Topic: QC Captions Vol. 120 (Read 14874 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 23 Jun 2013, 08:26 »

top o da mornin to yuh

enjoy

Zebediah · « **Reply #1 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 08:36 »

Jim: Me?
Dora: Me.
Samantha: ME!

ankhtahr · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 08:42 »

Jim: You got my soul patch.
Dora: And my heart.
Sam: AND MY SPIIIDEEERS!

cesium133 · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 08:51 »

Jim: You want me to see a dentist?
Dora: Yeah. The guy I had in mind goes golfing with a cardiologist.
Sam: Finally! Your breath smells worse than mine!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 09:24 »

Dora: "Look! Up in the sky!"
Jim: "It's a bird."
Sam: "It's a plane!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 11:10 »

DORA: Titfuck.
JIM: Blowjob.
SAM: TACOS!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #6 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 12:01 »

Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 12:18 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2013, 12:01

Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"

Loki · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 12:22 »

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 12:54 »

DORA: "And Louis leads with a left. And Louis leads with a right. And now they're tearing hair. There's hair all over the ring. There's hair all over the place. I don't know whose hair it is ..."
JIM: "It's mine! And here comes the winnnnerrrrrrrrrr ... "
("William Tell Overture" cavalry charge theme with cowbells, bicycle horns and breaking glass)
SAM: "Beetlebaum!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #10 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 12:57 »

Jim: "The way to a man's soul..."
Dora: "The way to a woman's heart..."
Sam: "Goes via the nearest TACO BELL!!"

DrBear · « **Reply #11 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 13:53 »

JIM: So, does yours look like this?
DORA: Yeah, Marten used to call it Dora Bianchi International Airport.
SAM: Hello! CHILD HERE!

Carl-E · « **Reply #12 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 14:29 »

That'll be hard to top.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #13 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 16:32 »

Dora: "Look what Hannelore's mom is trying out! It's a drone to keep teenagers in line."
Jim: "When is it out of beta?"
Sam: "Stop pointing that laser at me! There's no proof I did it!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #14 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 19:03 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 23 Jun 2013, 12:18

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2013, 12:01
Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

"Well, I was going to show him my recipe for the perfect bald taco…"

But what about the bearded clam?

Carl-E · « **Reply #15 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 19:29 »

Card from Jim:

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #16 on:** 23 Jun 2013, 22:30 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 23 Jun 2013, 19:29

Card from Jim:

I dunno if I should find that funny or offensive to Lesbians.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 03:47 »

Why can't it be both?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 08:03 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Jun 2013, 12:01

Jim: "Wait a minute, you, me and the other girl.."

Dora: "Backroom in ten minutes."

Sam: "Guys, he better be making tacos in 15 minutes! "

DORA: "More like two and a half minutes."

JIM: "HEY!"

Sidhekin · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 09:28 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 24 Jun 2013, 03:47

Why can't it be both?

Offunsive?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 10:22 »

As long as we're riffing on multiple taco entendres:

Jim: Wanna come with us for tacos?
Dora: No thanks, I've got one waiting for me...
Sam: Ugh... maybe I'd rather have clam chowder.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 14:28 »

Dora: "Want to head that way and smell my armpits?"
Jim: "My nose is a bit plugged up."
Sam: "Hey, what's wrong with mine! I haven't had a shower in three days!"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 17:06 »

Jim: Ya sure we can remain friends?
Dora: Cross my heart.
Sam: HEY!! You didn't do it over your heart!!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #23 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 18:04 »

DORA: This thread?
JIM: That thread.
SAM: GODDAMN IT STOP NECROING LAST WEEK'S THREAD ALREADY.

Storel · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 20:35 »

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 21:15 »

Dora: "I can stick my finger up!"
Jim: "So can I!"
Sam: "I can top you both!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #26 on:** 24 Jun 2013, 22:10 »

Quote from: Storel on 24 Jun 2013, 20:35

Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*

Thrudd · « **Reply #27 on:** 25 Jun 2013, 08:22 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 22:10

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*

and now they
- are out shopping for new Air Jordans.
- walk with a limp.
- have been thoroughly defeated.

Jim: Meem?
Dora: Meem!
Sam: TV trope....

Jim: Mornin' Bruce.
Dora: G'mornin Bruce..
Sam: The parrot is dead!!

DSL · « **Reply #28 on:** 25 Jun 2013, 14:49 »

DORA (crossing heart): "You can pick your friends ... "
JIM (pointing): " ... and you can pick your nose ... "
SAM: "BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE! jeez ... "

Border Reiver · « **Reply #29 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 04:40 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 22:10

Quote from: Storel on 24 Jun 2013, 20:35
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.

Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*

"I got better!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #30 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 08:09 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 26 Jun 2013, 04:40

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 24 Jun 2013, 22:10
Quote from: Storel on 24 Jun 2013, 20:35
Did you have anything to eat lately, MDBS? You sound grumpy.
Yeah I ate the soul of the last person to post in the wrong caption thread. *burp*
"I got better!"

No you didn't!

So please... give generously... to this address: The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #31 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 08:50 »

Jim: Man, I hope Sam doesn't fall asleep during dinner
Dora: Don't worry. We were teaching her how to use the espresso machine today. She got to drink all the failures.
Sam: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #32 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 10:19 »

Zebediah · « **Reply #33 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 10:22 »

"My tongue is turquoise."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #34 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 10:54 »

"The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Faye? It's her pugnacity!"

Thrudd · « **Reply #35 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 11:03 »

"A Muskrat Love dating service."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #36 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 11:23 »

"What? I just said I don't see what's so bad about the black bin?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #37 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:01 »

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #38 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:18 »

"No no no! The stage direction CLEARLY says "awed surprise" not whatever that is. Once more, from the top!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #39 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:25 »

"So, Marten? Are you interested in having Cliff's notes on Cli.. eh Claire? My Robohand can write volume one in 47 seconds. Watch!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #40 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:46 »

"I dye my hair"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #41 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:47 »

"My sister's actually illiterate."

ChaoSera · « **Reply #42 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 14:50 »

"Guess where my Hand just was."

DSL · « **Reply #43 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 16:18 »

CLINTON: "I couldn't find the cart after I was done with the book, so I just put it back on the shelf ... what?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #44 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 17:25 »

"Thumbwrestling?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #45 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 20:14 »

"What, I said Claire was a boy, whats the big deal about that?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #46 on:** 26 Jun 2013, 22:17 »

"All I said was that library spiders are nutritious!"

techkid · « **Reply #47 on:** 27 Jun 2013, 03:54 »

"Of all the books on the shelf, you had to use that one to activate the trap?"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #48 on:** 27 Jun 2013, 04:06 »

"Yeah, I'm the guy that started spreading the rumours about you two and that thing."

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #49 on:** 27 Jun 2013, 07:29 »

CLINTON: I'm pregnant.

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