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More chaos

10 (12.3%)

More romance

4 (4.9%)

More metalwork

10 (12.3%)

More basement

10 (12.3%)

More hipster slander

10 (12.3%)

More s'mores

2 (2.5%)

More Marten

1 (1.2%)

More Sam

10 (12.3%)

More ham on waffles

3 (3.7%)

More door

0 (0%)

More shirts

0 (0%)

More customers

3 (3.7%)

More menu items

5 (6.2%)

More poll options

13 (16%)

Total Members Voted: 76

[westrim]

Well, here's the polread, because portmanteaus make EVERYTHING BETTER!!! Right?

Yes, there are a dozen options I left out, some of which I thought of and nixed. Anything Dale would probably dominate the poll, for instance.

I am curious if the guy in 2529 is a fan of Jackie Robinson or Hitchhikers Guide?

[WAYF]

Ah yes, portmanteaus could never lead to bad things...

Actually, there are a lot of sensible, practical things I could choose, but I didn't realize until I looked at the poll just how much I kinda missed the hipster slander (that would NEVER fly in real life).

[Pilchard123]

[ ] More cowbell
[ ] More desu

[ankhtahr]

What about "More doom"?

[jwhouk]

Thanks for taking the thread this week.

The tank top and numbers look like a basketball uniform of some sort. If it doesn't match one of the local schools, I'd almost think it was the University of Kansas.

</sports_geek>

[DrBear]

• Less shirts. (Except for Dale)

[DSL]

I am curious if the guy in 2529 is a fan of Jackie Robinson or Hitchhikers Guide?

He does look as if his smartphone should be telling him, "Don't Panic."

[ankhtahr]

I just hope that there won't be some evil cliffhanger on Friday. I want my birthday cliffhanger-free.

[Rghfrgl]

I just hope that there won't be some evil cliffhanger on Friday. I want my birthday cliffhanger-free.

Dora's been murdered! Who could have done this? The girlfriend? The jealous ex-boyfriend? The ambitious underling making a play for the shop? Or Hanners?

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Probably Hanners.

[Zebediah]

No, obviously

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it's Emily, because she's secretly a beetle.

[Barmymoo]

No, no, you've got that confused.

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Emily kills Dora because she realises that Dora is secretly a beetle.

[mtmerrick]

More specials, obviously!

[Masterpiece]

I just hope that there won't be some evil cliffhanger on Friday. I want my birthday cliffhanger-free.

Subtle hint that it's your birthday this Friday?

[ankhtahr]

Rather not-too-subtle. Actually I think I mentioned it somewhere else before. Actually I was serious. I don't want this birthday to suck like the last one. Which I spent working for a school project due the day after it, about which my teacher told me that day.

[mtmerrick]

I just hope that there won't be some evil cliffhanger on Friday. I want my birthday cliffhanger-free.

Subtle hint that it's your birthday this Friday?

it was my birthday yesterday. i did not make a big deal out of it.

[Zebediah]

Once you've had enough of them, they stop being such a big deal.

[ankhtahr]

I guess this one would be much less of a big deal to me, if I'd have had an opportunity to celebrate my last one. 'Cause when you're 18 you're basically allowed to do anything here, so the birthdays after your 18's aren't so important anymore.

Also belated happy birthday mtmerrick!

[Kugai]

You're all wrong

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Will secretly slips back and murders Dora

[mtmerrick]

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Will secretly slips back and murders Dora

D= butwhy

[Rghfrgl]

 Mystery savvy. It's always the guy they try and make you forget was ever there in the first place.

 He also looks like he could be a butler.

[Zebediah]

Because it's so completely random and senseless, they'd never suspect him. It's the perfect crime! 

[jwhouk]

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Sara returns from the jaws of an Allosaurus and kills Dora with a knife made from a Velociraptor's tooth.

[mtmerrick]

seriously why does everyone want dora dead? 

[Method of Madness]

I'm missing how "polread" is a portmanteau.

[cesium133]

"poll thread"

[Method of Madness]

Oh. Does...does anyone call it that?

[cesium133]

Westrim, apparently, I guess?

[Method of Madness]

Ah. I'm not really sure polread works, shouldn't a portmanteau be fewer syllables than the actual phrase? Maybe pread would work.

[jwhouk]

No, if I did the WCDT, it'd be a "Pred."

