Topic: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard) (Read 144973 times)

Toba · « **Reply #200 on:** 07 Feb 2011, 22:36 »

Quote from: Sam on 07 Feb 2011, 19:19

i am getting dark hair on my shoulders, i'm a dude so what. allison you could just not gve a shit about social norms

I've got fucking epaulets

Inlander · « **Reply #201 on:** 07 Feb 2011, 22:46 »

Shave them into stars. Show everyone who's boss.

Lummer · « **Reply #202 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 13:14 »

According to my girlfriend, my back hair is sort of "worn off" where my guitar strap sits.

Awesome y/n?!

David_Dovey · « **Reply #203 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 13:24 »

Y, if more than a little disgusting

Lummer · « **Reply #204 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 13:33 »

Isn't that true of all things metal-related?

Lines · « **Reply #205 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 13:35 »

Possibly.

Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #206 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 14:27 »

I like men with hair EVERYWHERE

Barmymoo · « **Reply #207 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 14:28 »

Lunchbox · « **Reply #208 on:** 08 Feb 2011, 14:35 »

Aww baby!

Wait, wait.

That's better.

<Paul>fixed the image tag</Paul>

Toba · « **Reply #209 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 05:28 »

That Orangutan is totally working out on the Hairmaster right now.

Liz · « **Reply #210 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 07:35 »

Orangutans are crazy orange things like this dude:

redglasscurls · « **Reply #211 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 07:48 »

(Lunchys pic is an orangutan, Liz, she just effed up the image tags)

Liz · « **Reply #212 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 09:30 »

Oh that did not show up for me before! I though he was referring to May's post.

I am leaving my photo up because it makes me happy.

calenlass · « **Reply #213 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 11:38 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 08 Feb 2011, 14:35

Aww baby!

Wait, wait.

[pic]orangutan[/pic]

That's better.

bow chicka wow wow

Toba · « **Reply #214 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 22:53 »

I had recurring nightmares about orangutan assaults when I was a small child.

It's a good thing I'm over that or I would be really really sad right now.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #215 on:** 09 Feb 2011, 23:23 »

Odd, I'm an orangutan that used to dream about assaulting a small child. Small world isn't it?

ZJGent · « **Reply #216 on:** 10 Feb 2011, 09:44 »

I have not fully shaved my entire beard off for months... and was considering doing something outlandish with my facial fuzz. Any suggestions?

Toba · « **Reply #217 on:** 10 Feb 2011, 18:50 »

Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.

Enough ideas?

Rizzo · « **Reply #218 on:** 11 Feb 2011, 03:58 »

Infinite beard!

Ballard · « **Reply #219 on:** 11 Feb 2011, 14:29 »

Quote from: Toba on 10 Feb 2011, 18:50

Starburns.
Arrowburns.
The Spiral.
Hitler moustache with a soul patch - the doucheler.
Handlebar.

Enough ideas?

yes
no
what
inspired
actually an excellent style of facial hair, fight you

That is, if we're referring to this

and not this

Bonus:

J · « **Reply #220 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 05:41 »

If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #221 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 06:40 »

That video has made my day.

It's also true. (My day has a fancy moo-stash. That counts.)

Nodaisho · « **Reply #222 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 18:38 »

Quote from: Linds on 08 Feb 2011, 13:35

Possibly.

Some people do not mind hair on bodies, some people do. Personally I don't like hairy backs! Backs are sexy, I prefer them unadorned with hair. But I get weirded out by people who shave everything. Like....everything. Women, men, whoever. Leave some hair on your body that is not on your head.

I hate body hair. If it weren't for how painful it would likely be when it starts to grow back, I would probably shave everywhere except for my arms.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #223 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 18:40 »

You could just get yourself waxed? I'm gonna start waxing my arms, shoulders and back at some point in the future. But not my chest. 1) I like my chest hair, 2) I've done that before, I have no inclination to do it again.

Eris · « **Reply #224 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 18:45 »

Hair doesn't hurt when it grows back? I shave some parts of my body and wax others and it has never hurt once when the hair starts growing back. It gets itchy sometimes, and ingrown hairs are sometimes an issues, but it has never been what I would consider painful. Does it hurt when your facial hair grows back?

Also I bough a magazine recently that has some photos that are appropriate for this thread. I will scan them in in a sec.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #225 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 21:40 »

I have gotten used to the itching on my face. I had to shave part of my leg once, and it hurt like hell for days afterwards any time something ran against the grain of the hair on it.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #226 on:** 18 Feb 2011, 15:11 »

Really? I love the feel of freshly-shaved legs, on myself at least. I haven't spent a whole lot of time stroking other people's hairless legs. I think it's partly because shaving brings the top layer of skin off too, so it's like super-quick exfoliation.

Katherine · « **Reply #227 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 00:01 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ

Ballard · « **Reply #228 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 12:41 »

The itchiness goes away once you shave that part of your body enough times, which is why five o'clock shadows don't have guys rubbing pumice stones on their faces. As far as body hair, I get the itchiness but never the pain. Except ingrown hairs around the crotch area that constantly rub against your undergarments/pants, those are straight excruciating.

