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WCDT: 2372-2376 (28 January - 1 February 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread
MillionDollar Belt Sander:
The leaders of the Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force are playing golf.
After a few drinks the question came up: who had the most guts, biggest balls, the most courage.
The leader of the Marine Corps points at a passing Gunnery Sargent and shouts "YOU! RUN INTO TRAFFIC NOW!" The Gunny drops what he is doing and runs halfway across the expressway before he is hit by a bus.
The leader of the Air Force nods and says "Now watch this." He pulls out a radio, calls a jet fighter overhead and orders the pilot to point the nose at the ground and hit the afterburner, and don't pull up until ordered to do so. Seconds later the plane hits the ground full speed, killing the pilot.
The Admiral shakes his head and says "I can top that." He turns to the dock, looks high into the air and spots a seaman working aloft on an aircraft carrier.
He shouts: "YOU THERE! SEAMAN! JUMP!"
The Seaman shouts back "Sir, repeat that sir!"
The Admiral shouts again "I SAID JUMP!"
The Seaman looks down, frowns, and looks directly at the Admiral: "F*UCK YOU SIR" turns around and goes back to work.
Method of Madness:
--- Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 27 Jan 2013, 18:40 ---I stole the joke from someone else, and it was about Batman as well. ;)
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Yeah, but it would've been funnier using the Punisher, because then you could claim it was actually lighter and funnier than usual ::)
RedWolf4:
It's the last day of assassins school, and the final three students are sitting in a room, waiting for the last test. The first one, a man, is asked to take a gun, shoot the person in the next room who has commited treason, then go to the room after, not telling them the gun is filled with blanks. He does so, but comes out in the next room over balling his eyes out.
"Sir, I can't do it sir, it's my wife, I can't shoot her, I love her!"
So he fails.
The next one, another man, takes a gun and goes through, only to appear on the other side crying as well, not having shot his wife. He fails as well.
The last student is a woman. She takes her gun and goes through, and for a few minutes there isn't a sound and her instructors figure she's failed as well. Then suddenly someone screams and shot after shot rings out, followed by a long series of thumps and crashes. The woman comes out on the other side, finally, spattered in blood and gore.
"What happened?!" Ask her instructors.
"Well, some idiot filled that gun with blanks, so I had to beat my husband to death with the chair."
westrim:
What did one volcano do when the other volcano told a joke?
It erupted with laughter!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XTVZmAtu0s
WAYF:
--- Quote from: henri bemis on 27 Jan 2013, 19:11 ---WAYF - Out of Mind, Out of Sight. S1E11. I can't judge, I can only be happy.
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Correct! ;D
Incidentally, I left the forum yesterday (Australian time) and I came back this morning and suddenly everyone's making bad jokes. Is this a new trend? Make terrible jokes while waiting for a new week of QC to begin?
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