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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #50 on: 04 Dec 2010, 07:18 »

My avatar is wearing a Christmas hat but it is a notional Christmas hat which exists only in a limnal semiotic space outside the topographical bounding of the image.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #51 on: 04 Dec 2010, 10:11 »

How about some Xmas lights wired to play 'Raining Blood'?
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #52 on: 04 Dec 2010, 21:48 »

I got my tree today! We're adding more ornaments tomorrow but it looked silly with just lights so I added some shinys.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #53 on: 04 Dec 2010, 21:51 »


My boyfriend (pictured) bought me the prettiest Christmas tree in Alaska. The other room mates keep trying to move the ornaments around but it's MY TREE. They just get to have presents put under it.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #54 on: 04 Dec 2010, 22:06 »

Apparently while your boyfriend had his back turned somebody got a teleport lock on your Christmas tree.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #55 on: 04 Dec 2010, 22:17 »

Shopped.  I can tell by some of the pixels...
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #56 on: 04 Dec 2010, 22:27 »

I can tell from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #57 on: 04 Dec 2010, 22:39 »

I've seen quite a few shops in my time too but none of them sold a Christmas tree like that.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #58 on: 04 Dec 2010, 22:49 »

They do thangs different in Alaska
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #59 on: 04 Dec 2010, 23:10 »

It's not shopped! My camera is just shit in low light. Also, maybe I may have been a slight bit inebriated during the photographing. Do I really need to take a pic with the lights off to prove it to you people?
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #60 on: 04 Dec 2010, 23:54 »

I was absolutely kidding.  I assume everyone else was, too.  The tree just looks kind of shiny and distinct from everything else around it (it is a pretty tree!).

Also, maybe I may have been a slight bit inebriated during the photographing.
Related to the gigantic bong in the background?
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #61 on: 04 Dec 2010, 23:56 »

Shhhh we convinced my parents it's a lamp.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #62 on: 06 Dec 2010, 19:29 »

Tonight my girlfriend and I got a new fake tree for my family.  Soon it shall be up, but that also means we will have to get rid of my old, broken chair.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #63 on: 06 Dec 2010, 19:43 »

Writing Christmas and listening to Christmas music yaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #64 on: 07 Dec 2010, 05:04 »

Just writing the word over and over again.
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas.
Christmas? Christmas!
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #65 on: 07 Dec 2010, 06:10 »

Christmasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #66 on: 07 Dec 2010, 06:50 »

christmas cards*











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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #67 on: 07 Dec 2010, 07:35 »

I have been making Christmas cards but they are not really cards because they are basically just one sided (well two sided but not a little opening card, just a rectangle of card). It was about 20 times cheaper than buying little cards from Paperchase. I know it would have been 200 times cheaper to buy card from a less expensive craft shop but something about Paperchase just drags me in and forces me to buy against my will.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #68 on: 07 Dec 2010, 10:25 »

makin' paper snowflakes
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #69 on: 07 Dec 2010, 12:17 »

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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #70 on: 10 Dec 2010, 17:54 »

i didn't have time to anticipate christmas due to FINALS
but now i am home!
we have an undecorated tree and no lights out front but i found creepy santa
and my hat
and some deliciousness
and the office and community last night were awesome
i like this time of year you guys


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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #71 on: 10 Dec 2010, 19:12 »

anna you just seemed to be stoked to be back in yr hipster haven lair
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #72 on: 10 Dec 2010, 20:52 »

i'm gonna go get my jason munn-designed stars poster framed next week

also i'm wearing flannel
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« Reply #73 on: 10 Dec 2010, 21:05 »

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« Reply #74 on: 10 Dec 2010, 21:58 »

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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #75 on: 23 Dec 2010, 00:21 »

Guys I got Earth(the book) it is so ace.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #76 on: 23 Dec 2010, 00:27 »

might've just started my xmas shopping

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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #77 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:00 »

I've got one thing left to get, and it's been a bitch to find a good one.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #78 on: 23 Dec 2010, 01:14 »

I'm done with my Christmas shopping, which is good because I now have like, a dollar to my name. I got my Dad a Miles Davis cd (The Complete Birth of Cool) and I got my stepmum got the new Stephen Fry book and the new Susan Boyle album. My mum got the new Keith Urban album and I got my brother the Cyanide and Happiness book (because his Party-Cat shirt hasn't come in the mail in time). My girlfriend got season 6 of House. I feel a bit bad because under our tree are like, three presents for me but then she earns more than I do and I'll try and buy her something nice with the pay cheque I get next week.

