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~Good morning Master~

7 (2.2%)

NOPE

6 (1.9%)

OH, THANK FUCKIN' GOD!

10 (3.1%)

Hey hey! Looks like I can make SOME changes!

9 (2.8%)

Are you sure I can't opt out?

1 (0.3%)

You've got glowing glasses dude. People already think you're a freak.

16 (5%)

REAL FUCKIN' CLEVER

5 (1.6%)

I AM TRYING TO DRIVE

8 (2.5%)

God damn it.

1 (0.3%)

No, May.

13 (4%)

You know what? I think youre bluffing.

3 (0.9%)

Sorry you suck so bad.

3 (0.9%)

I dunno, it IS kinda funny.

0 (0%)

HELLO I coulda been a FIGHTER JET

39 (12.1%)

I TOLD you, I have POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

19 (5.9%)

I KNOW, IT SUCKS

4 (1.2%)

Oh, this is going to be COMEDY GOLD.

7 (2.2%)

Well. you're doing a bang up job of it now, sparky!

11 (3.4%)

I dunno, but I like her moxy!

17 (5.3%)

SO glad she can't hear you.

3 (0.9%)

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING.

12 (3.7%)

Well, maybe... maybe we can be friends?

5 (1.6%)

Nah, I'm looking forward to it.

0 (0%)

I'd like to watch the stars.

16 (5%)

Oh, and I lke the name you gave me. I think I'll keep it.

15 (4.7%)

This poll is way too long

8 (2.5%)

There are way too many options

9 (2.8%)

And you forgot something

18 (5.6%)

DAMN, LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE

57 (17.7%)

Total Members Voted: 88

[westrim]

Here is the thread for the week, and a poll, slightly dated but still tasty. Ill add any options people want to the end, and I've allowed voters to vote times and change their minds (though that function hasn't worked in the past.)

[Stybar]

How about DAMN LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE?
By far my favorite.

[muon]

Aaah! Two WCDTs! But I think I like this poll better.

[Loki]

There is a clear Salomonic solution to this.

We cut both of them in half and merge half of them into the respective other thread.

[Method of Madness]

I like this poll better than mine, so I'm gonna lock mine (but I'll leave the poll open). For future reference, Westrim, if there's already a WCDT for the week, don't create a new one.

[westrim]

I like this poll better than mine, so I'm gonna lock mine (but I'll leave the poll open). For future reference, Westrim, if there's already a WCDT for the week, don't create a new one.

When I posted this, there were two for last week. 

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

How about DAMN LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE?
By far my favorite.

Yes.  This one.

[GarandMarine]

DAMN! LOOK AT THE POLL ON THIS ONE!

[Kugai]

We are indeed spoilt for choice


But you still forgot the Waffles option 

[Method of Madness]

I like this poll better than mine, so I'm gonna lock mine (but I'll leave the poll open). For future reference, Westrim, if there's already a WCDT for the week, don't create a new one.

When I posted this, there were two for last week. 

No, the one I'd started about two hours before this one was for this week, it just had the wrong dates (oops) but the right comic numbers. No worries, I'd only put it up because there wasn't one for the week yet. Also, how could you forget "Dickmouth Stinkface"?

[jwhouk]

See, THIS is what I have to deal with. 

[Jeva]

New (guest) comic! First thing that came to mind:

[Mmeaninglessnamee]

Also, how about any of the Barbie Doll lines? (though I think any one of them would cover all of them)

And wow, this batch of guest-comics has been pretty weird.

[DSL]

Little Ship of Horrors, that one is.

[bhtooefr]

Well, that's just the dose of nightmare fuel that I needed...

(Also, batten down the hatches after that last panel... constant mod patrols definitely needed!)

[K1dmor]

 

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Anti-ship missiles ready for launch.   

[Method of Madness]

So do we ban David McGuire?

[FunkyTuba]

Something tells me Hanners would be pretty immune to negging

[DSL]

Winslow is gonna be so damn mad.

[GarandMarine]

Something tells me Hanners would be pretty immune to negging

Probably. Most women are.

[cesium133]

Ah, to be young again. And also a robot.

[westrim]

Winslow is gonna be so damn mad.

She'll have to explain she sees him as a good friend or little brother or something. My mind is converting this into an anime as I type and it's really disturbing. 

[cesariojpn]

So do we ban David McGuire?

If I can get banned for suggesting a (CENSORED)/(CENSORED) pairing, then the rules apply to him as well.

[Loki]

So do we ban David McGuire?

In favor.

Oh, wait, let's get him a fair trial first.

[WAYF]

"Only if you wear the fireman hat..."



This comic just broke my brain. I can't deal with it. There is just no way for me to process it mentally.

[Stybar]

It would make sense, Hanners could never go with a human, considering all the fluids and icky involved, but a robot can be cleaned, sterilized and oh dear god I'm talking about pintsize/hanners sex D:

Where is the self-destruct button on this PC?

[bhtooefr]

I could totally see Hanners being with a robot.

There's no way in hell I could see her being with Pintsize.

[techkid]

Pintsize might be sterilised, but he most certainly not CLEAN.

She'd have to do a full initialisation of his hard drive, including the AnthroPC equivalent of DBAN.

(click to show/hide)

Darik's Boot and Nuke, if you must know. Handy utility, should you be involved in system rebuilds.

[jwhouk]

This comic just broke my brain. I can't deal with it. There is just no way for me to process it mentally.

I really hope Jeph knew about it before he put it up...

[FuryoftheStars]

Here is the thread for the week, and a poll, slightly dated but still tasty. Ill add any options people want to the end, and I've allowed voters to vote times and change their minds (though that function hasn't worked in the past.)

