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Barmymoo:

--- Quote from: Gareth on 11 Feb 2014, 15:00 ---4. Only going to church to find a relationship
Who the fuck does that?

--- End quote ---

I spent several weeks trying to explain to my therapist why I had a serious issue with her suggestion that I attend the city's gay church. I already have a church, I enjoy the services and feel part of the community, and there is no homophobia or intolerance. Literally the only reason to go to a gay church instead would be so that I could date the congregation.

Barmymoo:
Just off to the gay supermarket to buy my groceries. I mean, I know the other supermarket sells everything I need, but I just prefer buying things from gay people.

I bank with the gay bank. Their interest rates aren't very good but at least I know I have a better chance of banging the girl who cashes my cheques.

My clothes all come from the gay shop, I like to know that other gay people have used the changing room before me.

Thrillho:
You think you got problems, you any idea how hard it is to find a bisexual butcher?

God save me I just don't like the taste of hetero pork as much.

GarandMarine:
*snicker*

BeoPuppy:
At least at the gay bank you get screwed just how you like it.

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