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Author Topic: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)  (Read 23424 times)

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SOMEONE MOVED THE ISLAND.
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Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Sweet is a matter of taste, not size. 



....aaaaand I'll just leave that thought lie there now. 
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We can run with that pair of ....scissors later.


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The Space Shuttle had an autoland system. (/nerd)
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Really?

I mean, I bow to your nerd knowledge, but are you sure that autolanding was not added later or something?

I just vividly remember the first landing shuttles being escorted by a pair of fighters reading altitude figures aloud (presumably to help their colleague at the helm inside the shuttle) - ending with a TOUCHDOWN. IIRC in the tv footage we would only hear the voices of the pilots of the escorting jets. And the stories about how this is exceptionally tough for the pilot, because A) unlike the usual aircrafts the shuttle has no reserve throttle power to be used, if something goes wrong, B) the speed of a landing shuttle is something like 350 km/h (over 200 mph), way faster than, say, jet liners need (I guess the shuttle would stall if it attempted to land with an air speed of 200 km/h or thereabouts).

Of course, my memory may be affected by the fact that one the first computer games (for one of those beauties with 16 kB RAM) that a high school class mate coded was to bring a landing shuttle down.

Oh God! And now shuttles are considered outdated... But, but they are the new thing ... :cry:
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Sweet Tits doesn't appear to be living up to her name. Didn't she use to have boobs?
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I happen to think that her tits look very sweet.

I'm a bit more distracted by the fact that it certainly appears that she DOES have a tramp stamp, though. Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I don't think we've seen it before. It looks like writing just peeking out over the top of her shorts to me.
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It's probably a portrait of YB, with wings spread...
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Read the thread, already!

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
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Maybe the tattoo IS Yelling Bird -- Sweet-Tits finally having gotten tired of him -- and the foulmouthed avian w've been assuming is YB isn't. Would explain the offmodel colors on our offcolor bird.
Maybe this is YB's cousin Spike. You know, from Needles.
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Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Sweet is a matter of taste, not size. 



....aaaaand I'll just leave that thought lie there now. 
You know that proverb about the two brothers who had to grow the King some melons to prove which one was the rightful heir? And the one that grew the smallest pair won, because his were sweetest?
Toootally different perspective now...
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S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?
It's his summer plumage?

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits? I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Can I recommend a good ophthalmologist? Or is this the result of over-exposure to "Heroic Anatomy" in Marvel and DC?
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Well, it is a bit hard to actually see  them when they're under a bikini top.  But I believe the top itself is evidence of their existence! 

I know very few prepubescent boys who could fill out a bikini top that well.  Even the overweight ones. 
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Can I recommend a good ophthalmologist? Or is this the result of over-exposure to "Heroic Anatomy" in Marvel and DC?

I'll take the name of the opthammologist, but CAN you be overexposed to the "the most common superpower" too much?  (If you are a hetrosexual male, that is.)
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Read the thread, already!

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Surprising fact: D-cup and up-sized breasts aren't the norm.

Besides, bigger isn't always better; when it comes to breasts/tits/boobs/bazongas/your-favorite-slangword-for-funbags-here, anything more than a handful is a waste.
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Not to mention all of the back problems.
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...anything more than a handful is a waste.


I'd always heard "mouthfull"...


 :-D :evil: :roll: :wink: :laugh:
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FYI a panel of Hanners at Coffee of Doom appears in today's holiday strip for T. Campbell and Jason Waltrip's Quiltbag. http://www.pennyandaggie.com/index.php?p=1280
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How do they get off the island?

Two words: sea turtles.
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The Space Shuttle had an autoland system. (/nerd)
I thought that wasn't until post Columbia and even then it required an extra cable from the Ground Control Interface on the mid-deck up to the flight deck. Because if memory serves they never landed an orbiter on autopilot (as compared to Buran which landed itself just 10' off the centerline in a 30 kt crosswind).
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if memory serves they never landed an orbiter on autopilot (as compared to Buran which landed itself just 10' off the centerline in a 30 kt crosswind).
I believe that's correct.
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How do they get off the island?

Two words: sea turtles.

Might be the best way mate.


Especially now that Randy has shown up

And the Rum is gone.
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I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "I'm never drinking tequila again". 


I could pay off my bar tab...
One tequila!
Two tequila!
Three tequila!
FLOOR!
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Unfortunately for ST, the volcano only consumes virgins.

Oh? she IS?!
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At last, she and Yelling Bird agree on something.

Also, Randy can apparently fly.

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More like hover. 

The Bandicoot's out of the bottle! 
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Hey it's Randy!
If the Shame Orb and Andy show up it'll be the whole gang for a New Year's reunion.

Especially if there're some whores in that crate.
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Hurr, its Sweet-Tits, not Big-... err... you know.

And yes, my comment about landing the Space Shuttle and dying was aimed at the fact that the Space Shuttle has even higher landing speeds than a F-104 Starfighter.
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I'm pretty amazed she can get her whole hands into those shorts' pockets. They're not totally short-shorts but in my experience, pockets on shorts a couple inches above the knee are more for show than for practicality.
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Read the thread, already!

Right, but shouldn't she actually, you know, have tits?

I'm just having trouble telling her apart from a prebubescent boy.
Surprising fact: D-cup and up-sized breasts aren't the norm.

Besides, bigger isn't always better; when it comes to breasts/tits/boobs/bazongas/your-favorite-slangword-for-funbags-here, anything more than a handful is a waste.

If you can't trust movies from the 80's, who can you trust?
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I'm pretty amazed she can get her whole hands into those shorts' pockets. They're not totally short-shorts but in my experience, pockets on shorts a couple inches above the knee are more for show than for practicality.

It's easier if your hands are balled into little fists due to having to talk with Yelling Bird. 
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So she finds Randy is less pleasant to be around than Yelling Bird?

Man, S-T sets a new level for "jaded".
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No, Randy sets a new level for annoying. 

At least with YB, you know it'll be an adventure...

Sure, you'll wind up in a Turkish prison or something, but you know... Adventure!
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I don't know.. I'd still pick Randy's "Don Bluth movie sidekick"* over being stuck in a Midnight Express remake with Yelling Bird playing Randy Quaid.


*Depending on who they got to voice Randy, that is.
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What does it say about me that Randy is one of my favorite characters period?
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We've had discussions about a QC TV series, but the more likely series is one revolving aorund Randy, isnce he'd be perfect for all sorts of spinoff merchandise ie Giant Size Huggable Randy, Talking and Dancing Randy With 50 Words and Phrases etc.  Of course what would actually happen is the series would never see the light of day after the folks making the pilot actually included Yelling Bird.  Because even bleeped you can't hint that a character on a US kid's show (and to sell all that crap they'd want it aimed at kids) is swearing.
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New comic up
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What does it say about me that Randy is one of my favorite characters period?

Depends on if you said that before or after 2089.
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Nice Mass Effect reference.
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Nice Mass Effect reference.
what's the reference I don't play mass effect
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Randy = Skull-san ?
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Whats skull-san?
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javascript:void(0); Bleach reference -_-.....
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This comic is disturbing.
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