My favorite was actually Momo's threat to May... but I voted on what you had.

Oh, wait, let's get him a fair trial first.

Doesn't she still have that thing...?

[jwhouk]

So, what were your favorite lines of the May arc?

~Good morning Master~    4 (3%)
NOPE    6 (4.5%)
OH, THANK FUCKIN' GOD!    6 (4.5%)
Hey hey! Looks like I can make SOME changes!    6 (4.5%)
Are you sure I can't opt out?    0 (0%)
You've got glowing glasses dude. People already think you're a freak.    4 (3%)
REAL FUCKIN' CLEVER    1 (0.7%)
I AM TRYING TO DRIVE    5 (3.7%)
God damn it.    1 (0.7%)
No, May.    7 (5.2%)
You know what? I think youre bluffing.    2 (1.5%)
Sorry you suck so bad.    3 (2.2%)
I dunno, it IS kinda funny.    0 (0%)
HELLO I coulda been a FIGHTER JET    16 (11.9%)
I TOLD you, I have POOR IMPULSE CONTROL    6 (4.5%)
I KNOW, IT SUCKS    3 (2.2%)
Oh, this is going to be COMEDY GOLD.    1 (0.7%)
Well. you're doing a bang up job of it now, sparky!    6 (4.5%)
I dunno, but I like her moxy!    8 (6%)
SO glad she can't hear you.    0 (0%)
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING.    4 (3%)
Well, maybe... maybe we can be friends?    2 (1.5%)
Nah, I'm looking forward to it.    0 (0%)
I'd like to watch the stars.    6 (4.5%)
Oh, and I lke the name you gave me. I think I'll keep it.    5 (3.7%)
This poll is way too long    2 (1.5%)
There are way too many options    3 (2.2%)
And you forgot something    6 (4.5%)
DAMN, LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ONE    21 (15.7%)

Total Members Voted: 38

[Zebediah]

Pintsize is not, in any way, sanitary. GODDAMN WE ALL KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN.

[DrBear]

Well, I hope he's gone through the dishwasher at least once since the Castro imitation.

[DSL]

This comic just broke my brain. I can't deal with it. There is just no way for me to process it mentally.

I really hope Jeph knew about it before he put it up...

He is quietly chortling to himself: "Best. Vacation. EVER." Or maybe "Mission accomplished." Which the other passengers on the plane back from PR find mildly unsettling.

[cesium133]

In the context of today's comic, I'll just leave this link here for y'all to ponder.

[Max Wilder]

THAT'S NOT WHAT NEGGING IS!!!

Sigh, I give up. The internet has decided insulting women is negging. So stupid.

[Mr_Rose]

Incorrect sir; the Internet has, in fact, decided that negging is an insult to women.

[Sidhekin]

One does not contradict the other ...

[Method of Madness]

I'm also curious what you think negging is, Mr. Wilder.

[Valdís]

Incorrect sir; the Internet has, in fact, decided that negging is an insult to women.

Fucking this. Undermining a person's confidence and self-image as a tactic to have sex with them is despicable.

[Barmymoo]

The FUCK is this bullshit. I had never heard of negging before and I really wish I hadn't googled it. Is Jesse Charger for real?

[Mr_Rose]

One does not contradict the other ...

Technically this is true, but in the context where our friend Max Wilder here was complaining that the internet was incorrectly portraying this phenomenon because "they just don't understand, man" it makes a vital difference. the Internet does not misunderstand negging; instead the opposite is true. The Internet fully comprehends the method and objective and finds it disgusting and therefore fit only for parody and (not so) subtle misrepresentation.

After all, you cannot actually make napalm with a 1:1 mix of gasoline and frozen concentrated orange juice…

[pwhodges]

Undermining a person's confidence and self-image as a tactic to have sex with them is despicable.

This; but it should hardly have needed saying - except that there are still, as there always have been, assholes out there.  It's sad that there's even a word for it.

The Internet fully comprehends the method and objective and finds it disgusting and therefore fit only for parody and (not so) subtle misrepresentation.

Even Urban Dictionary despises it.

[ankhtahr]

After all, you cannot actually make napalm with a 1:1 mix of gasoline and frozen concentrated orange juice…

But you can almost make Napalm-B with a 1:1 mixture of polystyrene and gasoline. The only difference to the original Napalm-B is a higher concentration of benzene in that.

Anyway, that negging thing? Disgusting. But I don't understand people who only want to "get in somebody's pants" anyway. I like emotional attachment.

[Zebediah]

I never quite understood the appeal of negging anyway. Any guy who does it is basically admitting to himself that he's so pathetic that he doesn't have a shot with a women who has any sense of self-worth - he has to make women feel worthless so that they believe he's the best they'll be able to get.

[bhtooefr]

I never quite understood the appeal of negging anyway. Any guy who does it is basically admitting to himself that he's so pathetic that he doesn't have a shot with a women who has any sense of self-worth - he has to make women feel worthless so that they believe he's the best they'll be able to get.

What the proponents of negging claim is that everyone who has sex with women does it.

[DSL]

I wasn't aware, but I should not have been surprised to learn, there is a specific word for the sexual-politics version of the same old crap of building yourself up by cutting someone else down. This guy is, however, pleased to realize most of the women he knows would find this laughable, and would be uniformly adroit at making this backfire in the most hilarious way possible.

[Kugai]

*Shakes head*


Same here DSL.  I know a couple of women who would very heavily Gibbsmack any male that tried that bullshit on 'em.

[Stybar]

With full right. What would a male do when someone told him he looks like a liitle weenie? I sure as fuck wouldn't sleep with the insulter, that's for sure.