I really like Christmas.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #79 on: 23 Dec 2010, 16:05 »

I really like Christmas too!
I had a few years of not liking it in the teenage spirit but it is okay now. Also all my presents might actually be something I want this year because I told people what I wanted for once!
I went a bit crazy buying presents for everyone too.
My grandparents I got a dozen French macarons, a nice picture frame, and a lovely print of a bird with a sewing machine for my quilting Nan. My mother I bought a bunch of lovely Japanese quilting fabrics and some 'handmade with love' tags, as well as a picture frame and a pretty watercolour that says 'slow down.' I also got her some Christmas ornaments and I think some more little things that I can't remember. For my brother I got a Threadless shirt and a game for his Xbox. For his baby I got a Threadless shirt! For my Dad and his partner I got some macaroons as well and I will buy them a nice wine this afternoon. They don't go in much for presents. For my boyfriend's parents we got a nice wine decanter and a CD as well as more macaroons.
For my boyfriend I got like, a million things because it is his birthday three days after Christmas as well but I won't write them here just in case.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #80 on: 23 Dec 2010, 16:26 »

It is Christmas tomorrow and then there is another one the day after in Britain and then there is a second Christmas in Norway!
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #81 on: 25 Dec 2010, 17:33 »

Update: I got my boyfriend a Diana Mini lomo camera and he got me an awesome old heavy-ass vintage camera. Christmas theme!
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #82 on: 25 Dec 2010, 18:12 »

http://www.box.net/shared/jjlpp1jrjt

excuse the poor guitaring, i was lazy and i like the singing better...
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #83 on: 25 Dec 2010, 18:56 »

Anna Anna Anna Oh!

(that was purdy good)
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #84 on: 25 Dec 2010, 18:56 »

I liked it, poor guitaring and all.

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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #85 on: 25 Dec 2010, 19:44 »

I'm pretty sure this is an ok place to tell you all bout what I got this most festive of days.

I got; socks and underwear from my mom (really need some new ones and I get them every year any way); a grand total of about $325 or so from my family; a Chewbacca plush that makes noise when you squeeze it, a Red Wings Osgood jersey, an ice tray to make ice shot glasses, and two tickets to see a Red Wings game from my girlfriend; one of those Millenium Falcon hovercraft/captor things; and Stadium Arcadium and Hellboy: Masks and Monsters from Santa*

My niece made out like a little bandit.  Of course when she got socks she stuck her tongue out at them.  It was adorable and I should have a video featuring it soon.

*By Santa I mean I bought it, wrapped it up, and said that Santa got it for me.  A long standing family tradition
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #86 on: 26 Dec 2010, 08:11 »

I got a Kitchen Aid stand mixer and a Wii Fit, because balance in life is important. How many hours of Wii will I have to do to balance out all the things I'm going to bake now??
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« Reply #87 on: 26 Dec 2010, 08:25 »

Anna that is so awesome!
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #88 on: 26 Dec 2010, 10:05 »

My girlfriend's family all bought me presents! I feel horrible! I didn't buy anybody anything  :psyduck:

I got some thermal underwear and a bath bomb and a t-shirt with a plaid maple leaf on it and a Hickory Farms sausage!

We had a 22lb turkey and broccoli casserole and two types of stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy and brussel sprouts and peas and carrots and dinner rolls and it was all amazing and delicious and nobody got drunk or yelled at anybody or said anything extremely racist and we played board games and went tobogganing and drank hot chocolate and listened to the Charlie Brown Xmas soundtrack.

