Topic: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN (Read 992658 times)

Jimor · « **Reply #1650 on:** 31 Aug 2012, 01:40 »

I've seen a couple of those gigapixel photos before, amazing stuff. But your post reminded me of this. A unique view of the film Bladerunner with all the frames laid out as a 60,000 x 60,000 pixel image.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #1651 on:** 31 Aug 2012, 14:28 »

Carl-E · « **Reply #1652 on:** 31 Aug 2012, 18:50 »

I'm sorry, but that laughing cow is just plain cheesy.

Redball · « **Reply #1653 on:** 31 Aug 2012, 19:01 »

Confession: It took the live-in of a dairy farmer friend at a rural happy hour tonight to tell me the cow was photoshopped.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #1654 on:** 01 Sep 2012, 08:58 »

Bwahaha. Great find.

Redball, of course the cow is photoshopped, it's a huge red head floating above the ground. No, seriously, do you know the farmer in question, and in that case I'm more interested in knowing how the horse got stuck there.

Redball · « **Reply #1655 on:** 01 Sep 2012, 09:04 »

I came to the conclusion that either the horse or the bars were photoshopped as well. No idea where the image came from. Perhaps the French company that makes the cheese. I questioned on FB if it would be French humor for the cow to laugh at the expense of the horse.

Carl-E · « **Reply #1656 on:** 01 Sep 2012, 10:00 »

No, that horse is legit stuck, you can tell by the hoof marks at the rear, where it's been trying to step through. It probably put its head through, and the torso followed at an angle, with some serious horsepower behind it...

I've dealt with large dogs in similar situations, it's amazing what they can get stuck in.

Redball · « **Reply #1657 on:** 01 Sep 2012, 10:46 »

Well, I did wonder about the missing grass around its hooves.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1658 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 17:05 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1659 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 19:35 »

Carl-E · « **Reply #1660 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 20:21 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 03 Sep 2012, 17:05

<img>Horrible boating experience</img>

That loaded very slowly, and so It went frame-by-frame from funny (she lost her glasses) to awful (she lost her lunch) to horrifying (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CAPTAIN AHAB?) in a way that you don't really notice when it runs full speed.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1661 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 20:58 »

I didn't see anyone upchuck in that video... and that was after watching the actual one with a slow-mo repeat here.

Carl-E · « **Reply #1662 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 21:43 »

The center girl, after losing her sunglasses, sends lunch down behind the yellow bikini girl, into the seat.

It loaded really slowly.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1663 on:** 03 Sep 2012, 21:56 »

I watched the slow-mo repeatedly at that point, looking for it. None there that I see, though she's doubled over the seat for a second.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #1664 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 03:39 »

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1665 on:** 04 Sep 2012, 04:36 »

17 Euphemisms for sex from the 1800's.

http://journals.lww.com/academicmedicine/fulltext/2009/02000/the_pornographic_anatomy_book__the_curious_tale_of.41.aspx

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1666 on:** 06 Sep 2012, 15:24 »

valley_parade · « **Reply #1667 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 09:49 »

I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE, WHOAAAA-OOOOOOOHCRAP

LTK · « **Reply #1668 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 15:29 »

More like skidding on sunshine, by the look of it.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #1669 on:** 07 Sep 2012, 22:35 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 07 Sep 2012, 09:49

I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE, WHOAAAA-OOOOOOOHCRAP

That was utterly graceful, for some reason.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1670 on:** 09 Sep 2012, 18:41 »

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1671 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 05:23 »

Akima · « **Reply #1672 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 07:23 »

idontunderstand · « **Reply #1673 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 11:36 »

I own that box.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1674 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 14:02 »

Re: the colssal pictures at the end of last month

http://mandelwerk.com/

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1675 on:** 11 Sep 2012, 20:13 »

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #1676 on:** 12 Sep 2012, 18:49 »

Spiders on Drugs

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #1677 on:** 13 Sep 2012, 13:55 »

Old but still hilarious.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1678 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 03:45 »

Carl-E · « **Reply #1679 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 07:30 »

He must work for OSHA...

