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nekowafer:
I can't hide things in the boob area of anything because I don't have enough boob to fit anything in without it being noticeable. This gets annoying when I want to dress up but still need to carry ID and cellphone.

Lines:
Senior prom, the dress I wore had a corset-like bodice and I was fascinated by the "gap" and proceeded to shove as many cell phones and wallets I could find down my dress. (My friends gave these things to me, I didn't steal them! Also they encouraged it.) I think I got 5 or 6 cell phones, a couple of keys, and a wallet. That sounds like a lot, but not really, because it wasn't laced tightly as it had a halter, so the gap was kind of big. But it was kind of funny getting everything back OUT.

BeoPuppy:
Girlfriend of mine used to use the gap in her rubber dress to hold her beer while she lighted her cigarette. It was a sophisticated time, to be sure.

I wish I had pictures.

Lines:
That sounds AWESOME. I really wish there were pics...

Papersatan:
When I am drunk I hold drinks between my boobs. This is great in hot bars/parties/clubs. It is a convenient, cooling, logical place to store them.  Other people think it is funny and since I usually have a drink with a straw people love the novelty of drinking from a drink held this way.  Which is great, unless a group of friends finishes your drink for you while giggling about it.   
mah drink gettin' stole...

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