I love my pseudoscience!
Everybody has a bear hat guy score bhgs. bhgs is a complex number (
Wiki): bhgs=a+b*i. a is how much you act like bear hat guy, b is how much you think like him. I define:
a=1 -> I want to fuck X
a=0.5 -> X is cute
a=0 -> Yeah, X is an interesting character, so what?
a=-0.5 -> What's wrong with you, bear hat guy?
a=-1 -> Burn the
witch bear hat guy!
And:
sqrt(a^2+b^2)<=1
Now you can exactly show your like bear hat guy score! *ta-daaa*
I think mine is around 0.25+0.5*i.