Topic: Limericks about all notable forumites. (Read 15769 times)

ZJGent · « **Reply #50 on:** 30 Jan 2010, 22:02 »

That sean is one hot sexy mofo
It's a shame his taste isn't as homo
as your author might hope
he's as straight as the pope
And his beard and hat indicate "hobo".

Patrick · « **Reply #51 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 01:38 »

Our Roddy's been thought to be queer
But really he's quite nowhere near
He sucks on no dicks
He digs only chicks
But experiments once every year

scarred · « **Reply #52 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 02:12 »

best one so far, right above me.

Ptommydski · « **Reply #53 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 02:37 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 30 Jan 2010, 18:44

A paultard came hence, pharmmajor
On all topics proved he a bore
He used control V
Like Ryu used chi
And was by all good folk deplored.

Astonishing.

Dollface · « **Reply #54 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 05:48 »

i dont know if i did it right but what the hell

Tommy likes to mock
cause hes a bit of a cock
also he has nasty mole
but underneath that he has heart of gold

Ptommydski · « **Reply #55 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 06:33 »

Quote from: Dollface on 31 Jan 2010, 05:48

also he has nasty mole

That bit is true.

iamiam · « **Reply #56 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 15:12 »

i am too sober to be able to grasp this thread

David_Dovey · « **Reply #57 on:** 31 Jan 2010, 22:41 »

MaiAda is daily forlon
At the non-existence of unicorn
For comfort she turned
To a DVD burned
with 8GB just of horse porn

Johnny C · « **Reply #58 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 00:30 »

i wish i could rate threads

Johnny C · « **Reply #59 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 00:32 »

or publicly endorse them, like with a radio drop

scarred · « **Reply #60 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 01:01 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 01 Feb 2010, 00:30

i wish i could like threads, like on facebook! ahurr durr hurr

Melodic · « **Reply #61 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 01:13 »

I would unlike the shit out of this thread. >: (

ruyi · « **Reply #62 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 01:20 »

AGH KHar im mad atyoutj

ZJGent · « **Reply #63 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 01:27 »

Quote from: Patrick on 31 Jan 2010, 01:38

Our Roddy's been thought to be queer
But really he's quite nowhere near
He sucks on no dicks
He digs only chicks
But experiments once every year

I fear Patrick's not quite astute,
In his summary of my repute
It's as I did fear
He's dim (and I'm queer)
But at least the wee skinny lad's cute.

Patrick · « **Reply #64 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 02:48 »

It seems that I've made a mistake
His false faux facade was a fake
The guy is a twink?
I never would think!
This really does pinch all the cake

jodizzle · « **Reply #65 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 03:14 »

I am so chuffed that I got a Lovecraft reference. Oh Khar, you really do make the best threads.

I was going to write a limerick about Roo to make her feel important again but I am really bad at limericks.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #66 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 05:56 »

There once was a lass name of Ruyi
When unlimericked, became quite pooey
She said 'fufufu'
and then 'a bloo bloo'
and went off in a terrible hooey

ZJGent · « **Reply #67 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 06:07 »

Quote from: Patrick on 01 Feb 2010, 02:48

It seems that I've made a mistake
His false faux facade was a fake
The guy is a twink?
I never would think!
This really does pinch all the cake

Poor Patrick, you weren't to know
That my affections for males come and go -
Now? I'm dating a lady
I'm no more Paul O'Grady
Than your av'rage Joe Blow hetero.

I'd attempt a summation of you
But most of it wouldn't be true
The Pat facts are quite lacking
- sends my summary packing
Its suitcase - location? Peru.

(in other news, "pinch all of the cake" is my new favourite euphemism)

Something Witty · « **Reply #68 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 17:10 »

That's a pretty ballsy thread title, khar.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #69 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:03 »

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

scarred · « **Reply #70 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:06 »

I'm actually a little glad I managed to escape unscathed.

Alex C · « **Reply #71 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:09 »

Between this and the disturbing facts thread I guess this makes me one of the most notable forumites who isn't actually notable.

ZJGent · « **Reply #72 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:11 »

That Scarred chap's pictorial traces
Show him pulling a slideshow of faces
Aiming for the grotesque
He lays each on the desk
His eyebrows in separate places.

scarred · « **Reply #73 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:16 »

Damn.

ZJGent · « **Reply #74 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:18 »

Quote from: scarred on 01 Feb 2010, 18:16

Damn.

I bet you even said that with one eyebrow raised and your mouth agape in anger.

scarred · « **Reply #75 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 18:24 »

this may have happened

Lines · « **Reply #76 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 19:31 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 31 Jan 2010, 22:41

MaiAda is daily forlon
At the non-existence of unicorn
For comfort she turned
To a DVD burned
with 8GB just of horse porn

Don't be rude, they do exist.

(Khar, you are the bestest, even if you didn't make me a limerick.)

ZJGent · « **Reply #77 on:** 01 Feb 2010, 22:35 »

Quote from: Linds on 01 Feb 2010, 19:31

left out

Linds is short for Lindisfarne,
On that isle she was born (in a barn!)
But feeling belated
She expatriated
To a house made entirely of yarn.

Inlander · « **Reply #78 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 02:51 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 01 Feb 2010, 22:35

On that isle she was born (in a barn!)

She was a bairn!

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #79 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 08:19 »

Quote from: jodizzle on 01 Feb 2010, 03:14

I am so chuffed that I got a Lovecraft reference.

