ridiculously useless as ever but by golly it worked enough to fool some folks!

maxusy3k:

--- Quote from: David_Dovey on 24 Jul 2009, 16:38 ---Haha Joe I do exactly the same thing. I personally am shit at small talk, but from observing other people I have found that it is very helpful if you can find a way to turn everything anybody ever says into sexual innuendo, preferably with the use of "that's what she said!"

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"That's what she said." can also be replaced with "Sounds like my ex." depending on the situation. Cheap laughs every time.

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