Topic: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video (Read 267488 times)

JD · « **Reply #150 on:** 28 Jun 2010, 22:58 »

I mean I bet those tentacles would make a wicked blowjorb.

Cire27 · « **Reply #151 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 09:25 »

I suddenly feel the urge to post some tentacle sex.

Lummer · « **Reply #152 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 10:08 »

Yeah, just to get the bad taste out of your mouth.

nufan · « **Reply #153 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 11:29 »

Quote from: Juggalo

We call vaginas nedens.

I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole.

So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?

Inlander · « **Reply #154 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 20:18 »

Quote from: Inlander on 25 Jun 2010, 22:34

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

JD · « **Reply #155 on:** 29 Jun 2010, 22:38 »

I'm guessing the backdoor is the poden hole

Emaline · « **Reply #156 on:** 30 Jun 2010, 12:34 »

Quote from: nufan on 29 Jun 2010, 11:29

So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?

Quote from: Inlander on 29 Jun 2010, 20:18

Quote from: Inlander on 25 Jun 2010, 22:34
So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

I was surprised more people did not catch this.

amok · « **Reply #157 on:** 01 Jul 2010, 14:58 »

that was nearly the best thing ever

then a man on a horse in stupid face paint dragged another man into a pile of EXPLOSIVES boxes with a rope and he EXPLODED

then it was definitely the best thing ever

scarred · « **Reply #158 on:** 01 Jul 2010, 15:42 »

yeah wow that is amazing. i would never watch the actual thing. but the trailer made me lol hard.

KvP · « **Reply #159 on:** 01 Jul 2010, 15:55 »

I've seen Big Money Hustlas. I remember it actually being pretty funny.

Christophe · « **Reply #160 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 03:03 »

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

Ballard · « **Reply #161 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 03:09 »

Quote from: Jeans on 01 Jul 2010, 14:41

dudes

oh my god

KharBevNor · « **Reply #162 on:** 18 Jul 2010, 13:45 »

Quote from: Christophe on 18 Jul 2010, 03:03

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

Juggalos can't spell cameraderie.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #163 on:** 19 Jul 2010, 03:15 »

To be fair, it would make a whole hell of a lot more sense if it were spelled comradery (I would probably start spelling it like that, but remember there is supposed to be an ie at the end, and spell it comraderie). Goddamn French people.

And hey, apparently comradery is an accepted variant to some sources.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #164 on:** 29 Jul 2010, 08:57 »

Extra credit to whoever can tell me how many bandannas this guy is actually wearing

Johnny C · « **Reply #165 on:** 29 Jul 2010, 16:54 »

looks like 3

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #166 on:** 29 Jul 2010, 17:29 »

5 by my count.

pwhodges · « **Reply #167 on:** 29 Jul 2010, 23:49 »

D'you know, there are few things I care about less...

scarred · « **Reply #168 on:** 03 Aug 2010, 03:12 »

ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video now

David_Dovey · « **Reply #169 on:** 03 Aug 2010, 14:32 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 29 Jul 2010, 16:54

looks like 3

I'm pretty sure there's at least that many on top of his head

Zingoleb · « **Reply #170 on:** 09 Oct 2010, 21:25 »

oh my god it just keeps getting better

Quote

"A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

Ballard · « **Reply #171 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 14:25 »

Quote from: scarred on 03 Aug 2010, 03:12

ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video now

This is probably the least offensive thing Psychopathic Records has ever put out. It's pretty cute! Looks like a kid messing around having fun with his dad who took him to work to show him what he'll inherit one day.

Johnny C · « **Reply #172 on:** 23 Oct 2010, 15:16 »

Take Your Kids To The Dark Carnival Day

jackmort · « **Reply #173 on:** 27 Oct 2010, 05:48 »

I actually know two people who have Insane Clown Posse tattoos
what is the world coming to :/

David_Dovey · « **Reply #174 on:** 27 Oct 2010, 16:21 »

So do I

a-heh

Wasteroo · « **Reply #175 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 01:09 »

Quote

Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.

"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

geez, I'm suddenly finding it hard to dislike ICP as much. they just seem to be a couple of adorable manchildren!

edit: perhaps I should have finished reading the article

Quote

"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I don't fucking even

David_Dovey · « **Reply #176 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 07:52 »

I read that sentence like ten times before I realised they were using two senses of the word "fuck" there

David_Dovey · « **Reply #177 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 07:54 »

Or are they?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #178 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 07:54 »

scarred · « **Reply #179 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 11:32 »

I didn't think they were. Which is why I was so amused.

Johnny C · « **Reply #180 on:** 28 Oct 2010, 21:32 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 28 Oct 2010, 07:54

Wasteroo · « **Reply #181 on:** 29 Oct 2010, 01:12 »

I think Violent J's point here is never be afraid to settle for second best

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #182 on:** 29 Oct 2010, 01:35 »

Two different meanings of the word fuck. Thanks, mr. Dovey. I didn't get it before.

Ballard · « **Reply #183 on:** 29 Oct 2010, 17:15 »

Oh god I am laughing so hard.

Dovey, does that guy realize he misspelled juggalo?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #184 on:** 29 Oct 2010, 18:14 »

Gene do you realise that is Coolio

do you realise that

Inlander · « **Reply #185 on:** 29 Oct 2010, 21:02 »

Not as coolio as he used to be.

Johnny C · « **Reply #186 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 00:44 »

Quote from: Inlander on 29 Oct 2010, 21:02

Not as coolio as he used to be.

wow! i bet coolio's ears are burning

Inlander · « **Reply #187 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 01:05 »

(Still infinitely coolioer than me.)

KharBevNor · « **Reply #188 on:** 30 Oct 2010, 03:07 »

Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #189 on:** 31 Oct 2010, 21:05 »

Ballard · « **Reply #190 on:** 02 Nov 2010, 20:51 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 30 Oct 2010, 03:07

Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?

"Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."

Inlander · « **Reply #191 on:** 02 Nov 2010, 21:13 »

Well that turntable/cooktop is just grossly impractical. The vinyl would melt before you'd even got some beats going! And who's going to hold the frying pan while you're trying to mix with your left hand and stir with your right hand? Eh? Eh? Answer me that, Mr. Coolio!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #192 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 01:17 »

Whatever, everyone knows the five cornerstones of hip-hop culture are graffiti, breakdancing, rapping, DJing and cooking fryed breakfasts.

Ballard · « **Reply #193 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 01:21 »

Harry, your question is far too logical in light of the fact that the bacon in this picture is photoshopped onto the frying pan.

Johnny C · « **Reply #194 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 09:44 »

his egg skills are unmatchable, sam

David_Dovey · « **Reply #195 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 10:57 »

He be straight punkin' all y'all Sucka SC's (sous chefs)

Ballard · « **Reply #196 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 11:01 »

Perhaps "post-racial twentysomething" has meaning after all.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #197 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 12:08 »

I very much doubt Monsieur Coolio would be happy seeing himself as anything less than a Chef de Cuisine.

Ballard · « **Reply #198 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 12:27 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 27 Oct 2010, 16:21

So do I

a-heh

Five Hundred Ways to Faygo; it's bound to happen.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #199 on:** 03 Nov 2010, 17:48 »

Do you know what? I've been spending all this time staring at Coolio's insane tattoo, to miss some of the more subtle humour inherent in that picture like wait a second is Coolio wearing a Coolio shirt?

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