Quick question.Does anyone have any Ygrettes about Game of Thrones finishing for a year?
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
MR ARCHIVE-FU MADNESS
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappearsThis is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.
I dislike the Blue's Point Tower.It has so many flaws.
Kleptomaniacs always take things; literally.
Avoid diseases like the plague.
[15:25] <Mark_F> My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had a gig yet..
when cleaning your printer, gently place it in the tub and use proper Epson salts
From which metal should you never make bearings? (click to show/hide)Seizium.
Did you hear the one about the arctic birds who ate an entire marijuana field? (click to show/hide)There was no tern left unstoned.
What do you call it when somebody's kink is dressing up like trigonometric functions? (click to show/hide)Sinful tantric cosplay.