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[Omega Entity]

Though - a quick reference back to corseting once more - there are  some people who have tight-laced so much and for so long that their bodies can no longer support themselves! They literally have to wear a corset full-time, because their waist is so thin that their muscles have atrophied away.

Fix'd.

*runs*

[nobo]

Her waist is what does it for me. I remember hearing when I was younger that if a woman had Barbie's measurements, she wouldn't be able to hold up her upper body and she'd basically topple over/fold in half.

I remember reading/hearing about the history of barbie and why the toy is made the way it is. The original barbie dolls were made so that little girls could practice their sewing and tailoring. The narrow bodies on the dolls were to accommodate the parts of the fabric that folded over and were sewn (I have no idea what the technical term for this is). If the barbie dolls were made proportionally, then the handmade clothing would make them look bulky.

[Zingoleb]

Though - a quick reference back to corseting once more - there are  some people who have tight-laced so much and for so long that their bodies can no longer support themselves! They literally have to wear a corset full-time, because their waist is so thin that their muscles have atrophied away.

Fix'd.

*runs*

Whoops! Thanks for the catch.

[Blue Kitty]

[nekowafer]

[TinPenguin]

[BeoPuppy]

[Orbert]

WOLOLO

I have no idea what that means or why what happens is supposed to be funny.

[LTK]

Clearly you've never played Age of Empires.

[bainidhe_dub]

The short-haired girl got changed from a "blue shirt" to a "red shirt" so she became the other girl's enemy. The priest dude is from Age of Empires (apparently), where they do just that - convert someone from the other side to their team - and they make a noise like WOLOLO when they do the spell.

[snalin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28HqlCBYgs&feature=related

[Mr. Doctor]

Hhahahah those AoE's jokes never get old. Although that 10 hours video would have been WAY better if it said:
WOLOLO AIO AIO WOLOLO AIO AIO.... etc. It sounds complete that way.

[Sorflakne]

That sound...still gives me nightmares.

Catapults...cataphracts...ballista towers...juggernauts...nothing in AoE scared me more than a couple priests.

[Carl-E]

I honestly can't decide which of these is more frightening. 

I'm leaning towards mister vinyl codpiece, though. 

[Zingoleb]

Definitely the first one. I see that second type walking around here all the time. I'm inured.

[ackblom12]

The 2nd one is sexy in a crust punk FUCK DA POLICE kinda way. The first one is a man and I'm just not interested in his bits.

[DrPhibes]

[pwhodges]

The way we were
(warning: contains mild sexism, racism, classism, snobbery...)

A lot of it is uncomfortably familiar to me!

[Orbert]

Clearly you've never played Age of Empires.

Correct!

The short-haired girl got changed from a "blue shirt" to a "red shirt" so she became the other girl's enemy. The priest dude is from Age of Empires (apparently), where they do just that - convert someone from the other side to their team - and they make a noise like WOLOLO when they do the spell.

Thanks.  I figured it was something like that.

[Blue Kitty]

Definitely the first one. I see that second type walking around here all the time. I'm inured.

The 2nd one is sexy in a crust punk FUCK DA POLICE kinda way. The first one is a man and I'm just not interested in his bits.

The second one is a picture of 80's Punk Storm from X-men

[Jace]

Definitely the first one. I see that second type walking around here all the time. I'm inured.

The 2nd one is sexy in a crust punk FUCK DA POLICE kinda way. The first one is a man and I'm just not interested in his bits.

The second one is a picture of 80's Punk Storm from X-men

That was when Storm left the X-Men and led the Morlocks for a while.

[Zingoleb]

[ackblom12]

I'm not even absolutely sure who exactly is being insulted here, but it's so out there it's fantastic.

[benji]

According to whoever made that chart, apparently the Nazi party is preferable to fascism in general. Also, monarchy is more freeing then mainline Republican conservative ideology.

[lepetitfromage]

Zing- I fucking love that ridiculous pillow spinning cat. Thank you for posting it and reminding me how awesome it is.



I always look forward to your posts in here.

[Barmymoo]

Wait what. Christianity is more far right than the tea party? Are they perhaps confusing Christianity with... the tea party?

[nekowafer]

(click to show/hide)

[LTK]

I know this is the Pointless Thread, so NSFW things are sometimes a given, but... fuck! A bit of warning, will you?

[Jimor]

Extreme Carnival Ride from Russia (the article erroneously calls it a roller coaster)

[The Seldom Killer]

Barmy - To be fair, America doesn't really do the Richard Coles sort of Chritianity. If I were a Christian, his would probably be the only church I would go to.

