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« Reply #4 on: 22 Aug 2009, 18:48 »

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« Reply #5 on: 22 Aug 2009, 18:50 »

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« Reply #10 on: 22 Aug 2009, 18:59 »

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« Reply #16 on: 22 Aug 2009, 19:08 »

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« Reply #17 on: 22 Aug 2009, 19:12 »

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« Reply #25 on: 22 Aug 2009, 19:46 »

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« Reply #30 on: 22 Aug 2009, 21:57 »

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« Reply #34 on: 23 Aug 2009, 00:39 »

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Attn: Beneficiary,
 
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« Reply #35 on: 23 Aug 2009, 01:20 »

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« Reply #37 on: 23 Aug 2009, 06:55 »

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« Reply #38 on: 23 Aug 2009, 09:28 »

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« Reply #39 on: 23 Aug 2009, 15:45 »

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« Reply #41 on: 23 Aug 2009, 17:14 »

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« Reply #42 on: 23 Aug 2009, 17:42 »

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« Reply #43 on: 23 Aug 2009, 18:16 »

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« Reply #44 on: 23 Aug 2009, 21:29 »

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« Reply #45 on: 23 Aug 2009, 21:32 »

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« Reply #48 on: 24 Aug 2009, 02:30 »

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The viagra and arrows of outrageous fortune,
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No more; and by a viagra to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural cocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to penis: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we blowjob shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
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The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That sex merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
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To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
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And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus viagra does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard facebook of sex currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #49 on: 24 Aug 2009, 02:33 »

See, spammers should learn from that, I would be way more inclined to reply to a message written in soliloquy  :-D
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