Topic: QC Captions Vol. 117 (Read 12711 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 02 Jun 2013, 15:19 »

Good day folks! Let's do it!

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ChaoSera · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 15:20 »

Faye: ... is this a drawing of my boobs?
Angus: No, it's an otter. What the hell is wrong with you?

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 15:35 »

Faye: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"?
Angus: I was stuck in a cabin all winter, what do you expect?

edit -- D'oh! No beer and no TV make Cesium something something.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 15:36 »

Pugnacious Peach: "You spent three hundred dollars on a massage?!"
Angus: "Everything is more expensive in the city."

ankhtahr · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 15:39 »

Faye: "Divorce Papers? We aren't even married?"

Angus: "One needs to be prepared for every eventuality."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 16:00 »

Faye: "I don't know if I'm up for this...."

Angus: "It won't be that bad. The ceremony will be beautiful. Winslow's really excited and Momo will make a wonderful bride."

Zebediah · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 16:08 »

Faye: "A bill for all the times we've had sex?"

Angus: "I should have warned you when we started that I'm expensive."

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 18:24 »

FAYE: "You got a signed sketch from WHO?"
ANGUS: "I couldn't quite make it out. Jacks or something. Apparently he's really popular here in the Pioneer Valley."

Carl-E · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 18:49 »

Faye: "...where did you get this picture?"
Angus: "I figured out how to log onto Pintsize's server. I guess you didn't know about the video feeds either?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 20:02 »

Faye: There's absolutely no way I could have grabbed Steve's butt this many times...
Angus: Cosette was very insistent... I suppose we could work out some kind of barter?
Faye: Yeah, no offense, sweetie, but that's an argument you definitely would lose.

DrBear · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 Jun 2013, 20:23 »

Faye: This is a bus interary ... why?
Angus: I don't know, I heard something about Jeph putting us on a bus, and then this showed up.

Loki · « **Reply #11 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 00:17 »

Angus: "...and this is the script for the rest of the comic."
Faye: "You know, Jeph really needs to get more imaginative."
Paper: "BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS "

Quote from: DrBear on 02 Jun 2013, 20:23

Faye: This is a bus interary ... why?
Angus: I don't know, I heard something about Jeph putting us on a bus, and then this showed up.

I nominate a winner.

techkid · « **Reply #12 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 04:27 »

Faye: "This script is completely ridiculous. I ain't reading this crap!"
Angus: "You think yours is bad? Try the Yelling Bird/Pintsize "revised" edition. 90 pages of nothing but butts."

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 06:32 »

Faye: "You're kidding. They want me to wear that thing MORE?"
Angus: "Hey, Jeph said we're over on your wardrobe budget, and that green dress was custom made for you."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #14 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 11:59 »

Pugnacious Peach: "You're handing me something to read? Have you EVER seen me reading?"
Angus: "Didn't you know I tried to date Penelope first?"

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 15:56 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 03 Jun 2013, 06:32

Faye: "You're kidding. They want me to wear that thing MORE?"
Angus: "Hey, Jeph said we're over on your wardrobe budget, and that green dress was custom made for you."

FAYE: "But don't they know it appears yellow on the screen? I feel like Captain Kirk or something."

Carl-E · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 16:11 »

"I'm sorry, Mr. Roddenberry, but we couldn't get all the green out of her skin."

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Menagerie_%28Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series%29

In the scene on Rigel VII, Vina actually plays the slave girl painted in green makeup and dancing for Captain Pike. During preproduction makeup tests (using Majel Barrett as a stand-in), they sent the footage out for printing and when the film returned, there was little difference. The lab thought there had been an error in colorizing and thought they should compensate. The first time this happened, they reshot the film with a darker green and sent it out again for printing. The same thing happened again, but eventually the lab was notified to make no color changes.[2]

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 16:32 »

Pugnacious Peach: "That's my birthday present? One sheet of note paper?"
Angus: "I figured you could use it to write down orders at the coffee shop."

Storel · « **Reply #18 on:** 03 Jun 2013, 16:43 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 03 Jun 2013, 16:11

"I'm sorry, Mr. Roddenberry, but we couldn't get all the green out of her skin."

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Menagerie_%28Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series%29
In the scene on Rigel VII, Vina actually plays the slave girl painted in green makeup and dancing for Captain Pike. During preproduction makeup tests (using Majel Barrett as a stand-in), they sent the footage out for printing and when the film returned, there was little difference. The lab thought there had been an error in colorizing and thought they should compensate. The first time this happened, they reshot the film with a darker green and sent it out again for printing. The same thing happened again, but eventually the lab was notified to make no color changes.[2]

The Making of Star Trek tells that story very entertainingly. Unfortunately, I can't find my copy right now, or I'd quote it for you.

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 04 Jun 2013, 04:31 »

I read the same story in a "Life in these United States" joke section of Reader's Digest, only it involved a photo lab that couldn't figure out how to color-correct a woman's snapshot of her poodle. After several attempts in which the customer returned the print to say it wasn't right, she finally included an indignant note saying she'd dyed the dog's hair green.

