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QC Captions Vol. 75
« on: 12 Aug 2012, 09:33 »

And as the U.S.S. Tai/Dora magnificently sets sail, we appropriately begin a new week. FIRST IMAGE:



ENJOY
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #1 on: 12 Aug 2012, 10:44 »

"That's, er, quite a mural on the sidewalk."
"I know, right? Raven gets a little out of hand sometimes."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #2 on: 12 Aug 2012, 10:44 »

Tai: ...How do you feel about loud, blaring dance music?

Dora: I WUB-WUB-WUB you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #3 on: 12 Aug 2012, 12:38 »

TAI: "Man, oh man, the forum is just going to shit itself inside out ... "
DORA: "I know, right? ... hey, gotten any good hate mail yet? Lemme show you some of my favorites back from the breakup arc."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #4 on: 12 Aug 2012, 12:47 »

Tai: I think we may have mixed up the Astroglide with the superglue.
Dora: That explains why I haven't been able to let go of my face for the last ten minutes...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #5 on: 12 Aug 2012, 13:18 »

Tai: Do i.. Do i taste strawberry lip gloss?
Dora: It's not mine... it's Marten's
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #6 on: 12 Aug 2012, 15:41 »

Tai: "Wow, for a first kiss, that was one hell of an assgrab!"
Dora: "Yeah...wait...."
*cue Pintsize giggling offpanel*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #7 on: 12 Aug 2012, 20:23 »

Tai: Hey, um... do you like dressing up in Victorian clothing?
Dora: ...I suppose so, why?
Tai: Oh, no reason...

(LATER, AT THE LIBRARY)

Momo: What do you need my USB compatibility for?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #8 on: 12 Aug 2012, 23:01 »

Dora: "So, about this Victorian-Era pornography, did they have any where (trails off into near-inaudible whispering)...?"
Tai: "Wow... you REALLY like that sort of stuff? My knowledge of one series is how I got into the library position in the first place! Volumes 4 through 17 have illustrations!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #9 on: 13 Aug 2012, 04:39 »

Tai:  "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."

Dora:  "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #10 on: 13 Aug 2012, 05:33 »

I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #11 on: 13 Aug 2012, 05:48 »


TAI: Wow, this just feels so weird.
DORA: I know. He said photoshop doesn't do blush gradients very well.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #12 on: 13 Aug 2012, 06:06 »

Tai: Jeez, what'll our last name be? "Hianci"? "Bibbert"?
Dora: Nah, "Reed" or "Vance". Now lemme back the U-Haul up to your dorm room so we can get your stuff.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #13 on: 13 Aug 2012, 20:36 »

"Bianchert" is the one that I find the easiest to say. Maybe I'm just weird. :P
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #14 on: 14 Aug 2012, 03:25 »

I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
That's what the other million fanboys were doing...  :evil:
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« Reply #15 on: 14 Aug 2012, 04:04 »

I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.
That's what the other million fanboys were doing...  :evil:

"Fanboys" stopped at the first read.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #16 on: 14 Aug 2012, 04:30 »

I had to read your last word twice. I'm a little ashamed of myself. Just a little.

Don't be, that was the intent...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #17 on: 14 Aug 2012, 07:44 »

Tai:  "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."

Dora:  "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.


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« Reply #18 on: 14 Aug 2012, 07:53 »

Tai:  "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."

Dora:  "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.

Seconded.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #19 on: 14 Aug 2012, 08:47 »

I'd like to thank my wife, my mother, the Academy and everyone one else that made this possible.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #20 on: 14 Aug 2012, 12:00 »

If you replace those commas with parentheses, that sentence charges irredeemably. Gotta love grammar.

Of course,  I forgot this isn't the weirdest comic thread so the gramma(r) joke will fall flat. Oh well.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #21 on: 15 Aug 2012, 06:34 »

Well done, Border. You are now part of the ranks of the caption game people who rule.

Next image!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #22 on: 15 Aug 2012, 08:34 »

Let's see if I can keep this going.

Gabby:  "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "None of your business."

Emily:  "It's his Tai/Dora slashfic."
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« Reply #23 on: 15 Aug 2012, 09:02 »

That's going to be hard to top.
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« Reply #24 on: 15 Aug 2012, 10:37 »

If you replace those commas with parentheses, that sentence charges irredeemably. ...

Border's mother is the Academy? That's just silly.
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« Reply #25 on: 15 Aug 2012, 10:39 »

How's this?

Gabby:  "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "None of your business."

Emily:  "My resume and portfolio - he's sending it to his Mom for me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #26 on: 15 Aug 2012, 12:05 »

Tai:  "I just felt a strong disturbance in the Force."

Dora:  "Like a million lost fan fiction writers squeeling with delight - then grabbing pens?"
Winner.
Who writes fiction with a pen anymore? (or with the thing people mistook that word for ever?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #27 on: 15 Aug 2012, 12:42 »

GABBY: "All I wanna know is what's the name of the guy on second?"
MARTEN: "I don't know."
EMILY: "Third base!"
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« Reply #28 on: 15 Aug 2012, 12:54 »

(or with the thing people mistook that word for ever?)

