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Veronica/Dora
« on: 19 Oct 2009, 04:11 »
Wouldn't it be cool if Dora ditched Marten to be with his mum?

Now that would be an awkward family Christmas.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #1 on: 19 Oct 2009, 05:07 »
No, a truly awkward family Christmas cannot possibly occur until Marten shows up with Sven on his arm. :angel:
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #2 on: 19 Oct 2009, 06:06 »
Yeah, it would be kinda awkward when Dora decapitated Sven over dinner - because she's seen what happens to Sven's "conquests".
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #3 on: 19 Oct 2009, 07:51 »
Replace 'Christmas' with 'orgy' and all is well.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #4 on: 19 Oct 2009, 09:22 »
Why do I see this as rivaling anything involving Hanners in the creepy department?

I really do not want to know what is on the hard drives of those here.  It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #5 on: 19 Oct 2009, 12:21 »
I don't know, Shizuma and Nagisa worked out well.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #6 on: 19 Oct 2009, 21:31 »
Heheh...heh... "worked out"... heheheh... heheh...

Sorry, had a Beavis & Butthead moment there. 
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #7 on: 20 Oct 2009, 07:02 »
I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #8 on: 20 Oct 2009, 07:49 »
Quote from: matachin on 19 Oct 2009, 09:22
It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.

El Goonish Shive is running pretty strong.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #9 on: 20 Oct 2009, 14:42 »
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I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.

im kinda glad i didnt hook up with my sister's friend jessica.  She had the hots for my dad when she was young (approx 8-17)...hmmm that would explain the recent attraction to me...this is just getting weirder and weirder...
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #10 on: 20 Oct 2009, 18:57 »
I can't decide if that's creepy or not.  I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...

There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him.  

So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing?  

Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily.  

Maybe she actually likes you.  

Why don't you go ask her?  

(why do I love to meddle so?)
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #11 on: 21 Oct 2009, 00:33 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 20 Oct 2009, 18:57
I can't decide if that's creepy or not.  I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...

There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him. 

So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing? 

Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily. 

Maybe she actually likkes you. 

Why don't you go ask her? 

(why do I love to meddle so?)

Genetics?

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« Reply #12 on: 21 Oct 2009, 01:34 »
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #13 on: 21 Oct 2009, 05:13 »
Stop analyzing me, dammit!    :x

it tickles.  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: 21 Oct 2009, 09:51 »
Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #15 on: 21 Oct 2009, 11:40 »
I kinda wish i could pull off the same mustache my dad could but we do look alike.  Regardless she's in south park PA now and im in college park MD. 4 hour drives to visit and hook up isnt a good idea haha (or economically feasable right now haha)
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #16 on: 21 Oct 2009, 15:12 »
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Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.

And her father's feeling towards his mother, while we're at it.
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« Reply #17 on: 22 Oct 2009, 00:22 »
And her mother's feelings towards her boyfriend.
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« Reply #18 on: 22 Oct 2009, 00:32 »
Did Marten know about that? I don't remember Dora telling him.
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« Reply #19 on: 22 Oct 2009, 00:52 »
Uh no I misread that

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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #20 on: 22 Oct 2009, 06:19 »
How about this for a plot twist:

Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #21 on: 22 Oct 2009, 08:33 »
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How about this for a plot twist:

Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.

Far more innocent & keeping within the possible bounds of the plot - Veronica takes the girls out for a wild night prior to the wedding.  Hanners & Marigold get an eyefull, Faye gets embarrassed again (remember the sextoy shop?), Dora has fun.  If included, Raven would flash someone & Penelope...well, haven't got anything there.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #22 on: 22 Oct 2009, 09:07 »
Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
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« Reply #23 on: 22 Oct 2009, 13:14 »
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.

That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?
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« Reply #24 on: 22 Oct 2009, 14:01 »
With a pizza.

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« Reply #25 on: 25 Oct 2009, 01:18 »
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.

That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?

Would that be a bad secret?

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« Reply #26 on: 25 Oct 2009, 11:50 »
Hanners gets drunk and reveals she's the love child of Dora's father.
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #27 on: 25 Oct 2009, 17:08 »
Is this before or after Sven reveals he's also only a half-sibling to Dora?
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Re: Veronica/Dora
« Reply #28 on: 25 Oct 2009, 18:01 »
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.

That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?

Would that be a bad secret?

*22 and counting*

That can be fixed.  Stop on by sometime, I'll be happy to explain! 

And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
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« Reply #29 on: 26 Oct 2009, 00:23 »
Lol If I wanted to fix it I would ask my boyfriend.  I seem to recall you being quite a bit older than me.
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« Reply #30 on: 26 Oct 2009, 07:58 »
Yes.  Much older. 

But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy...   :lol:

OK, I'll shut up now. 

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« Reply #31 on: 26 Oct 2009, 11:17 »
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Yes.  Much older. 

But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy...   :lol:

OK, I'll shut up now. 

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« Reply #32 on: 26 Oct 2009, 22:57 »
Or a mature 18 year old.
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« Reply #33 on: 27 Oct 2009, 16:00 »
Gee, thanks guys.  I don't know what to say. 

I wasn't really looking, but hey, an opportunity wasted is ...

Well, it's a wasted opportunity, I guess. 

Whether it was on opportunity for a laugh or - something else. 

I think it's time I should be wasted, too...
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« Reply #34 on: 27 Oct 2009, 23:12 »
Now I know  Hanners is a Forum member.
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« Reply #35 on: 27 Oct 2009, 23:26 »
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Now I know  Hanners is a Forum member.
But is it Hannelore, or her clone?
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« Reply #36 on: 28 Oct 2009, 00:46 »
I think you mean DOPPELHANNERS!  :evil:
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« Reply #37 on: 28 Oct 2009, 01:14 »
Answering myself: "You wanna hear my differential diagnosis?
They're Monozygotic twins.
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« Reply #38 on: 28 Oct 2009, 06:03 »
With paranoia, you're never alone. 

They're always there, waiting... watching...
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« Reply #39 on: 28 Oct 2009, 06:15 »
That's not a Hanners doppelganger, it's a weird case of schizophrenia where you're actually different persons.
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« Reply #40 on: 28 Oct 2009, 09:39 »
Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...
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« Reply #41 on: 28 Oct 2009, 19:57 »
Hanners:  "We have been among you since the dawn of time ....."   :D
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« Reply #42 on: 28 Oct 2009, 22:16 »
"We are the Hannelore! You will be sanitised! Resistance is futile!"
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« Reply #43 on: 29 Oct 2009, 11:08 »
Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result.  The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.
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« Reply #44 on: 29 Oct 2009, 14:37 »
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Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...

I work with one.  She's a professor of computer science, the only person in the department with a neat and orderly office... always impecabbly (though not always appropriately) dressed. 
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« Reply #45 on: 30 Oct 2009, 00:58 »
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Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result.  The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.

They travel millions of miles in Hypersleep eventually arriving at the planet Golgafricham
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