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[Method of Madness]

I agree, I wasn't expecting such surgical precision.

[chaospersonified]

Totally bonesaw it coming

Perhaps we should ping Guy Fieri to this thread to examine for conjunctivitis. 

Glad you went with Fieri, not Fawkes. Things can get heated when Guy Fawkes around, explosive even!

[FunkyTuba]

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns

[looktall]

i would have to train myself to make a sushi pun.

thinking about it is maki me hungry.

[chaospersonified]

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns

Oh, WELL DONE! I don't know much about sushi, unfortunately, but there's always Google to help me out, so I'll just let ebi.

[Aziraphale]

the bird puns were coot
the medical puns RN endless source of amusement
but I'd like tobiko-ing back to sushi puns

Oh, WELL DONE!

It's not sushi, then.

[looktall]

not all sushi contains raw seafood.
they often contain cooked products such as prawns, crab, beef, chicken, etc.

the above statement is not very punny.

nagano do that again.

[Kugai]

Edo do good puns though.

[looktall]

Iwate with baited breath for the next one.

[chaospersonified]

the above statement is not very punny.

nagano do that again.

Uramaki some strong accusations, my friend! He's taking my choice of words and turning it into a food preparation pun! Sashimi is the raw fish sort of sushi, yeah?

[Aziraphale]

A tip of the kappa to you.

[chaospersonified]

A tip of the kappa to you.

Wasabi cool, man, I got your back

[looktall]

Sashimi is the raw fish sort of sushi, yeah?

sashimi is usually served as thin slices without rice. (or with rice in a separate bowl as a type of side dish)

anago have some lunch now.

[hedgie]

Also, sashimi doesn't have to be fish/seafood.  Meat is also sometimes used.  Well, no good puns here, so I should gyoza.

[Aziraphale]

Very stealthy. Un-kani, even.

[Aziraphale]

(on a side note, I wonder if they have hokkigai named after Wayne Gretzky)

[Aziraphale]

Last time I had sushi I tried using my credit card, but they're strictly cash and karei.

[Aziraphale]

Ayu! Stop pretending you can't hirame.

I'll show myself out. 

[chaospersonified]

Ayu! Stop pretending you can't hirame.

I'll show myself out. 

Aww, no need tai get so upset! I was sleeping, is all!

[Kugai]

We'll lay off slapping you on the wrist with a wet noodle then

[Aziraphale]

Ramen to that.

[FunkyTuba]

Other punsters: Don't let this switch to a different Japanese cuisine chasu away. No need to be wari. You are shio to find punnable terms. Unless I tako them all first.

[cesium133]

What chew taco 'bout, Willis?

[looktall]

nacho what he's saying but i think we're in mexico now.

[chaospersonified]

I'm totally happy to shift continents. Queso what, we can't change cuisines suddenly? Who the heck says?

[Method of Madness]

Are you sure such a shift is prudenchilada?

[chaospersonified]

Are you sure such a shift is prudenchilada?

Absolutamente! Frijoles have some fun!

[cesium133]

Did you hear the reason the mentally unstable train conductor gave for his crimes? It was a loco motive! 

[chaospersonified]

You are tu quick to shift from mexican cuisine to straight up spanish, methinks. hola-t more puns might be made about mexican cuisine, I'm sure

[Aziraphale]

Last time I asked for butter in a Mexican restaurant the waitress said, "Butter. Por qué?"

[chaospersonified]

Last time I asked for butter in a Mexican restaurant the waitress said, "Butter. Por qué?"

This makes no sense to me, either as a pun, or as a story. Was she calling you porky? No comprendo.

Uno what would be nice? An explanation, preferably with a pun thrown in there somewhere, in keeping with the theme of the thread

[Kugai]

I got nuttin' 


Guess I'll just have to si where this goes..

[chaospersonified]

I got nuttin' 


Guess I'll just have to si where this goes..

I suppose I could gustar-t it on my own. Hopefully with a better pun than that. What can I say, I like it!

[Aziraphale]

Explanation:
Qué is pronounced "kay".

And here's where I show my age: "Butter? Parkay!" was the tagline in the old Parkay margarine commercials.

[chaospersonified]

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn

[hedgie]

*sigh* Only dropping in for entertainment, porque estoy un pocito a burrito.

[chaospersonified]

*sigh* Only dropping in for entertainment, porque estoy un pocito a burrito.

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)

[Aziraphale]

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn

...and that's where you lost me. What's "Matamoros Spanish"? I know a Trio Matamoros, but I don't think they ever did margarine commercials. 

[hedgie]

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)

Derp.  I'm quite rusty.  I was aiming for "I am bored", but ended up with making a pun on "I am boring/dull".  Time to stop trying to make puns in languages that I haven't studied in 16 years.

[chaospersonified]

I know how que is pronounced; I've spent time in Guatemala, Mexico, and Spain. I wasn't sure if YOU knew. I've never heard of Parkay. That was my mistake. I've heard more Matamoros spanish than I care to learn

...and that's where you lost me. What's "Matamoros Spanish"? I know a Trio Matamoros, but I don't think they ever did margarine commercials. 

Mexico, city closest to Brownville, Texas. Beec there several times. Tello* me something new

*Spanish surname, of a girl I met in Matamoros

[chaospersonified]

Warning: I will eat burritos, regardless of size (Put that last bit through Google Translate)

Derp.  I'm quite rusty.  I was aiming for "I am bored", but ended up with making a pun on "I am boring/dull".  Time to stop trying to make puns in languages that I haven't studied in 16 years.

Don't be silly, trust to Gootle Translate, mi amigo. (Not even remotely a pun, just advice because I think you're cool)

[hedgie]

Actually, according to the Oxford Spanish Dictionary, it would work the first way.  Giggle Translate mucks things up quite often.

[chaospersonified]

Actually, according to the Oxford Spanish Dictionary, it would work the first way.  Giggle Translate mucks things up quite often.

Did you consider for the verb conjugation?

[hedgie]

More the specific verb than the conujugation. 

[chaospersonified]

More the specific verb than the conujugation.

No matter what you consider bien the fault, it was there

[FunkyTuba]

Don't let this linguistic diversion cinco the thread. A nueve of puns could wash over us at any moment!

[chaospersonified]

Don't let this linguistic diversion cinco the thread. A nueve of puns could wash over us at any moment!

Gosh, I really hope this thread never dies, but I especially hope they can't tres it back to this poorly-prepared polyglottal diversion!

[Kugai]

Well, at least it isn't a Latin Lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAfKFKBlZbM

[chaospersonified]

Well, at least it isn't a Latin Lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAfKFKBlZbM

WEll Spanish comes from Latin, so in a way, it's like a hand-me-down Latin lesson from spain? You might say they were Roman far from home, even

[Method of Madness]

That's not a very Venice thing to say.