Or, as has been thrown around the internets lately, "Perd."

[Method of Madness]

Pronounced pred, but spelled pread.

[Kugai]

[FunkyTuba]

[X] More cowbell
[ ] More desu

[Is it cold in here?]

Will Dale learn to be rude to customers, or will CoD become a more polite place?

[cesium133]

It's probably not best to tell your new boss that you quit your old job with no notice whatsoever...

[Truec]

I am shocked, dismayed, and horrifed!  You went through all the trouble of shortening Faye's new rank to Ass Man, but not a single poll option related to butts?  Scorn and disapproval!

[Indicible]

Dale knows how to quit a job. Although it did not get as hysterical as this... (the guy in this ad supposedly won the French lottery. And thus quit.)

[westrim]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

I am shocked, dismayed, and horrified!  You went through all the trouble of shortening Faye's new rank to Ass Man, but not a single poll option related to butts?  Scorn and disapproval!

My Butts Disease infection is quite mild.

Oh. Does...does anyone call it that?

No.

Pronounced pred, but spelled pread.

Sounds better, but I was trying to make it vaguely obvious.

Seriously why does everyone want dora dead? 

She knows why.

What about "More doom"?

I thought More door was doomy enough.  You can't simply walk into it, after all.

[ ] More cowbell
[ ] More desu

No.

[Nepiophage]

Walk in on a meeting between the boss and some important clients, and staple your resignation to his tie.

[snubnose]

Dale goes up in the coorperate world.

Soon he'll be waiter at a fancy restaurant.

[J]

what, did he sprint all the way to the coffee shop or something?

[rschill]

Yay!  No more glowing glasses! 

Sorry, but it's almost as bad as a bluetooth headset. 

[Mr_Rose]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

It's pizza delivery. It starts that bad then gets worse as time goes on. At least Dale has a car though; I'd really ate to be doing that on a rusting hulk of a bike like the kids around here have to.

(In case your imagination needs a kickstart, delivering pizzas combines the very worst of retail with the very worst of delivery then paints a target on your back…)

[cesariojpn]

seriously why does everyone want dora dead? 

We wanna collect on her Life Insurance policy.

[rschill]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

It's pizza delivery. It starts that bad then gets worse as time goes on. At least Dale has a car though; I'd really ate to be doing that on a rusting hulk of a bike like the kids around here have to.

(In case your imagination needs a kickstart, delivering pizzas combines the very worst of retail with the very worst of delivery then paints a target on your back…)

It's not that bad really, especially if you're an introvert with ADD.  The take home pay can be pretty good depending on your area, there are regular intervals of alone time, and there is outside stimulation for most of the day.

[WAYF]

I found panel 3 oddly satisfying. Dale's got style.

[cesariojpn]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

It's pizza delivery. It starts that bad then gets worse as time goes on. At least Dale has a car though; I'd really ate to be doing that on a rusting hulk of a bike like the kids around here have to.

(In case your imagination needs a kickstart, delivering pizzas combines the very worst of retail with the very worst of delivery then paints a target on your back…)

It's not that bad really, especially if you're an introvert with ADD.  The take home pay can be pretty good depending on your area, there are regular intervals of alone time, and there is outside stimulation for most of the day.

Factor in the wear and tear on your car, the shitty tips, and the hours.

[ZoeB]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

Something about the interminable smell of Pizza in his car...

[techkid]

Waving sparklers in the air is classier than giving everyone in the place the finger. Nice

[rschill]

Jeez, what was Dale's issue with the pizza job? It didn't seem that bad.

It's pizza delivery. It starts that bad then gets worse as time goes on. At least Dale has a car though; I'd really ate to be doing that on a rusting hulk of a bike like the kids around here have to.

(In case your imagination needs a kickstart, delivering pizzas combines the very worst of retail with the very worst of delivery then paints a target on your back…)

It's not that bad really, especially if you're an introvert with ADD.  The take home pay can be pretty good depending on your area, there are regular intervals of alone time, and there is outside stimulation for most of the day.

Factor in the wear and tear on your car, the shitty tips, and the hours.

Tips you have to average, I buy cars that are close to the end of their lifespan and have always been a night owl.  The only thing that's a major drawback for me from a lot of other jobs is the stigma the job title carries as I get older. 

[Akima]

Either it's a long way from the pizza-shop to CoD, or Dale is out of condition.