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Detachable Felix:

--- Quote from: Gareth on 13 Feb 2014, 03:47 ---God save me I just don't like the taste of hetero pork as much.

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I laughed for like three minutes straight at this. Punintended?


--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 13 Feb 2014, 03:38 ---Just off to the gay supermarket to buy my groceries. I mean, I know the other supermarket sells everything I need, but I just prefer buying things from gay people.

I bank with the gay bank. Their interest rates aren't very good but at least I know I have a better chance of banging the girl who cashes my cheques.

My clothes all come from the gay shop, I like to know that other gay people have used the changing room before me.

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I always hate it when people refer to marriage equality as gay marriage. I usually reply with "Tell me, did you also gay reverse-parallel-park your gay car on the side of the road? Before having gay lunch at a gay cafe?" Ugggggh.

Also, every time someone says it, all I can think of is this:
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snalin:

--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 13 Feb 2014, 03:36 --- Literally the only reason to go to a gay church instead would be so that I could date the congregation.

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You could just date one of them. The entire congregation at once seems a bit overkill.

BeoPuppy:
... unless that floats your boat. Then go for it.

Loki:
I think you are gonna need a bigger boat.

BeoPuppy:
Sure ... the LOVE BOAT!!!

*badaboom tsjjj*

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