JEPH: Alrighty, here we are, and each one of the cast is going to very quickly and succinctly tell us one of their deepest darkest secrets, and hope that nobody judges them too harshly. Ok, go!
CRISTI: Sometimes I have to fill in on the writing duties instead of Jeph.
CAST: GASP!
CRISTI: Yeah, it's true. Usually you can tell them apart because the punchlines are less funny... you've noticed right?
CAST: (various mumbling) Who? Us? No, I certainly didn't notice any inferior punchlines! No, it's always been great, fantastic even! Don't know what you're talking about!
TAI: I listen to Baroque music.
CAST: ...
TAI: ...What?
MARTEN: Tai, that is so insanely retro that I think even hipsters have forgotten it exists.
TAI: Well, whatever. YOU listen to the Black Eyed Peas!
MARTEN: H-hey! That was supposed to be MY thing!
CAST: (horrified)
FAYE: Please tell me you don't actually like The Time (Dirty Bit).
MARTEN: Good lord no, just, you know, some of their early work.
CAST: (Marten-shaming)
JEPH: Alright, alright, Faye's turn.
FAYE: ... I don't like ice cream.
MARTEN: WHAT??
FAYE: I know, I know! I just don't like things that are cold! And ice cream is one of the coldest things you can eat!
MARIGOLD: How can you even...
SVEN: I have actually tried my hand at writing Country music during my tenure in this comic. And it is completely awful.
MARTEN: Oh go on, give us a listen.
DORA: Yeah, Sven, show us your work!
SVEN: I was afraid you'd say that.
HANNELORE: Oh, go on. It can't be THAT bad!
(One excruciating Extended Play later)
HANNELORE: I stand thoroughly corrected.
DORA: I watch My Little Pony...
TAI: Ah, c'mon, everyone does that nowadays!
DORA: ... the original series.
TAI: ...Ah. Oh.
MARIGOLD: (indicating certain body parts) Well, uh... these... they aren't
entirely real.
MARTEN: Oh yeah, we know that.
TAI: Known that for ages.
FAYE: Kind of obvious really, once you think about it.
MARIGOLD: What?? How did you already know?!
HANNELORE: Uh, well... that might have something to do with
my embarrassing secret...