I like some of my body hair and dislike other parts. My back is hairless except for a patch right above my waist which I feel just looks stupid. I'm alright with chest hair but I like the way I look without it. I've shaved it a few times and I'd do it more often if it weren't for the fact that hair grows back pretty fast so it looks the way you intended for about a day and then you have stubble on your chest which looks arguably weirder than anything else.

tania · « **Reply #229 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 13:03 »

man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.

man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it

tania · « **Reply #230 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 13:07 »

also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.

imagist42 · « **Reply #231 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 13:26 »

See I don't even care what anyone else thinks, I just don't really like how my hair gets when it's long so I would rather have it trimmed. Can't be bothered to have it shaved/waxed but I generally cut my own head hair so it's not so much of a problem to clip the rest of it at the same time when it's getting out of hand. This is more of a stylistic thing because my hair has a tendency at a certain point to be halfway between straight and wavy and just looks pretty damn ridiculous. I'd actually like to grow it out on top but I just get fed up with the intermediate stages and can't let it get to the length I'd really enjoy.

Fun fact: despite this, I have never done anything to curb the growth of hair on my chest.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #232 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 19:27 »

Quote from: tania on 19 Feb 2011, 13:03

man you know what sucks, fucking, insecurity about body hair.

man you know what would be awesome though, if all of us as a whole just stopped being so dumb and grossed out about body hair. think about how much happier and secure and accepting every single one of us all would be. really! really think about it

I'm not insecure about it. I just hate the way it looks. And for some purposes, at least keeping some body hair very short can be important.

Toba · « **Reply #233 on:** 19 Feb 2011, 22:08 »

Quote from: clownshoe on 19 Feb 2011, 19:23

Quote from: tania on 19 Feb 2011, 13:07
also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.

So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.

Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...

calenlass · « **Reply #234 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 00:08 »

Yeah, also it is an urban myth that dust is 90% shed skin cells or whatever, so I am not sure how you could have a noticeable difference between how much dust a shaved person has in their house versus a bearded person unless you involve other factors. Hairy people generate more loose hair obviously, and I for one can vouch for how my hair seems to be everywhere but my sister's seems to only ever wind up in her brush, but I don't think that has much to do with dust.

Tom · « **Reply #235 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 00:37 »

My legs/butt (tmi?, sorry) are pretty hairy so wearing form-fitting jeans leads to me getting a fair number of ingrown hairs. It is the price of wearing decent jeans.

Ballard · « **Reply #236 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 01:35 »

What? Really?

You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?

JD · « **Reply #237 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 13:57 »

That would explain why I never get any ingrown hairs.

Tom · « **Reply #238 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 15:10 »

Quote from: Ballard on 20 Feb 2011, 01:35

What? Really?

You all know I wear tight pants and I have relatively hairy legs and I've never had this problem. I thought you could only get ingrown hairs through shaving that area?

Friction, I don't shave it.

Inlander · « **Reply #239 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 15:17 »

Quote from: Toba on 19 Feb 2011, 22:08

Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...

But it's much more noticeable on wooden floors which gives the perception of there being more. If you're used to walking around on nice smooth floorboards, the moment they start getting dusty and gritty and the soles of your feet start getting filthy you notice straight away; whereas carpet doesn't feel all that different until it gets really dirty.

EDIT: oops, simul-posting.

Toba · « **Reply #240 on:** 20 Feb 2011, 16:02 »

Quote from: clownshoe on 20 Feb 2011, 15:15

Quote from: Toba on 19 Feb 2011, 22:08
Quote from: clownshoe on 19 Feb 2011, 19:23
Quote from: tania on 19 Feb 2011, 13:07
also! fun fact - hairy dudes ARE nice and fuzzy to cuddle but they also tend to generate more dust in their house than the less hairy dudes because of how many more little particles their body hair sheds every day (in my experience). not really a problem if you don't care about dust though.

So THAT'S why my apartment is so damn dusty all the time. I thought it was just because it's an really crappy old place with wooden floors.

Dude, since when do wooden floors make dust? Carpets make more...

I never said wooden floors make dust. The dust, I have found, is much more noticeable on wooden floors. If I go two weeks without sweeping the floors in my apartment, there will be a fine coating of dust everywhere I don't walk.

Ah, I see. Yeah, old everything generally makes more dust, and having wood floors I should have got what you meant there.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #241 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 06:33 »

I have dark wood floors, two cats, and two hairy people in my house. I have to sweep twice a day if it's going to look clean >.<

redglasscurls · « **Reply #242 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 07:43 »

Sam, I don't think he means that more expensive jeans=ingrowns.
I assume he means the price of wearing jeans that are more fitted, rather than these, which would not rub your leg hair but make you look like you might be smuggling a sleeping bag.

Lines · « **Reply #243 on:** 21 Feb 2011, 07:57 »

Friction will cause hair to get rubbed off and any hair that has been removed has a chance of being ingrown. Tight pants can cause hair to get rubbed off. He's saying he's putting up with ingrown hairs because he's wearing jeans that make his butt/leg region look good.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #244 on:** 22 Feb 2011, 04:32 »

Isn't this the beards thread?

if that image was already posted I am sorry.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #245 on:** 22 Feb 2011, 18:41 »

It is INSANE how much better at art K-Beatz has gotten since those comics were posted. She still has the same style as always and everything she does is recognisably hers, but it's so much more refined now.

Tyler · « **Reply #246 on:** 22 Feb 2011, 19:22 »

BEARD!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo2.jpg

DAMNABLE INTERVIEWS NEED SHAVING!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/teresias216/photo3.jpg

Sad Tyler.

JD · « **Reply #247 on:** 23 Feb 2011, 22:31 »

Best beard PSA

sean · « **Reply #248 on:** 23 Feb 2011, 22:41 »

tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?

(oh yeah uh beard since december still kickin. im trimmin it and whatnot but yeah beard power!)

Inlander · « **Reply #249 on:** 24 Feb 2011, 03:37 »

Quote from: sean on 23 Feb 2011, 22:41

tyler did you know you have a red headed doppelganger in west virginia?

Have you met him or is he a red-headed stranger?

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