Topic: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography (Read 39649 times)

pwhodges · « **Reply #50 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 05:29 »

"Mediocrity - promise unfulfilled"

McTaggart · « **Reply #51 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 05:40 »

Not How I'd Write An Autobiography - Things I should have done better the first time around.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #52 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 06:37 »

Hey, you know, that wasn't half bad

sean · « **Reply #53 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 09:54 »

This Was Supposed To Be A Biography But I Wound Up Repressing The Majority Of My Memories

Dollface · « **Reply #54 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 10:59 »

You can piss on the floor but try to shit on the ceiling. by Dollface

JD · « **Reply #55 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 11:45 »

What The Fuck Am I Doing

Barmymoo · « **Reply #56 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 11:59 »

The Shortest Biography Ever - The Tale of the Girl with Mild Memory Loss

Katherine · « **Reply #57 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 14:21 »

Alzheimer's Runs in My Family So This Is Really More For Future Me Than Current You

allison · « **Reply #58 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 14:33 »

No Attention Span: Confessions of an Internet Addict

Johnny C · « **Reply #59 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 17:34 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15

Fucking hell you guys are downers

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #60 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 19:27 »

"I Didn't Think it Would Fit: The Story of Stick and Stone"

jwhouk · « **Reply #61 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 19:49 »

Border War: How I Survived the 2010 NFC Championship Game

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #62 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 22:37 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 23:15

Fucking hell you guys are downers

Hey, I'm happy with my life as it is and the book will be a brilliant read. I'm just not prepared to engage in false advertising to fund my further adventures in doing things that other people have done, half as well.

sean · « **Reply #63 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 01:01 »

Oh My God What Is Happening To Me Right Now: The Memiors And Experiences Of You! You Better Not Be Sober!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #64 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 10:18 »

A Dual Major in Freaking Out and Fucking Up

sean · « **Reply #65 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 12:29 »

Everyone I Know Is A Goddamn Hipster: A Sean Kimiecik Story

Patrick · « **Reply #66 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 12:55 »

Sean I feel like you'd have to share the main title and make it a series with the rest of us.

valley_parade · « **Reply #67 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 13:19 »

It's Like He's Not Even Trying Anymore: The Shane Bua Story

Liz · « **Reply #68 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 13:25 »

That Girl That Did Some Stuff: You Probably Don't Care

scarred · « **Reply #69 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 13:34 »

An Aimless Life

Lines · « **Reply #70 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 13:34 »

Liz, ours should be shelved next to each other. Just to add to the confusion.

whom · « **Reply #71 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 14:25 »

The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #72 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 20:20 »

The Cat Fish Knew Too Much And Other Such Silly Stories from my Journeys Through the South

JD · « **Reply #73 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 20:56 »

Neckbeard: A Journey Of Minor Proportions

Kugai · « **Reply #74 on:** 18 Jan 2011, 21:22 »

Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25

The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Patrick · « **Reply #75 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 00:58 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Jan 2011, 21:22

Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Nah man I figured that was Marius, he's the dickhead who would've left France and let all his friends die in the Revolution. He's also the one what got shot, too.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #76 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 01:29 »

Blissfully Irresponsible and Totally Getting Away With It: A Young Middle-Class White American Man Tells All

squawk · « **Reply #77 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 02:31 »

a documentation of just how much fucking time you can squander away if you tried

Lummer · « **Reply #78 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 03:06 »

Inter-species fellatio and other things I'm kind of cool with not having tried, now that I look back.

Inlander · « **Reply #79 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 03:11 »

A Life Lived For Tomorrow; or, Adventures in the Noble Art of Procrastination.

pwhodges · « **Reply #80 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 04:17 »

Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Lummer · « **Reply #81 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 04:39 »

"Most of the titles won't fit on the spine: A Tale of being the lone voice of reason in a virtual madhouse"

ibrahimdelil · « **Reply #82 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 04:40 »

Inlander · « **Reply #83 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 05:30 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17

Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Speak for yourself, my book's going to have a spine an inch thick.

Triple-spaced, fifteen lines a page, y'see.

michaelicious · « **Reply #84 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 06:03 »

Quote from: Kugai on 18 Jan 2011, 21:22

Quote from: whom on 18 Jan 2011, 14:25
The Girl Who Destroyed the World Through Sheer Clumsiness

I'm sorry, Cosette has that one copywriten.

Fictional characters can't copyright titles. Neither can real people.

valley_parade · « **Reply #85 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 07:05 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17

Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Oh, no. The spine of mine will just read "blaaaaaaugh".

Patrick · « **Reply #86 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 07:29 »

D'you think he died while carving it?

valley_parade · « **Reply #87 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 08:06 »

Quote from: Patrick on 19 Jan 2011, 07:29

D'you think he died while carving it?

That's arrrgh, at the back of the throat.

This is "bluauuuugh this guy's life is boring".

Christophe · « **Reply #88 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 09:27 »

A Long Walk for Little Water: Christophe's Pithy Attempts At Jokemaking

Patrick · « **Reply #89 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 10:19 »

Christophe: Power Bottom

JD · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 11:50 »

Why Does it Hurt When I Pee: The Dski Story

Christophe · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 13:06 »

Patrick: Light Top

Johnny C · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 14:09 »

Quote from: ibrahimdelil on 19 Jan 2011, 04:40

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YES, PERFECT

come on everyone, start taking this shit to the next level

Avec · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 18:10 »

Over-Analyzing in Pseudo-Esoteric Entourages

David_Dovey · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 18:15 »

I was gonna make an img but my Photoshop has decided to just die dead so Imma have to go old-school on a bitch:

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, sex, you guys. Sex! Seeeeeexxx

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 18:39 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 19 Jan 2011, 04:17

Most of these titles won't fit on the spine....

Mine will just feature an arrow pointing to the front of the book.

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 21:39 »

Zach's Feeble Attempts to Live Life as a Decent Human Being

tania · « **Reply #97 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 21:58 »

i still haven't figured out how to make gimp work on my dumb computer, but if anyone wants to do mine using this photo you'll make me the happiest tania in the whole wide world

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #98 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 22:26 »

I couldn't decide so I made three:

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #99 on:** 19 Jan 2011, 22:41 »

also, Tania, this is for you:

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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Zingoleb