[nekowafer]

LTK/others: Sorry! I was too eager to share the horribleness.

[Zingoleb]

that graph was beautiful. my house mate can't stop laughing at it







(so many uses)

[Barmymoo]

Where do you FIND these pictures? Love the cat blessing one.

I hadn't heard of Richard Coles, he sounds cool. But to be honest I have yet to meet any batshit crazy Christians in the UK at all, rational left-leaning Christianity is the norm here rather than the exception as it seems to be in the US.

[LTK]

That bear has got mad skills. Mad. Skills.

[Akima]

Wait what. Christianity is more far right than the tea party? Are they perhaps confusing Christianity with... the tea party?

Are they perhaps confusing Christianity with a political philosophy/movement?

[benji]

They certainly seem to be unaware that there are Christians who are alligned with every political stance they mention.

[LTK]

The way you read that picture is "Left: What the author believes is bad" and "Right: What the author believes is good".

[Carl-E]

Yeah, that was made obvious by the little logos at the bottom.  Note how there's no sense of center, and no "far right", because the author's so far right there's no one out past them. 

[BeoPuppy]

[Akima]

They certainly seem to be unaware that there are Christians who are alligned with every political stance they mention.

Curiously, in this week's issue of The Economist, an article on Evangelical voters in the USA.

[Blue Kitty]

[Lines]

I would swear this was my former roommates' kitten if it weren't for the markings. She used to do this exact same thing and it was hilarious.

[Zingoleb]

Where do you FIND these pictures? Love the cat blessing one.

I was trying to  find a gif of Jenna Marbles telling you to google cats and lol forever, but instead I found this:

AN OPEN LETTER
TO THE GENTLEMAN
BLOW-DRYING HIS BALLS
IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM.

May 27, 2011

- - - -

Dear gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room,

You’re actually doing it. I mean, we’ve all dreamt of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club. Some of us will do it in private in our homes, or in a hotel room using a hairdryer a stranger might have just used to style their hair for that big business meeting in Denver. But not you. You are not confined to such social norms, norms that usually keep flapping, flag-like balls out of my eyes.

Does the courage to do this in public come with age? Perhaps it’s something a young man like me can’t understand. But you, you are on in years; gray and spotted like a ham in a paintball fight. Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy. Maybe you’ve been building up to this day your whole life and I’m witnessing the birth of a phoenix. You are no longer a man that blow-dries his balls in secret. You have transcended that station and now fall into an elite group of Spartans that blow-dry their balls wherever they God damn please. If caterpillars emerged from their cocoons as butterflies with heavy, sagging testicles I’d imagine they’d feel the same as you might right now.

Maybe you’re making up for the fact that you no longer have any hair on your head that requires blow-drying. Is grabbing a hairdryer a rote, preening response from your earlier years when you and your majestic mane would say things like, “bees knees” to fresh-faced nurses at the pool hall while discussing the Teapot Dome scandal? Did they have hairdryers back then? I think my ability to correctly recall history is being affected by the sight of your twin sperm fountains.

I especially appreciate the way you’ve got one leg up on the counter. Not only does this allow the hot jet stream of air a more direct passage to your gene-carrying duffle bag, it also gives me an intrusive view to the white fields of pubis covering your taint and beyond. It almost makes me think of Santa Claus, but I was not sexually abused by Kris Kringle as a child. Speaking of Christmas, were the Adidas soccer sandals you use as shower shoes a gift from a grandchild?

Your actions disturb and inspire, and I can’t look away. I’m either swelling with physical repulsion or the joy a parent feels watching their child take their first steps. Only in this case the child is an 84-year-old man with a hairdryer aimed at his balls. Whatever the case, you’re an exemplar of bravery. So, please, shine on you withering diamond.

Thanks!
Ross Beeley

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[Omega Entity]

[BeoPuppy]

[pwhodges]

Shame they can't spell enrol(l)ment.

[Welu]

(so many uses)

I will laugh at this forever.

[pwhodges]

Watch people buying books

[Mr. Doctor]

Aw yeah library voyeurism really turns me on.

[Zingoleb]

I will laugh at this forever.

Whenever I see it I end up putting my own paws hands together and doing it along with it.

Yesterday on the bus there was a woman across from me reading The Male Brain, and next to her was a 35-year-old man who stilled was trying to be a 90's teenager reading the game. He tried to hit on me, doing bizarre things with his eyebrows. I laughed at him, shook my head, and went back to my book, leaving him rather disgruntled and whatnot. I liked the juxtaposition of those two next to one another, though.