(Closer to home, a friend claims she knows someone who worked in a photo lab. One customer came in with a print and a negative showing her husband talking to a woman whose back was to the camera. She wanted -- you see this coming, don't you? -- the lab to flip the negative and make a print so she could see the woman's face.

My friend likes to tell stories.)

Which very indirectly leads to:

FAYE: "Huh. We really don't save that much on insurance by switching to GEICO."
ANGUS: "I know. But after you told me what you'd do if you caught me talking to Flo again ..."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #20 on:** 04 Jun 2013, 05:16 »

Red dwarf even got to parodying that sort of magic photo trickery; they were back in time and on earth somehow, and were tying to figure out who was the killer from a photograph, so they set Kryten up with a TV so they can see what he's doing while he fires up his built in copy of Photoshop 3,000,000 or whatever. The very first command they use on the grainy photo from the newspaper?
"Uncrop."

The best part is that none of tem react even slightly to Kryten literally magicking half of te photo out of nowhere and continue as if this is an everyday occurrence…

Thrudd · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 Jun 2013, 08:21 »

Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 Jun 2013, 08:34 »

Quote from: Thrudd on 04 Jun 2013, 08:21

Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.

Hey, I stole that joke first. No stealing from those who already stole it... or something like that.

Thrudd · « **Reply #23 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 07:10 »

Quote from: ChaoSera on 04 Jun 2013, 08:34

Quote from: Thrudd on 04 Jun 2013, 08:21
Faye: Why did you hand me a photocopy of Martin's butt?
Angus: No, it's an otter.
Hey, I stole that joke first. No stealing from those who already stole it... or something like that.

If we can get a few more people to repeat it then it will transform into a meme

Do you think it would have been funnier if I had replaced otter with Muskrat?

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #24 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 07:16 »

*swims by*

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jwhouk · « **Reply #25 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 07:47 »

FAYE: "I got nominated for an Eisner for THAT?"
ANGUS: "They thought the pathos of the Gibbs-slap was the funniest thing they'd seen!"

DrBear · « **Reply #26 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 07:49 »

Faye: You want this as our new BATHROOM WALLPAPER?
Angus: It's kind of ... mesmerizing.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2255

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 10:40 »

FAYE: "OK, you say this blank sheet of paper is your drawing of a cow eating grass, but I don't see any grass here."
ANGUS: "The cow ate it all."
FAYE: "I don't see any cow either."
ANGUS: "You wouldn't expect her to hang around if all the grass is gone, would you?"

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 10:42 »

ANGUS: "No, see, that's not your boobs, that's ..."
FAYE: "Oh god, not an otter one."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #29 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 10:51 »

FAYE: I'm finding this entire sequence otterly absurd.
ANGUS: Otterly isn't a word, dear.

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 11:43 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 05 Jun 2013, 10:51

FAYE: I'm finding this entire sequence otterly absurd.
ANGUS: Otterly isn't a word, dear.

Faye (clenching both fist and jaw): "It is now, asshole"

Loki · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 12:23 »

Now, lets's behave otterl.... you know what? Nevermind.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 12:36 »

Let's just nip this one in the bud shall we? NEW PANEL

Sorflakne · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 12:42 »

Claire: I'm a little disturbed at how turned on I am right now.

celticgeek · « **Reply #34 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 12:43 »

Claire: "Thank you, sir. May I please have another?"

Masterpiece · « **Reply #35 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 13:04 »

Quote from: celticgeek on 05 Jun 2013, 12:43

Claire: "Thank you, sir. May I please have another?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #36 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 13:24 »

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Zebediah · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 13:31 »

"Never, ever tell my brother about this."

DSL · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 13:40 »

CLAIRE: "Thank you, sir, may I please have an otter?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 14:59 »

The Post That Won the Thread.

"Shouldn't I be tied up for this?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 15:28 »

Quote from: DSL on 05 Jun 2013, 13:40

CLAIRE: "Thank you, sir, may I please have an otter?"

I thought of this while I was on the bus and goddamn it you beat me to it.

DSL · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 16:05 »

Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?

Spiff · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 16:18 »

Claire: "Hey...have you ever noticed that the 'Crossing the Desert' is a lot like the 'Unblinking Eye'. And it's exactly like the 'Wreck of the Hesperus'."

Pintsize: "And now, the final ordeal: the 'Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles'."

Becoming a Stonecutter will make Claire certainly more popular.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #43 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 17:28 »

Quote from: DSL on 05 Jun 2013, 16:05

Waitaminute -- forum members can be put on a bus?

I had a former employer try to throw me UNDER the bus, but he didn't realize that I actually worked as a bus-driver long ago... for realz and also metaphorically in this case. .

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #44 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 17:29 »

"I wonder if my sorority would let you join."

DrBear · « **Reply #45 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 19:51 »

Claire: Marten's mom put you up to this, didn't she?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #46 on:** 05 Jun 2013, 23:19 »

"You're really not very good at this, are you?"

TinPenguin · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Jun 2013, 00:08 »

Non-Consensual Snuggles - that's a paddlin'.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 Jun 2013, 04:27 »

"Sorry, it's not working for me. Marten, will you take over?"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 Jun 2013, 05:46 »

"Ouch, what's the safeword again?"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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