Topic: SECRET SANTA 2010: DICKS, DICKS EVERYWHERE (Read 68520 times)

sean · « **Reply #250 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 13:46 »

okay okay secret santa, i am REALY sorry. i was going to get yr present and ship it out this weekend, but do to some unfortunate stuff that just happened to me, I just lost a whole bunch of money, which I was going to use for this. so, i will take care of this as soon as i can, but its gonna have to wait a little bit longer. ill figure something out, i promise. i am sorry though i probably should not have done this, i barely ever have enough money to take care of myself, let alone buy gifts for people.

Jace · « **Reply #251 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 17:31 »

Alright guys and gals, Final Destination here:

If you haven't received a gift yet, go ahead and let me know here so I can form a list and then check with your santa's and let you know the status of gifting. If your santa is a jerk I will just send you guys a McDonalds kids meal toy and a sexy photo as a consolation prize.

schimmy · « **Reply #252 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 18:11 »

hey, uh, i know i never signed up for this thing, but can i get in on that too?

Jace · « **Reply #253 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 19:45 »

Totally! PM me your address.

ZJGent · « **Reply #254 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 07:13 »

I fear both my santa and santee's gifts have fallen by the wayside in transit. Certainly, I've sent mine (the post office promised me it'd arrive in Buffalo in 5 to 7 days too! cheeky mongrels) and perhaps the same delay has happened to any incoming parcel headed my way?

tania · « **Reply #255 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 08:26 »

yeah i sent mine a few days before christmas (on the 22nd, i think) and paid a pretty hefty price to ensure it would arrive at its destination within 5-10 business days so i gotta admit, i am a little bummed this was apparently a big lie and it still hasn't gotten there yet. part of my gift included delicious food items so the only thing i can assume at this point is that maybe it was delayed in customs for some reason or another but otherwise i guess all i can really do now is just pray it gets there eventually.

Joseph · « **Reply #256 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 10:24 »

My gift is yet to arrive here, but that might be because of address shenanigans.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #257 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 12:09 »

Yeah I have received no gift yet, but I'm away from my address for the weekend and will return to check on Tuesday. If the person is just late in sending it I really don't care, I'd only feel bad if someone's thing got lost in the mail.

Lines · « **Reply #258 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 12:34 »

I'm just going to end your confusion SirJuggles - it's not lost, I just don't have any money to send it. Not being able to work for a month and then being landed with rent, school expenses, and other shit has me strapped really thin. I have your gift, I promise! And it will get sent! But it's going to be a while longer. I've got your address and everything, too.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #259 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:04 »

The great thing is that actually if we are doing this as a Christmas thing, we're not as late as we all feel because the gifts given to Jesus were given by the wise men and they turned up like three years late, plus Epiphany is in January anyway so don't feel bad!

David_Dovey · « **Reply #260 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:16 »

Wait why are you talking about Jesus in a Christmas thread I don't understand

Barmymoo · « **Reply #261 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:59 »

Haha I love that hula girl. When I got here they still had their nativity out and I swear there was an orange dragon in it (they claim it's a donkey but no donkey is that shade or that scaly).

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #262 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 14:02 »

My family loves putting things in the tiny nativity scene we own, and by my family I mean me.

I usually put weird Yu Gi Oh figures I have from being a kid, like Exodia the Forbidden, Obelisk the Tormentor, the Winged Dragon of Ra, or Slifer the Sky Dragon

This year I went with the tiny talking Dalek.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #263 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 17:23 »

Quote from: Linds on 16 Jan 2011, 12:34

I'm just going to end your confusion SirJuggles - it's not lost, I just don't have any money to send it. Not being able to work for a month and then being landed with rent, school expenses, and other shit has me strapped really thin. I have your gift, I promise! And it will get sent! But it's going to be a while longer. I've got your address and everything, too.

Ok cool

Thanks for letting me know. Sorry to hear about money stuffs, just take it easy and send it whenever.

valley_parade · « **Reply #264 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 10:31 »

Quote from: Jace on 15 Jan 2011, 17:31

Alright guys and gals, Final Destination here:

If you haven't received a gift yet, go ahead and let me know here so I can form a list and then check with your santa's and let you know the status of gifting. If your santa is a jerk I will just send you guys a McDonalds kids meal toy and a sexy photo as a consolation prize.

Letting you know, asshat. Have not got mine.

Edith · « **Reply #265 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 10:53 »

Well, now I feel like kind of a jerk for whining about it...but anyhow, I don't have anything yet.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #266 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 10:56 »

Sorry Jace, I thought I was supposed to PM you. But I have not gotten my gift yet.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #267 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 15:19 »

Kat and I are also giftless as of yet.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #268 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 16:05 »

I also still owe Kat and Roddy their dinosaur prizes. They have been wrapped and ready to go under my bed for months. Soon, guys.

sean · « **Reply #269 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 00:59 »

i am giftless as well, but that may not be anyones fault and may be simply because of unfortunate circumstances.

though i am terrible too, so such is the way things go.

calenlass · « **Reply #270 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 14:28 »

I have not sent my gift yet. I do not have any money at all! I am so sorry. I am going to my parents' this weekend, so I am going to try and get ahold of a padded envelope there. I don't know what all I can send because I am broke, but I will think of something.

