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QC Captions Vol. 118
« on: 09 Jun 2013, 11:13 »
Heya folks. Hope we all had a good weekend; here goes another week:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #1 on: 09 Jun 2013, 11:16 »
Faye:  C'mon, Red Sonja.
Sam:  But I need a sword!
Dora:  WTF!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #2 on: 09 Jun 2013, 11:59 »
Faye: "Right, you got it! Now that they're floating, you just gotta hold that as long as you can to build up strength…"
Sam: "Faye, can I stop pulling these stupid strings now?"
Dora: "bwah?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #3 on: 09 Jun 2013, 12:18 »
Faye: Sam is doing a project for school learning how much money she can make through photography.
Sam: Faye, you should get that mole on your thigh checked out.
Dora: What? But I'm not wearing panties today!

(okay, I guess my mind was a bit sicker than usual today.  :psyduck: )
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #4 on: 09 Jun 2013, 12:26 »
Pugnacious Peach: "As long as you've got adult supervision, you can hang out with either of us. I'll be knitting cute things."
Sam: "I'll come with you!"
Dora: "But look! I can teach you to make things hover with Force powers!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #5 on: 09 Jun 2013, 20:12 »
"...and we have cookies!" 

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #6 on: 09 Jun 2013, 21:43 »
Pugnacious Peach: "Hannelore said the technology they were working on came through, and they also figured out how to fast-forward a kid past the mewling poo-larva stage. UPS says your and Tai's daughter should be here today."
Sam: "But I thought you were my mommy!"
Dora: "In Marten's immortal words, bluh guh guh."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #7 on: 10 Jun 2013, 02:21 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #8 on: 10 Jun 2013, 02:28 »
Faye: "Alright, is there anything you wanna talk about before I leave?"
Sam: "BUTTS!"
Dora: "Oh shit, she's infected!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #9 on: 10 Jun 2013, 04:47 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 09 Jun 2013, 11:13
Heya folks. Hope we all had a good weekend; here goes another week:



Enjoy!

Faye:  "Dora, it's been nice catching up with you, but I have to leave now if I going to make my own opening at the gallery.  Drop by later if you can get away, otherwise we'll see you and the family tomorrow for dinner."

Sam:  "But, I wanna come!"

Dora:  "Sam, you've still got 2 hours left on your shift, and why isn't that cupboard cleaned yet?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #10 on: 10 Jun 2013, 05:05 »
Sam: "I finished digging and propping up the tunnel underneath the town. This was the only empty cupboard to make as the entrance to the shop."
Faye: "Great work, kid. I'm going to source some parts to build a cable car network. See you later."
Dora: "Tunnel? Cable car? What the hell?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #11 on: 10 Jun 2013, 05:26 »
FAYE: "OK, gonna go see if I can re-weld the espresso maker. Again."
SAM: "Can you hurry up? Running this Mr. Coffee machine is boring and the dollar store coffee smells bad."
DORA: "You get back under there and close that door. The customers might hear you!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #12 on: 10 Jun 2013, 10:32 »
FAYE: "Any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must include such a divergence of interests within its power-base."
SAM: "I think your point of view is valid here, Faye, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every  woman--."
DORA: "Muskrat!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jun 2013, 11:45 »
Faye: "I finished cleaning out the cabinets. There should be no further risk of life spontaneously generating in them."
Sam: "Like me?"
Dora: "Faye!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 118
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jun 2013, 16:18 »
FAYE: "Well, my art sales have enabled me to complete my hostile takeover, and now I own Coffee of Doom. Good luck, Dora, in your new job."
SAM: "What's her new job?"
DORA: "Health inspector!"
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