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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3000 on: 19 Jan 2014, 05:47 »

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« Reply #3001 on: 19 Jan 2014, 06:26 »

Lots and lots of maps that explain the world.

The "shit Europeans actually discovered" map is interesting.
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« Reply #3003 on: 19 Jan 2014, 07:30 »

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« Reply #3004 on: 19 Jan 2014, 08:08 »

For map 1, I'm from one of those grey shadowy places
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« Reply #3005 on: 19 Jan 2014, 09:19 »

The "shit Europeans actually discovered" map is interesting.

Naturally, as someone quite into Nordic history, aspects of it bothers me, though. Since places Norse people actually settled first often get considered "native land" of the Sivullirmiut (or even more ridiculous: Of the Inuits who later replaced the Sivullirmiut) when in fact, well, those migrations came afterwards. And are part of the reason those old Norse settlements are graveyards. :-P
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3006 on: 19 Jan 2014, 09:44 »



What?

She's drilling something but the image rezzes out

It's what you feel like when using a hammer drill (though faster...).
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« Reply #3007 on: 19 Jan 2014, 10:26 »

She's quantum drilling, a home improvement variant of quantum tunneling.
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« Reply #3008 on: 19 Jan 2014, 13:23 »

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« Reply #3009 on: 19 Jan 2014, 19:15 »

That's odd. The blood usually gets off at the second floor.

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« Reply #3011 on: 20 Jan 2014, 07:42 »



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« Reply #3012 on: 20 Jan 2014, 08:02 »

Being trapped in the middle of a raging inferno doesn't seem very fortunate! Sure, you're not being burned to death right now, but you will if you move.
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« Reply #3013 on: 20 Jan 2014, 08:44 »

Ha... this one made me lol:

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3019 on: 20 Jan 2014, 16:56 »

Seriously.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3020 on: 20 Jan 2014, 19:42 »

Sorry havnt been able to make my rounds.  been sick the past 4 days.  Worst cold I've had since grade school.








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« Reply #3021 on: 21 Jan 2014, 02:21 »

Seriously, Majoras Mask was the most depressing Zelda game everrr
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3022 on: 21 Jan 2014, 04:58 »

Zombie and dog  :cry:












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« Reply #3023 on: 21 Jan 2014, 05:00 »


The guy reading sounds like the one that reads from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.. that or from one of the earlier Black Adder series :)

What was the story behind that? And just where exactly did they get a bagpipe?
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« Reply #3024 on: 21 Jan 2014, 06:10 »

It is impossible for me to find a nice size of this picture to use as decent desktop wallpaper, so I'll post it here.
Robert Baratheon slays Rhaegar Targaryen.

No worries this is not a spoiler, not by a long shot!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3025 on: 21 Jan 2014, 06:32 »

Not the same image, but does this help?
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« Reply #3026 on: 21 Jan 2014, 06:54 »


The guy reading sounds like the one that reads from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.. that or from one of the earlier Black Adder series :)

What was the story behind that? And just where exactly did they get a bagpipe?

I have no idea where they got the pipes, but Golf Co 2/9 was transfering off FOB Eagle to rotate back to the United States, and the company transfering in was a National Guard unit from Utah, i.e. Mormons, so instead of leaving the porn for the next set of guys as is tradition, the Marines decided to respect the oncoming unit's religious beliefs and remove any indecent material from the FOB in a ceremonial manner.
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« Reply #3027 on: 21 Jan 2014, 07:16 »

Thanks for the effort pwhodges.  :-)

thought this was funny enough to share:
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« Reply #3028 on: 21 Jan 2014, 07:33 »

Pah, you can just punch that into google and it'll give you the answer. Shoulda given him the MD5 hash of the unlock code, at least that would require a little bit of effort.
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« Reply #3029 on: 21 Jan 2014, 07:49 »

Well I'll be damned.. that does actually work. I didn't know you could do that.. neat :)

I got 1127.. was that put in correctly?



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« Reply #3031 on: 21 Jan 2014, 08:33 »

So... fucking... creepy... and why does that one have a diaper on? Why is it pink?

I need to take my mind off that..
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« Reply #3032 on: 21 Jan 2014, 08:34 »

Is the unlock code deliberately made easy enough that you can do it in your head?
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« Reply #3033 on: 21 Jan 2014, 08:40 »

(click to show/hide)

Radical Edward and Ein are possibly my favourite anime pair.
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« Reply #3034 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:18 »

Yeah... could of done without the "I'm smarter than you" comment by ev4n...

Now for something completely different:
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« Reply #3035 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:20 »

Is the unlock code deliberately made easy enough that you can do it in your head?
Considering it's for a 6th grader, I think the point is to get the kid to do some math.
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« Reply #3036 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:27 »

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« Reply #3037 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:31 »

...motherfucker is that snake FLYING!?
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« Reply #3038 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:33 »

Nope, it's gliding


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« Reply #3039 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:37 »

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« Reply #3040 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:42 »

I have a whole magazine loaded with NOPE for that.
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« Reply #3041 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:54 »

Snakes raining from the sky does indeed not sound like a fine old gay time.
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« Reply #3042 on: 21 Jan 2014, 09:58 »

I have a whole magazine loaded with NOPE for that.
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« Reply #3043 on: 21 Jan 2014, 10:50 »

I was gonna make a Snakenado joke, but apparently a rock station beat me to it.

Side note, favorite parody movie idea: Honeybadgernado

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« Reply #3045 on: 21 Jan 2014, 12:28 »

Oh hey 94ssd when did you change your name to buzzfeed? :roll:

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« Reply #3046 on: 21 Jan 2014, 15:51 »

Is the unlock code deliberately made easy enough that you can do it in your head?

Huh, I think so.
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« Reply #3048 on: 21 Jan 2014, 18:01 »

Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.

I would love to see a comic with those characters!

Sadly the bear had to be put down for being so friendly

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« Reply #3049 on: 21 Jan 2014, 19:11 »

Read the image again, what it actually says is even more than what you've quoted.

I would love to see a comic with those characters!

Sadly the bear had to be put down for being so friendly

Nope, I refuse to allow this to be true. Nope. Not believing it.

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Holy shit. You were able to substitute reality with your own.
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