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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #250 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:20 »

Would buy an album called Sexological Bodywork.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #251 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:28 »

Alright, I found my camera. Who wants to see my effort so far?

EDIT: Meebo wants to. Apparently. Small picture links to larger version.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #252 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:52 »

That's what my legs looks like.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #253 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:54 »

mine too, but i'm being made to shave mine tomorrow
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #254 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:03 »

No, Gemm! Bad Gemm!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #255 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:09 »

The only way I will shave is if I get a date with a boy that will maybe want to take me back to his place.

So, basically, I won't be shaving for the rest of my life.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #256 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:30 »

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #257 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:40 »

The only time I will shave is if I know for a fact I am going to be having sex and if the boy is not cool enough to understand that No Shave November is Serious Business. Basically that is not going to happen, because I think the dudes I would have sex with would think it's hilarious and not make me shave.

Liz, you will shave! You will shave many times.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #258 on: 12 Nov 2009, 17:03 »

NOT RIGHT NOW.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #259 on: 12 Nov 2009, 17:09 »

<3 liz
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #260 on: 12 Nov 2009, 23:06 »

hey guys week two whats up. i look grumpy but its cause im all ready for bed n shit so no smiles.



so comparing week 1 and two it looks like i have basically just filled out a bit more. works for me!
« Last Edit: 12 Nov 2009, 23:11 by sean »
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #261 on: 12 Nov 2009, 23:13 »


Stupid people and their beard growing abilities
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #262 on: 12 Nov 2009, 23:21 »

you are a youngin'

give it time. i mean, last year my shit was pathetic, and its still not that good this year. i got some bald spots that are gonna fuck me over i think.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #263 on: 12 Nov 2009, 23:29 »



Not quite there yet. Neckbeard is about to devour me but the sides of my face are lacking. Also I've yet to ever connect my 'stache to the rest of it, so my hopes are not high for that one. (And when hair does grow in there, it is blonde.)
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #264 on: 12 Nov 2009, 23:50 »

Young man, one day the wind will change.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #265 on: 13 Nov 2009, 05:24 »

Lately I have been obsessed with wanting to grow a full, healthy mustache.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #266 on: 13 Nov 2009, 05:38 »

You should start taking testosterone!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #267 on: 13 Nov 2009, 06:51 »

Me too, Andy. Me too.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #268 on: 13 Nov 2009, 14:42 »

Me as well. =(
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #269 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:07 »

I dont personally know anyone who hasnt dropped out of the race. I need a Mo-vembeard sponsor to keep me on the straight and narrow
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #270 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:25 »

Hooray!

Also Sean may I say you are lookin' rockin'
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #271 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:27 »

man, i haven't shaved since, like, two days before November started and I've got almost nothing to show for it.

I am just not a naturally hairy person! oh well!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #272 on: 13 Nov 2009, 19:31 »

Facial hair makes me sad.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #273 on: 13 Nov 2009, 20:09 »

That is way too much beard hair to be sad about
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #274 on: 13 Nov 2009, 22:03 »

Damn, Tyler.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #275 on: 14 Nov 2009, 03:26 »

So here are some pictures at my attempts to facial hair. Disregard the sideburns.




Yeah, I know it's not much; I blame my Filipino genes for not being able to facial hair very well.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #276 on: 14 Nov 2009, 10:46 »

Lately I have been obsessed with wanting to grow a full, healthy mustache.

a moustache, once it gets long enough is nothing but a bothersome foodsweeper. Which means every time you eat it gets whatever you just ate on it. It can get pretty gross.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #277 on: 14 Nov 2009, 16:33 »

guys i feel defeated

i think as of today the bald spots in between my side burns and goatee area have finally gotten the better of me. i must continue though!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #278 on: 14 Nov 2009, 17:41 »


Don't give up, guys! My awesome mustache cost me $0.75, at least yours are free. Also Sean your beard looks pretty full from the front on angle. Good job! (just so everyone notes, too, that thing in the background is a Paula Abdul workout vhs tape. It is the only way I can tell my car apart from others)
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #279 on: 14 Nov 2009, 17:41 »

sean, your beard is good.
what?
oh you know, just giving you a compliment about your beard.
(okay i'm done possibly misquoting flight of the conchords in an attempt to encourage you. carry on.)

also is it too late for me to enter the ladies' part of the competition? i have totally been growing out some leg hair, i just haven't bothered to keep you all updated on that or taking photos.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #280 on: 14 Nov 2009, 17:50 »

Of course not! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #281 on: 14 Nov 2009, 20:15 »

also: pre-emptive FUCK YOU DOVEY

My work here is done
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #282 on: 14 Nov 2009, 20:21 »

aw guys thank you for the compliments.

though i swear i have nasty fucking bald spots ill take pics and let you decide.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #283 on: 16 Nov 2009, 14:30 »

I think Sam should weigh himself before and after shaving at the end of the month.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #284 on: 17 Nov 2009, 06:28 »

I'm not participating in this thing; however by coincidence it has been about a month since I last trimmed my beard (other than your basic snipping stray hairs here and there). It's getting pretty big and bushy and I'm considering going to the barber tomorrow to have it trimmed back, but on the other hand maybe not. I mean, we're more than half-way through November - but then, it has been around a November-equivalent number of days since I last had it cut, so . . .
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #285 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:41 »

my beard can beat up your beard



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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #286 on: 19 Nov 2009, 21:42 »

My sideburns cower in fear.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #287 on: 19 Nov 2009, 22:31 »

week 3



and pic of the nasty bald spot - linked cause its gross.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #288 on: 20 Nov 2009, 13:03 »

oh hey i got the page break.

but you kids get no capybaras

none at all.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #289 on: 20 Nov 2009, 13:04 »

>:c
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #290 on: 20 Nov 2009, 16:36 »



You can't see it but there is a single tear running down his cheek.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #291 on: 20 Nov 2009, 16:41 »

week 3

Sean, aren't you supposed to be on tour with Them Crooked Vultures, and writin' more Foo Fighters songs?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #292 on: 20 Nov 2009, 17:46 »

Man, these days Dave Grohl doesn't even look like Dave Grohl.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #293 on: 20 Nov 2009, 17:48 »

In which case, Shane is right!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #294 on: 20 Nov 2009, 17:52 »

Dovey, are you just suckin' up to me so I'll trade you Fat Bottomed Girls/Bicycle Race?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #295 on: 20 Nov 2009, 17:53 »

Cos I mean...it works.
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« Reply #296 on: 20 Nov 2009, 18:02 »

No but if it helps then I'll keep doing it
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« Reply #297 on: 20 Nov 2009, 21:37 »



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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #298 on: 21 Nov 2009, 11:22 »

I want to shave. SO BAD. But I won't. Because of you guys.

Why oh why am I refusing to shave my legs because of the internet. WHY.
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« Reply #299 on: 21 Nov 2009, 11:26 »

Grohl

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