KvP · « **Reply #271 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 20:09 »

Just got my package! Thanks bunches to Jeans, who provided some very ripping (and very cold) Norwegian chocolate, and a book of essays curated by Hitch! I've been needing something to make me feel smarter and I think that this is just the thing!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #272 on:** 24 Jan 2011, 12:26 »

Today I walked in and, to my surprise, there was a box sitting on my kitchen table. What could it be? Why it was the gift my Secret Santa had sent me. I could tell you folks about what I got from this kind person, but I'd rather show you all pictures. Sorry about my lack of photography skills

The unassuming package

Oh the carnage

Thank you for these wonderful gifts Richard, you have done your queen proud.

mberan42 · « **Reply #273 on:** 01 Feb 2011, 14:21 »

yo did you get my shit or not?

valley_parade · « **Reply #274 on:** 01 Feb 2011, 14:30 »

If it was me, not yet.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #275 on:** 01 Feb 2011, 14:36 »

Also not yet if me and Kat were the recipients.

Joseph · « **Reply #276 on:** 01 Feb 2011, 15:37 »

Also not yet

Metope · « **Reply #277 on:** 04 Feb 2011, 10:28 »

Oh hey, santa, apparently my package arrived AGES AGO at home, but my mom completely neglected to tell me or send it to me, even though I told her it was important! Jens is handling it now and will send it tomorrow, so it'll be here in about a week's time. Stupid parents!

valley_parade · « **Reply #278 on:** 04 Feb 2011, 10:35 »

ITT: Kris and Jens' mom sucks at secret santa

Barmymoo · « **Reply #279 on:** 11 Feb 2011, 13:38 »

A parcel arrived for me today! I got super-excited that it might be my Santa gift but it was not. It was equally exciting though - a DVD of the Footlights Panto I worked on but never saw! So to my Santa, if you have not yet sent the gift do not worry, an exciting parcel arrived at about the time I thought I might get a Santa gift and any future Santa gifts will therefore be a bonus excitement!

And if you have sent it ages ago, please tell me so that I can rail against a postal service which has lost my Santa gift twice in two years.

ZJGent · « **Reply #280 on:** 11 Feb 2011, 19:20 »

I am not all that miffed that my santa has possibly disappeared into the ether or has just forgotten/is broke.

I am miffed, however, at the god damn post office lady who told me my santa-recipient would have their sweet sweet present in 5 to 7 working days? What the hell bullshit is that. Santipient, do you have your present yet? I am guessing probably no. Because the goddamn Post Office is a fountain of sorrow, regret and disappointment.

KvP · « **Reply #281 on:** 11 Feb 2011, 20:37 »

If your stuff was sent to America, the recent weather troubles have caused no small amount of postal mayhem - I had packages shipped two months ago that showed up today. Usually it takes ~1-2 weeks.

Jace · « **Reply #282 on:** 12 Feb 2011, 22:23 »

I believe it was lost in the warp roddy.

Guys who didn't get presents, so sorry, I've been really busy lately working every goddamn day. Still trying to figure out how to send things out to people who didn't get things.
Also Jens, your santa needs your school address so he can send you your present.

Jace · « **Reply #283 on:** 14 Feb 2011, 18:53 »

Quote from: Jace on 12 Feb 2011, 22:23

I believe it was lost in the warp roddy.

The Emperor Delivers!
Got a scarf in the mail from the UK today sent by a one Roddy McForumite!
Thanks so much, I love it!

Papersatan · « **Reply #284 on:** 11 Mar 2011, 20:14 »

It is March. Steve and I still got no present. So sad

The Saddest

First out last in?

Edith · « **Reply #285 on:** 11 Mar 2011, 20:17 »

I didn't get one either, and my person, some kid in Portland or Colorado or one of those hippy places, must have not gotten mine either. Although the USPS is usually pretty reliable. Anybody know if Wasteroo really exists? He hasn't been on here for ages.

Wonder if I'll ever know who was supposed to send to me?

sean · « **Reply #286 on:** 11 Mar 2011, 20:37 »

i will not lie, i am one of those dicks who has never sent a present (i honestly forgot about this oops) but i haven't gotten anything either. i dunno after spring break ill try to go to my towns general store or something and find some goofy handmade thing to send out.

Liz · « **Reply #287 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 02:58 »

This is exactly why I didn't sign up this year. Secret Santa is full of DISAPPOINTMENT.

sean · « **Reply #288 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 09:02 »

Quote from: Liz on 12 Mar 2011, 02:58

This is exactly why I didn't sign up this year. Secret Santa is full of DISAPPOINTMENT.

yr just pissy cause i have yet to send you zebra cakes.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #289 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 09:28 »

OK I have finally broken. What the hell is a zebra cake?

Metope · « **Reply #290 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 09:32 »

Barmymoo · « **Reply #291 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 09:35 »

oh you mean marble cake

Liz · « **Reply #292 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 09:41 »

No no I mean these:

And yes. I am still waiting.

Lines · « **Reply #293 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 10:04 »

Quote from: Metope on 12 Mar 2011, 09:32

Yeah, but this looks better.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #294 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 13:04 »

I kinda still wanna get involved in the next time we do a gift exchange thingy, as long as I don't get sean

Liz · « **Reply #295 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 16:02 »

We could do Secret Easter Bunny. Mail each other chocolate and jelly beans and silly little toys.

Papersatan · « **Reply #296 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 16:04 »

Would also do if the person who gets me is in Canada. I want popping Cadbury mini eggs. That is all.

Lines · « **Reply #297 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 16:47 »

I won't. Because I'll eat all the candy before it gets mailed.

What. Cadbury mini eggs and jelly beans are the shit, shut up.

Papersatan · « **Reply #298 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 17:51 »

in Canada they have mini eggs with pop rocks in them. Popping chocolate is my second favorite candy, after mini eggs. Canada wants me to have its babies. I will.

Lines · « **Reply #299 on:** 12 Mar 2011, 18:15 »

Whut. That sounds amazing.

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