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[Masterpiece]

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Truth.

Interesting, considering they are twin brothers (though I'll be the first to admit that the Super Mario canon is fuzzy.).

[kyomi]

I think it's more of the fact that in the Super Mario Bros. game for a DOS PC (It worked more like a Joust-type game.. it was weird), there was a Red/Orange Mario and a Green Mario ("Luigi"). You always got the Green Mario if you were the second player

[Masterpiece]

ooooooooooooh yeah I definitely get that.

My sister just didn't like the Super Nintendo. Or we'd play together. And I think she grew out of it pretty soon.

I did let my little sister "play", as in, give her the second controller and "act" as if I was player two (worked very well with Donkey Kong Country). Also worked with my best friend.

[kyomi]

[Sorflakne]

I remember in SMB1 that player 1 could pause the game with his controller when player 2 was playing.  My cousins refused to let me play as Mario because I'd always do it to them so it'd be my turn to play again.

[Method of Madness]

Some of those things I plan on doing because I want to (getting a job, going to said job, and getting married, watching TV). Some of those (follow fashion, acting normal, walking on the pavement) I'll do occasionally, but less often than not, really. The only things I feel compelled to do are obeying the law (well, usually) and saving for old age (which I really haven't started doing yet because I have no income, being a student and all).

I don't know if I'd consider myself entirely free, but I feel like something that takes the other extreme like that the mindset in that image are not as harmful as the system they protest against (a system that the image exaggerates to an unnecessary degree), but harmful nonetheless.

@kyomi, that House thing is great.

[kyomi]

Is that dude the back playing with Mario Paint Composer?


At least they're honest





I lol'd... irl... loud...

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[K1dmor]

 


 

[LTK]

bagged milk

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians. See, this is why I prefer to visit the source of the information rather than see a screenshot with half the context missing.

[Is it cold in here?]

The same people who make tea bags?

[K1dmor]

 

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians.

 South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.

[LTK]

The same people who make tea bags?

I just realised there's an alternate universe out there where milk is made like we make tea.

Also, this.

[Nikolai]

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

Edit: Oh, Canadians.

 South America does the same. The "bags" are called Sachet.

In the Philippines, soda is sold in bags as well.

[LTK]

I see people saying it's more environmentally friendly, but I think milk cartons would be better for that, since the cartons are made from trees instead of petroleum?

[snalin]

Milk. Bags.

Mind. Blown.

[ackblom12]

I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.

Eagles are Terrifying

[Is it cold in here?]

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything

[K1dmor]

 

[nekowafer]

Now I'm curious. Who bags milk?

In US supermarkets there are employees just after the cashier who bag everything

Most often it's just the cashier. Also, 

[ackblom12]

Also, Brides Throwing Cats

[GarandMarine]

Slightly less ethical then tossing a bunch of dead flowers, but more fun! and hey free cat!

[GarandMarine]

I imagine this is where the myth of the Roc came from.

Eagles are Terrifying

That's a terrible attack vector, normally eagles will strike from behind like that, but sink their talons into the region of spine we call the "Cervical vertebrae" on humans. This area of the skull is weak and squishy so the eagle gains two potential kill blows by striking in that region, either an immediate nervous system kill or his talons will continue to penetrate through to the brain. For more alpine animals such as mountain goats and big horn sheep (in North America) the eagles will instead strike at the center of gravity while the target is in a precarious position (both species regularly scale nearly sheer rock faces and cliffs) letting gravity do the work of actually killing the prey.

Eagles: Not an animal to fuck with.

[Blue Kitty]

[Method of Madness]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.

[mtmerrick]

wha?

why would she want to stay here? 

[Method of Madness]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.

Or you know, open the window first.

[Grognard]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Nona, at least give it away or sell it.

Or you know, open the window first.

definitely.
windows be expensive.

[de_la_Nae]

Alternatively:

He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub.

Much better.

Here you go, this ought to work.



Always a trip when I see her picture come up, because I'm acquainted with her; she's a local and runs in some of the same circles.

And yes her hair is pretty much always amazing. /envy

[GarandMarine]

General Nibbles *snicker*

and something about her hair really bugs me... not sure what it is...

[Method of Madness]

The greatest line in cinema history.

[LeeC]

[Method of Madness]

Is there a full video of that?

[BeoPuppy]

http://deadspin.com/david-ortizs-nephew-hit-him-in-the-dick-with-a-basebal-1443182238

[BeoPuppy]

http://ikeaordeath.com/

[Aimless]

https://github.com/WhiteHouse/fortyfour/issues/3

[LTK]

Is there a full video of that?

Bingo

[lepetitfromage]

Ha! Strictly guessing, I got 16 out of 20 right on that Ikea thing. I know almost nothing about Ikea and even less about death metal.

[kyomi]

Cat missile   All it seems to be missing is the smoke trail behind it.. hehe


I've never seen boots at a wedding.. this was probably an awesome one

http://ikeaordeath.com/

I got 12 out of 20




Oh my god.. the person who made those gifs hates people with OCD.. the left ones line up but the right ones never will

This is just so evil it's hilarious

[LeeC]

[Method of Madness]

Nicely done, Mr. Crowe. Although weird that she went from "having a crush" to "wishing he was my dad".

[LeeC]

is it still an Oedipus complex if its daughter to father (figure)?

[Method of Madness]

No, that's an Electra complex.

[LeeC]

Its about that time of year

Why Electra?  Reading the story it just has her avenging her father's killer

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who was Electra's mother, Clytemnestra who in-turn was avenging her other daughter's death by killing the father Agamemnon whom sacrificed the daughter for winds to take the Aegean army to Troy!

[kyomi]

Yeah... I'm not eating any of those cakes >.>;

[Method of Madness]

I don't get the last one.

[kyomi]

Look at the kid on the right and then think maniacal laughter after say.... poisoning all of the cakes


Doesn't Museam have 1 'u'?


LMAO... best caption ever "i find your lack of parents disturbing."


The guy on the right is laughing like hell.. hehe

[Kugai]

Attack Cat.

[ackblom12]

MORE NATURE!

Antechinus actually fucks itself to death and disentegration

[Masterpiece]

[Is it cold in here?]

The one with cornstarch on a speaker is beyond bizarre.