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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2800 on: 11 Jan 2014, 20:36 »
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« Reply #2801 on: 11 Jan 2014, 22:54 »
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I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2802 on: 12 Jan 2014, 05:11 »
If you listen to this video at half-speed they sound like they're wasted.


Which would make NPR news so much better.
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« Reply #2803 on: 12 Jan 2014, 05:45 »
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« Reply #2804 on: 12 Jan 2014, 07:55 »




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« Reply #2806 on: 12 Jan 2014, 08:06 »
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« Reply #2807 on: 12 Jan 2014, 20:37 »


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I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2809 on: 12 Jan 2014, 21:01 »
Hahahaha, that is the second best D&D thing ever...after this.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2810 on: 12 Jan 2014, 21:59 »
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I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2811 on: 13 Jan 2014, 01:49 »
For some reason I found that gif of the cat looking for the kitten on the video really distressing. But also adorable.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2812 on: 13 Jan 2014, 04:14 »


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2813 on: 13 Jan 2014, 05:44 »
But if you were really chipped like that, wouldn't there be safe-guards to prevent you from realizing that the chip had activated?

It really reminds me of Repo Men with Jude Law. Pretty much the same concept :)

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« Reply #2815 on: 13 Jan 2014, 07:25 »
Oh god... that is so right it hurts...lol
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« Reply #2816 on: 13 Jan 2014, 07:35 »
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You could easily change that to "Fan" and "Not-Fan" and it'd still be accurate.
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« Reply #2817 on: 13 Jan 2014, 08:43 »
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« Reply #2818 on: 13 Jan 2014, 08:49 »
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2819 on: 13 Jan 2014, 08:54 »
That's a talent...? Ruining a banana with your feet?

I'm more interested in what that silver cable is and where it's going in the background

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That is awesome :)

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Peeling a banana rather.

I was saying ruining because there would be no way I would eat a banana if someone peeled it with their feet.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2820 on: 13 Jan 2014, 08:56 »
Peeling a banana rather.

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« Reply #2821 on: 13 Jan 2014, 09:37 »
Cor - predictive quoting!
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« Reply #2822 on: 13 Jan 2014, 09:48 »


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« Reply #2823 on: 13 Jan 2014, 10:27 »
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2824 on: 13 Jan 2014, 10:28 »
It's that which makes me feel a bit better when people spout the utter bullshit they're still talking about gay marriage (the first of which in the UK will take place in just over two months!).
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Quote from: schimmy on 12 Oct 2011, 04:15
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2825 on: 13 Jan 2014, 10:46 »
She's black, right?

I'm sorry, I'm a bit slow right now so it's a serious question to see if I get it right. :(
In case I got it right... Nice picture.
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« Reply #2826 on: 13 Jan 2014, 10:48 »
Yes, I think that's the point - or at least, she's not the same skin tone as the man speaking (she could be brown-skinned, mixed race, etc).
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Quote from: schimmy on 12 Oct 2011, 04:15
There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2827 on: 13 Jan 2014, 11:28 »
Michael Bay asked about what inspires his movie ideas, then the teleprompter stops...
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #2828 on: 13 Jan 2014, 12:15 »
For the record I'm not really okay with how a lot of people react to someone freezing up like that. It's not a fun thing to experience, even if you make movies with.. issues.

"Hahaha they shut down over anxieties and had to distance themself!"

It's not exactly something to just snap out of. Excusing yourself is at least a better outcome than staring blankly at the crowd, feeling terribly cold all over and not being able to make a sound.

So, well, let's not make that a thing he can't live down, alright?
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« Reply #2830 on: 13 Jan 2014, 13:20 »
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« Reply #2834 on: 13 Jan 2014, 14:52 »
With today's comic in mind...
People kept stealing the 420 mile marker in Colorado. This was CDOT's solution:


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« Reply #2835 on: 13 Jan 2014, 15:02 »
I love CDOT. Government officials with a sense of humor.
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« Reply #2836 on: 13 Jan 2014, 15:39 »
What's so special about that 420 mile marker?
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« Reply #2837 on: 13 Jan 2014, 15:40 »
...420 is code for smoking weed.  Colorado made it state law legalizing it a bit.
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« Reply #2838 on: 13 Jan 2014, 15:42 »
Oh, that nonsense.
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« Reply #2841 on: 13 Jan 2014, 17:22 »
Are Otto and some woman strangling each other in the background?  :psyduck:
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« Reply #2842 on: 13 Jan 2014, 19:40 »
Quote from: kyomi on 13 Jan 2014, 05:44
But if you were really chipped like that, wouldn't there be safe-guards to prevent you from realizing that the chip had activated?
He forgot to include the bonus panel!



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« Reply #2843 on: 14 Jan 2014, 00:38 »

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« Reply #2846 on: 14 Jan 2014, 03:19 »
Some people get it all figured out for themselves, some people find ways to cheat, and some people just say fuck it and let a machine figure it out for them.

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« Reply #2848 on: 14 Jan 2014, 03:54 »
Because you are the Gareth!

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« Reply #2849 on: 14 Jan 2014, 05:51 »
Please no bible stuff.. that thing is so backwards it's not even funny.
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