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Shoot Off Your Mouth
MrBlu:
That kinda sounds like you're hinting at someone.
jhocking:
I have this problem where I keep thinking after conversations that I should have asked about them more. Like, I don't just go on about myself unbidden, but they ask questions and I keep answering, and after parting I realize fuck I was just talking about myself the entire time, I should have asked them questions too.
David_Dovey:
Haha Joe I do exactly the same thing. I personally am shit at small talk, but from observing other people I have found that it is very helpful if you can find a way to turn everything anybody ever says into sexual innuendo, preferably with the use of "that's what she said!"
Also handy: Watch Family Guy and movies starring Will Ferrell as often as you can, and try to memorise the dialogue so that you may liberally pepper your conversation with quotes, whether they be relevant to the subject at hand.
If you feel you are not ready to shoot your mouth off in front of people and want to practice, spend a lot of time on Facebook.
Sox:
I want to be inconspicuous, so I'll probably just use these forums as an initial stomping ground while I get the hang of it.
look out! Ninjas!:
If I had to hear all my conversations back to back I'd probably go mad from all the inanity. I won't ever have to though, so I'll keep talking mindless shit until my jaw falls off.
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