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WCDT: 2372-2376 (28 January - 1 February 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
--- Quote from: Method of Madness on 27 Jan 2013, 18:33 ---MDBS, you're thinking of the Punisher. And WAYF..
Zeus made his sister his wife
And she would cause nothing but strife
To those Zeus would fuck
They were shit out of luck
Their punishments less swift than a knife.
--- End quote ---
I stole the joke from someone else, and it was about Batman as well. ;)
henri bemis:
A man drives past his friend's house and sees him outside in front of his tractor, dancing and slowly removing his clothes. He stops the car, gets out, and asks his friend what he's doing.
"My wife and I haven't been intimate in awhile, so we went to see a couples' therapist. He suggested I do a striptease to a tractor."
*dodges tomatoes*
WAYF:
Alright, alright, since we're clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel, here's one of my favourite lame jokes from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, season one.
GILES: I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before.
XANDER: Maybe it's a vampire bat.
I shall now join Henri in the tomato dodging. :P
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well...
only two left."
henri bemis:
WAYF - Out of Mind, Out of Sight. S1E11. I can't judge, I can only be happy.
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