Lines · « **Reply #80 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 14:11 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 01 Feb 2010, 22:35

Linds is short for Lindisfarne,
On that isle she was born (in a barn!)
But feeling belated
She expatriated
To a house made entirely of yarn.

<3!

jhocking · « **Reply #81 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 14:20 »

Quote from: jodizzle on 01 Feb 2010, 03:14

I am so chuffed that I got a Lovecraft reference. Oh Khar, you really do make the best threads.

oh speaking of lovecraft references I reread Call of Cthulu a couple weeks ago and realized it is largely set where I went to grad school. That never occurred to me previously.

Patrick · « **Reply #82 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 19:12 »

Quote from: ZJGent on 01 Feb 2010, 06:07

Poor Patrick, you weren't to know
That my affections for males come and go -
Now? I'm dating a lady
I'm no more Paul O'Grady
Than your av'rage Joe Blow hetero.

Rod'rick, it seems, now is bi
A wonderful, fun-loving guy
The dong is fun shit
But he don't hate the clit
So he gets laid more often than I

Christophe · « **Reply #83 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 22:19 »

Patrick can shred on guitar
But on ladies he cannae go far
He just sits and stares
At their underwear
"Oh why that floral print is bizarre!"

Jace · « **Reply #84 on:** 02 Feb 2010, 22:36 »

That Christophe is cool, oh my
Some would say he is supafly
Perhaps you'd doubt
Wait! Hear his shout
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #85 on:** 03 Feb 2010, 18:23 »

Ouch, me pride.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #86 on:** 03 Feb 2010, 18:38 »

Oh now, Blue Kitty
Is it really such a pitty?
That with his mind all twitty
And his fingers in a ditty
That Khar forgot to mention his pretty?

ZJGent · « **Reply #87 on:** 03 Feb 2010, 18:51 »

... having your B rhyme match your A rhyme does not a good limerick make.

Blue kitty's a remarkable chap
With a hard drive of Marvellous crap
It's Wolv-oriented
And Spiderman-scented:
With more than a touch of the Cap.

His motif is feline and sea-hued
As his avatar's frequently previewed -
His comic book nowse
Can bring down the house
His posts in 'Pointless' are just prelude!

(bonus "roddy's an obnoxious arse" verse:)
But don't let him bury your ear, oh,
With pop-facts on a superhero
Cos once he's got on
The subject of one
He'll reduce your pub quiz team to zero.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #88 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 20:36 »

Patrick · « **Reply #89 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 21:38 »

Our Julia seems to resent
The fact that we haven't yet spent
A moment of thought
Appears we've been caught
And so we've all left her quite bent

Ã¶de · « **Reply #90 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 23:33 »

Khar's got a knack for rude limerick,
A wizard's sleeve full of lyrical trick,
If you wish to hear one,
You'd best know it's for fun,
Or the ending might make you sick!

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #91 on:** 05 Feb 2010, 23:38 »

Ev'ryone here is so great
Never once have I seen any hate
You're all so fantastic
I'm not being sarcastic
So this lame limerick I did create

ZJGent · « **Reply #92 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 00:53 »

That Julia's the depth of depravity
She's known as... something skibas-clavity?
Mid-bedding mens' wives
She breaks out high-fives
- a cad! (and a source of hilarity)

est · « **Reply #93 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 03:21 »

A herp derp derp derp KharBevNor
da derp herp derp derp Trent Reznor
A herp derp socks,
da-derp derp cocks
A derp industrial meat freezer

Lummer · « **Reply #94 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 11:20 »

This thread really is, pure gold.

Patrick · « **Reply #95 on:** 06 Feb 2010, 17:44 »

This thread, it seems is a gem
Says Lummer, our metalhead friend
I don't disagree
I fap o'er it free
I sure hope it never does end

ZJGent · « **Reply #96 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 06:22 »

See, our Jens is allergic to fun
Any trace of the stuff he will shun
This thread is no horse
But a Countach, of course!
Like the hot chicks' in Cannonball Run.

We're riding this car to the flag
There's fun to be had 'fore we lag
Then a mod, they can rock up
And order a lock-up
So this thread, jens m'dear, ain't no nag.

And we'll make sure, before the thread ends,
That it's worth its keep in dividends
More humour's a-coming
Keep this engine running
Or we'll crash on those tight hairpin bends.

(this post is dedicated to my close, personal friend Burt Reynolds - say hi, Burt)

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #97 on:** 07 Feb 2010, 07:35 »

Dear God, what the Hell is that picture?!
It made my genitals go into rigor (mortis)!
No, not in a good way!
(Is there ever a good way?!)
Now my penis, it acts like a tortoise!

Fuck you, dear rhyme scheme, I hate you!
I just now woke up, raar raar hate you!
Blah dee blah dee dee dah
Splort splat splort splort splat spa
Dear poem I hope you get anally violated.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #98 on:** 08 Feb 2010, 17:38 »

Quote from: Jace on 02 Feb 2010, 22:36

That Christophe is cool, oh my
Some would say he is supafly
Perhaps you'd doubt
Wait! Hear his shout
AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY!

dang it, i was going to do that one!

Dollface · « **Reply #99 on:** 10 Feb 2010, 11:21 »

There was dude named harry he was a mod
i really dont thing he never had a dog
lots of facial hair
not so rare
maybe harry should find a god

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