This is the internet. Someone, somewhere, will have cum up with that idea.

Pun intended.
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« Reply #29 on: 15 Aug 2012, 14:44 »

Gabby:   "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "Nothing you need worry about."

Emily:    "It's the next six months of Plotlines."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #30 on: 15 Aug 2012, 19:43 »

Gabby: So, I'm not quite sure I understand how landing the Curiosity on Mars is going to help the human race, exactly.
Marten: Well, I'm pretty sure it's something to do with seeing if we can ever possibly sustain life there, so that if we ever do need to move off-planet due to overpopulation, we'll have a nice, relatively nearby planet to go to.
Emily: We're friends.

No wait, hang on...

Gabby: So, you looked at all the social justice posts on Tumblr, huh?
Marten: Good God, never again. Activism at its absolute worst.
Emily: We're friends.

No, wait, no, that's not right.

Gabby: I challenge you to find me a more delicious ice-cream flavour than Toffee.
Marten: White chocolate, easy.
Emily: We're friends.

No, how about...

Gabby: So, Coffee of Doom gets all its pastries from the Secret Bakery? I thought they tasted kinda familiar!
Marten: You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard that before.
Emily: We're friends.

...Damnit.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #31 on: 15 Aug 2012, 20:03 »

Let's see if I can keep this going.

Gabby:  "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "None of your business."

Emily:  "It's his Tai/Dora slashfic."
Gabby: Whats in the binder?
Marten: None of your business.
Emily: It's my Marten/Steve slashfic.
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« Reply #32 on: 15 Aug 2012, 22:51 »

Gabby:   "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "Nothing you need worry about."

Emily:    "It's the next six months of Plotlines."
Gabby:   "What's in the binder?"

Marten:  "Nothing you need worry about."

Emily:    "Banana Smoothie."
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« Reply #33 on: 16 Aug 2012, 00:17 »

Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.
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« Reply #34 on: 16 Aug 2012, 14:34 »

Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.

Awwww man.....awwww......
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« Reply #35 on: 16 Aug 2012, 17:13 »

Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.

Off-screen voice: "I'M... HAVING... FEEEEELINNGGGSS!!!!!!" (Sound of a bottle being glugged down)
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« Reply #36 on: 16 Aug 2012, 18:08 »

Gabby: Did that cactus just insult me in a Scottish accent?
Marten: Yeah. Just wait until he tries to hump the ficus tree in the corner.
Emily: I was wearing a grass skirt earlier. So now we have a date.

Off-screen voice: "I'M... HAVING... FEEEEELINNGGGSS!!!!!!" (Sound of a bottle being glugged down)

Whoa ... whoa ... whoa ... feelings?

EMILY: "There's the cutest boneless pink kitty in the breakroom sink."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #37 on: 16 Aug 2012, 21:55 »

Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?
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« Reply #38 on: 17 Aug 2012, 01:10 »

Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?

That right there is an EPIC WIN.
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« Reply #39 on: 18 Aug 2012, 03:11 »

Does it count as shipping if it's cross-species and cross-universe?

Didn't know Jeph was a Final Fantasy fan.
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« Reply #40 on: 01 Nov 2012, 21:15 »

GABBY: "What's in the binder?"
MARTEN: "What do you think? This is Massachusetts."
EMILY: "It's full of women, silly."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #41 on: 02 Nov 2012, 09:42 »

I like the idea that Romney's binders full of women were actually full of SMIF's Victorian porn
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« Reply #42 on: 02 Nov 2012, 10:03 »

Oh, so this 'binders' thing is about the US election? Right, could someone explain it a bit more then, since all I know about the candidates is that (edit by moderator: political remarks that were too well written to simply delete, so I'm starting a thread in Discuss)
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« Reply #43 on: 02 Nov 2012, 10:56 »

From the LA Times:
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Romney, during his debate with President Obama at Hofstra University in New York, recalled that when he assembled his Cabinet when he was governor of Massachusetts "we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our Cabinet.

"I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #44 on: 02 Nov 2012, 11:26 »

I just was wondering if they were three-hole-punched or not.   




God, now that I've said it, that really sounds awful. 
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« Reply #45 on: 02 Nov 2012, 13:16 »

And my Poppa, he said to me, "Son," he said, "You don't associate yourself with no loose-leaf women."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #46 on: 02 Nov 2012, 13:51 »

Romney's into binding? Does he know Marten's mother?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 75
« Reply #47 on: 02 Nov 2012, 14:29 »

Well, I guess we know who they were talking about now….
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« Reply #48 on: 02 Nov 2012, 15:26 »

Romney's into binding? Does he know Marten's mother?

She prefers not to talk about it.
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« Reply #49 on: 02 Nov 2012, 17:09 »

 :laugh:
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