Apologies in advance, but the muse has struck (with a sledgehammer):
STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
STEVE: I told you I was sorry about that!
MARTEN: If you were really sorry you'd have used more lube in the first place!
(If it helps, picture the rest of the cast staring in silent awe/terror {delete as applicable} trying to figure out if this is an act or not. Except Mari and Hanners who are squeeing, but quietly.)