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Author Topic: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines  (Read 21731 times)

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #50 on: 29 Dec 2010, 23:07 »
Baby, you remind me of Psyduck, because  the sight of you, like Psyduck, makes me think of horrible fanfiction-related perversity.

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #51 on: 29 Dec 2010, 23:11 »
Babe, you're like a pokemon, in that I'd like to touch you with my (poke-)balls.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #52 on: 29 Dec 2010, 23:23 »
hey baby, wanna see my psyduck? ha ha. see it's tattooed onto my penis, and when it's erect it evolves into golduck. where are you going
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #53 on: 30 Dec 2010, 06:13 »
bby, I choose you.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #54 on: 30 Dec 2010, 06:20 »
Does this smell like chloroform? No? Shit, hold on a sec...

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #55 on: 30 Dec 2010, 10:24 »
Baby, was your daddy a Republican congressman because I think I blew him in an airport bathroom
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #56 on: 30 Dec 2010, 10:34 »
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #57 on: 30 Dec 2010, 11:32 »
Quote from: David_Dovey on 30 Dec 2010, 10:24
Baby, was your daddy a Republican congressman because I think I blew him in an airport bathroom

Yes.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #58 on: 30 Dec 2010, 11:32 »
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Man, now you got me thinking about a THUNDERDOME thread/area where condemned boarders go to have a post-off, then we have a poll and the loser is banned.

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #59 on: 30 Dec 2010, 13:17 »
Quote from: scarred on 30 Dec 2010, 06:13
bby, I choose you.


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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #60 on: 30 Dec 2010, 18:16 »
"For a fat lass, you don't sweat much."
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #61 on: 30 Dec 2010, 18:51 »
"You must be an angel, because I can hear Lucifer screaming your name from the bowels of Hell."
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #62 on: 30 Dec 2010, 19:08 »
You could have what I like most in women, my penis.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #63 on: 30 Dec 2010, 19:21 »
"girl you smell good, did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqL-mA_rXDA
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #64 on: 30 Dec 2010, 20:08 »
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #65 on: 01 Jan 2011, 09:00 »
so...how many fingers fit?
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #66 on: 01 Jan 2011, 16:41 »
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #67 on: 01 Jan 2011, 17:04 »
What the fuck is that avatar

Don't have that avatar man

Don't do it
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #68 on: 01 Jan 2011, 17:17 »
This thread started off kinda funny in an ironic way. Then it just got a bit horrible. I judge it thus.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #69 on: 01 Jan 2011, 18:08 »
I think that was always its aim, and it has apparently succeeded with aplomb.

Quote from: axerton on 01 Jan 2011, 09:00
so...how many fingers fit?
A dude actually said this at a New Years party we were at. Just... just let your imagination do the rest.
« Last Edit: 01 Jan 2011, 18:11 by Graphite »
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #70 on: 01 Jan 2011, 18:18 »
Man this thread was supposed to be awesome and funny people were supposed to come up with jokes and instead there's a lot of really really bad posts in here and it's making it so much harder for me to try to hold on to my attempts at being a better/cooler/respectful/responsible boarder in 2011 like come on guys can't we have awesome threads?
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #71 on: 01 Jan 2011, 18:57 »
Han & I were talking shit the other day and realised that some variation of "Wow, you're so beautiful, but you'd look better with some colour in you" has probably been used at some point by a non-white dude as a pickup line.
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Re: Thread Where We Make Up Horribly Offensive Pick Up Lines
« Reply #72 on: 01 Jan 2011, 20:11 »
I sure fucking hope so
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
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