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #1680 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 11:10 »

Who else would wear a hardhat and ...labcoat?

Redball · « **Reply #1681 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 11:21 »

Who else would risk being crushed? In fact, doesn't seem suspicious that the video ended just where it did, just before we might have seen him deformed between handle and the pallet behind him?

Jace · « **Reply #1682 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 12:54 »

You can see based on the way the boxes bounce a bit that there wasn't enough momentum to continue carrying through to pinch him between and that he sticks his butt out some to keep from going in too close. I'm guessing there was also something on the other side of the pallet to stop it from crushing him.

Redball · « **Reply #1683 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 13:16 »

And I've never played with one of those, what, dollies? so I had to look hard to see how he made it swerve to give it rotation.

Akima · « **Reply #1684 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 17:27 »

In Australia they are called "pallet trucks" or "pallet trolleys". It is normal for the wheels at the handle end to have rubber tyres, while the rollers at the end of the forks are bare steel that doesn't grip the floor much, so I can imagine how he swung it round. Pallet trucks are fairly heavy, however, so I don't believe in the speed of that video, but he must be pretty beefy.

Papersatan · « **Reply #1685 on:** 18 Sep 2012, 17:49 »

We call them pallet jacks here.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1686 on:** 19 Sep 2012, 00:52 »

http://blog.thaeger.com/2012/09/18/nerdy-tv-show-descriptions/

VonKleist · « **Reply #1687 on:** 19 Sep 2012, 01:53 »

The pallet-trucks are called "ant" in german. The electrical ones with the long forks that can lift two stacks at once are called "donkey"

I operate an electrical "ant" on my mini-job and can report that they are quite maneuverable and fun to play with (when the boss isn't around).

pwhodges · « **Reply #1688 on:** 19 Sep 2012, 07:03 »

Fork-lift truck. Says what it is.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #1689 on:** 19 Sep 2012, 12:57 »

The thing with those pallets and jacks, is that unless you have the jack perfectly lined up, it'll usually hit one of the support bits inside. So, it'll go in, but not all the way in enough to squish the guy standing on it. Those jacks can also be quite heavy, so even if he was sticking his butt out (which doesn't appear to be too much the case to me), which leads me to believe that that jarred boxes are due to the points of the jack hitting the wood on the inside.

Lines · « **Reply #1690 on:** 20 Sep 2012, 06:21 »

I love the past few days of Girls With Slingshots...

nekowafer · « **Reply #1691 on:** 20 Sep 2012, 06:32 »

I love that webcomic. So silly.

Jace · « **Reply #1692 on:** 20 Sep 2012, 07:30 »

Quote from: Omega Entity on 19 Sep 2012, 12:57

Those jacks can also be quite heavy, so even if he was sticking his butt out (which doesn't appear to be too much the case to me), which leads me to believe that that jarred boxes are due to the points of the jack hitting the wood on the inside.

Yeah, I think he does bump up against them, because of the way he was standing (shoulders slightly in front of hips). But upon watching it again a couple times the initial jarring is from the jack hitting the pallet.

snalin · « **Reply #1693 on:** 20 Sep 2012, 14:15 »

Take a meme, add the anthem of 2012, and you get...

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1694 on:** 20 Sep 2012, 23:55 »

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/48507

Zingoleb · « **Reply #1695 on:** 21 Sep 2012, 00:17 »

most of those don't make sense to me. why would you make your lingo several times longer than what you're substituting it for?

LTK · « **Reply #1696 on:** 21 Sep 2012, 01:40 »

For the sake of novelty, I guess.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1697 on:** 21 Sep 2012, 08:11 »

because you should be watching Gravity Falls

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1698 on:** 24 Sep 2012, 01:20 »

http://thenewinquiry.com/blogs/marginal-utility/sade-is-punk-as-fuck/

nekowafer · « **Reply #1699 on:** 24 Sep 2012, 14:10 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN (Read 992658 times)

ackblom12

Zingoleb