This is probably gibberish for those who don't know the Werewolf game the gang has been playing in #2318, but here goes:
STEVE: Marten, help! They are going to lynch me!
MARTEN: Quiet! They don't need to know that I am the other werewolf.
I hope this one does not violate the forum guidelines:
STEVE: Marten, you're my beshtest friend in the whole world!
MARTEN: Dude, is that a roll of peppermint in your pocket?
Just waiting around for updates to install on my PC, so here's another one:
STEVE: Help! Someone grabbed my butt!
MARTEN: Yeah right. Next thing you'll tell me Claire paid Cossette $20 for it.
(STEVE: But she paid only $10. I've been ripped off!)