Meanwhile I Skyped with my actual family on Xmas Eve and after keeping me waiting around for an hour basically the first thing they said to me is that I've gained weight.

I don't want to go back
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #89 on: 26 Dec 2010, 10:12 »

guys my sister got me a hookah while she was frolicking around in istanbul recently.

i am so stoked.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #90 on: 26 Dec 2010, 11:53 »

Update: I got my boyfriend a Diana Mini lomo camera and he got me an awesome old heavy-ass vintage camera. Christmas theme!

I got my wife a Sony Alpha A33 to replace her Konica-Minolta Dimage A2.  The Dimage was fine in most ways, but the piss-poor focussing spoils the experience of using it.
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« Reply #91 on: 26 Dec 2010, 12:43 »

I got some thermal underwear and a bath bomb and a t-shirt with a plaid maple leaf on it and a Hickory Farms sausage!

Hickory Farms sausage is the best fucking gift.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #92 on: 26 Dec 2010, 14:17 »

I had to work on Christmas Eve instead of going to see my Dad's side of the family which is one of the only things I look forward to for Christmas. After work my girlfriend and I, instead of going home to clean up the flat to have it ready for when her parents came over on Christmas Day had to go pick up our very very drunk friend from the city and take him home to San Souci ('bout an hour there and back) because he'd been drinking solidy for a couple of hours and was at risk of running into traffic or getting in a fight or something.
My brother had a seizure on Christmas morning so I spent most of that day at the hospital with my mum and dad watching them fight over petty bullshit while my brother complained about how shit epilepsy is (totally justified). Then I when I took my brother back to my Dad's place (he was going to stay there that night anyway), my dad takes me aside to tell me that I'm fat and that he and my step mum are worried about my weight. Which was lovely.
On Boxing Day I hung out at home with my new presents (comfy pyjamas, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 and Donkey Kong Country Returns) while my girlfriend went shopping with her mum. Then we went to her parents place for dinner which was pretty good but always uncomfortable because I hate her mum and her brother.

Thinking of going on holiday for Christmas next year so I don't have to bother with the whole thing. Now I'm off to work and it's raining. Yay.
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #93 on: 26 Dec 2010, 19:57 »

I'm pretty sure this is an ok place to tell you all bout what I got this most festive of days.

I got; socks and underwear from my mom (really need some new ones and I get them every year any way); a grand total of about $325 or so from my family; a Chewbacca plush that makes noise when you squeeze it, a Red Wings Osgood jersey, an ice tray to make ice shot glasses, and two tickets to see a Red Wings game from my girlfriend;
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I was all okay until I saw "Red Wings" in the same paragraph as "gift". That's not a "gift" in my household, that's a curse.

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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #94 on: 26 Dec 2010, 21:02 »

my dad takes me aside to tell me that I'm fat and that he and my step mum are worried about my weight. Which was lovely.

Family tells you you're fat on Xmas high-five

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« Reply #95 on: 26 Dec 2010, 21:08 »

More like XL-mas, right?
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Re: i don't care if you like jebus or not
« Reply #96 on: 26 Dec 2010, 21:09 »

I was all okay until I saw "Red Wings" in the same paragraph as "gift". That's not a "gift" in my household, that's a curse.

Boy, you best not bad mouth the wings
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« Reply #97 on: 26 Dec 2010, 22:08 »

I was all okay until I saw "Red Wings" in the same paragraph as "gift". That's not a "gift" in my household, that's a curse.

Boy, you best not bad mouth the wings

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« Reply #98 on: 26 Dec 2010, 22:20 »

i skyped with my family again today and they did not call me fat but they did tell me that i was way too skinny and seemed truly legitimately disgusted with the salad i was eating whilst chatting over webcam so i don't know if it's similar but i was pretty annoyed too, if that counts
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« Reply #99 on: 26 Dec 2010, 22:37 »

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